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Romantic Classical China Original
Phoenix nods, Xiao Yue dances the breeze;
The phoenix nods, and the clouds are red;
Phoenix nodded three times, and this country is really beautiful;
Phoenix, Phoenix, why are you unhappy?
"Phoenix xi burn xi.
When will I go back to the west,
Brilliant, its feathers go straight into the sky,
Go straight to kuya the sparrow,
Release my shackles so that I don't feel sad.
Feng Xi
Never come back,
Why should you be happy when you are alive, and why should you be afraid when you are dead?
The middle road is folded.
Destroy my heart.
Feng Xi
When to return to the west,
Bathed in fire and nirvana
Who is crying? "The author of Running Water All the Way, the original author is Xiao Lou.
Its moon soup is far from my hometown, the full moon is gone, and my hometown is gone. It has left my hometown with shining stars, and the galaxy is brilliant, so it is difficult to go back to my hometown. Its wind is harmonious, blowing my hometown, and its sky is beautiful, taking care of my hometown. Know what I know, bury my rivers and mountains, and know where I am buried? I think of the East Palace. Non - original
You said it was misty and rainy, and Lanting looked far away; Later, I took care of my dance and covered my clothes deeply. You said that the spring is bright and the green sleeves are red; Later, I built the West Building and stood quietly beside the Qing Dynasty. You say that the soft wind blows gently, and you are drunk; Later, the doors and windows were closed, and the registered permanent residence was in ruins; You say affection is tender, so hard to forget. I rolled my eyes slightly and turned to first frost.
Who holds my hand and eliminates my half-life loneliness;
Who, kiss my eyes, cover my half-life displacement;
Who touches my face and soothes my half-life sorrow?
Who, with my heart, melted my half-life frost;
Who, holding my shoulder, drives me to be silent all my life.
Who, call my heart, cover up my life.
Who abandoned me and left me alone?
Who can understand me and let me have no regrets in this life?
Who can help my arm, unparalleled through the ages;
Who can pour my heart, an inch of land is empty;
Who can bury me and laugh at the emptiness of heaven and earth? My heart is crazy. Generally, it is not the original after it is abolished.
I hope to adopt. It's hard.
2. Introduce the beautiful ancient romantic prose "Jinjiang";
Tonghua: the writing is exquisite, the story is atmospheric, and the characters are complicated in many aspects.
"Walking on thin ice"-Qing Tan, the heroine is very controversial and cruel, and writes well the helplessness of that kind of person under the wheel of history. Tragedy and ending are a bright spot.
Song of the Desert —— A story with a relatively clear tone. Both men and women are strong, but men are sad. I like Huo Qubing's romance very much.
"Song in the Cloud"-very abusive = = ~ The first book is still quite orthodox, but it is becoming more and more abusive later. Forget it, it's worth reading, but I don't want to read it anymore. Meng Jue is the greatest tragedy and highlight of this book.
"Shuangque"-crossing the Western Zhou Dynasty, full of ancient charm and historical load.
Running all the way-non-crossing, the female host is lovely, kind and wise, and the two male hosts are very attractive and orthodox, but the ending is very ...
Wire: Peppermint blossoms are white as pear blossoms, and honey is as sweet as frost. Two ex-husbands perform a play-her consistent characteristics, witty and vivid language, lovely female host and affectionate male host. I think her plot is average, but the language and psychological description are a major attraction.
"Man Luo"-Gu Yan, the plot is ups and downs but the description is plain and fresh, and there is normal love between men and women.
Amai joined the army-disguised as a man. The woman is calm and smart, and now she is in an ambiguous period. ...
Flying eagle in the desert-non-crossing, I like Qingchuan's writing very much, which is hidden under the cold jokes.
Shiro's novels Love Jade, Beauty in Glazed Glass, Enchanting Hall and Chopping Spring all like her very much. She is good at making up stories, the details are in place, and the writing is very touching ~
Starting point:
"Where is the Golden House?" —— A famous article on crossing Gillian. I went to the starting point for this article, and my feelings are still very deep. The characters are full of personality, their feelings gradually change, and the story is well organized ~
Heroes on Earth-Lovely Crossing of the Three Kingdoms, male host Lu Bu ~
"Lu Han"-I have crossed to Lv Hou. If I don't have a certain psychological age, I will be depressed. This article is too heavy and realistic, and I haven't finished reading it.
Let's call it a day. ...
3. Help me write an ancient prose, talk less about love, like a poem I wrote.
He rijun, before suing you.
Fortunately, I suddenly dreamt about juvenile affairs.
Fu smiled and woke up with tears in his eyes.
Liucangtou
"I hate this kind of life for a long time, but in the dream at night, who knows the bitterness. If there is no confidant in this life, there is no happiness in this life. "
Attention.
From Wan Li who knows you to Rongji,
The sound book breaks the jade door.
Listen to the tides of the moon,
How can this sound dispel Liu Yetian?
It's late spring when flowers bloom.
Peach blossoms in the lane,
The dream in front of the red candle suddenly woke up.
Although Zhongzhou is far from love,
Who reads cuckoo in the boudoir?
Intimate midnight Qingjiang song
I want to ask the goose to deliver the book.
I want you to go alone: this is what I posted on the cat flutter before.
It's hard to dream at night,
There is nothing but hatred and resentment,
I have no choice but to talk to Qingjiang.
Bitter drinking Qingjiang boat leisure,
This heart only wants to look back and think of you (original)
Changfeng pities the wine,
I hope I didn't scare the birds and make a thread.
This meaning is difficult, but it is a flower.
When I grow up, what I leave behind is sadness, and what I get is lonely smoke.
Not jealous butterflies wander and dance.
If you smell this book outside Qingjiang River. . You can go and have a look.
It's hard to get rid of the three mountains.
4. There are both good and bad Song Ci poems expressing love. Who cares if dusk is yellow? Know a few lines of tears
The wind becomes frost, and the moon becomes frost. When the moon arrived in Cheng Lang, the flowers were not in full bloom, and people were heartbroken at night.
Endless desire
The waterfall curtain is a pile of broken dikes, and the geese are long gone. Don't ask Ling Bo why he hates returning home in spring.
Hate with the road, the road is everywhere, and the two urge each other! But I gave Chang Yan the rouge.
Meet Huan
At the beginning of the bridge, the flowers stopped flying, and the smoke bamboo shook the cold water. With a little cleaning, enterprises hate jade-step pedestrians.
Fishing boats are dying out, people are still there, and the rain is rolling. The candle shines on the crane, hoping that people will not rush back to the cold.
Common poppy/corn poppy/poppy
Wild geese fly north and south, and flowers bloom in a hurry. Ma Si, with a railing, was ecstatic for the first time. A sad and tearful building. It is sunny in Shan Yu in the morning and evening.
When I came, I was told by thousands of people that I was afraid of helping cold food at first!
When you are idle, you will be separated from the bead curtain, fearing that the wind will reduce rouge, and the moon will laugh and worry. We met for no reason. Hate smoke, tears on the swing, and frost accumulation in the distance add to the heartbroken guests!
Silence! There's nothing I can do. Afraid of waking up from a distant dream and crying. The west wind silenced the flowers. Pain in the pavilion, love in the pavilion, ink in the pavilion!
Want to wet the wine, mud and tears!
Prince lanling
I'm going to steal my career,
I intend to sell all my lovesickness.
In dreams and cups,
Judge this man!
Hard to swing, hard to swing.
Wrong teaching is favored for a while!
well
Tibetan poetry. Autumn scenery
Autumn rustles,
Long lotus garden under the lotus boat.
Facing the moon, Qinchuan flows endlessly,
Flowers cannot fly freely.
The bead curtain is far away from purple jade,
I hate poetry and ink.
Don't go further than the pavilion,
Worry will leave the fire behind.
Quietly go to pear flower rain,
But why talk about night love?
To zero dew makes chrysanthemums old,
Cut Joan Fang without thinking about repairing.
Put the wine into a thin filler,
Jade light falls by softness.
Life is more exciting,
Prisoners are sentimental and not free!
With a Qin in the middle ~ ~ ~
The sixteen-character order (autumn) is the first word in the above poem.
Autumn! Don't worry about flowers. Quietly, steal a jade prisoner!
It's all original and copied. I hope it can be adopted.
5. Seeking: Chapter I During the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, North Korea was defeated, traitors were in power, and Japanese Fusang invaded the coast. For a time, the people were at home and abroad.
The Wulin factions in the Central Plains formed an alliance against the imperial court. At this time, a mysterious force suddenly rises, which seems to indicate that there will be an ominous sign in the Wulin.
That year, Japanese assassination organizations invaded the Central Plains again. The leader of the Fusang bandits is Hattori Qian Jun.
This man is good at using a variety of weapons, and his martial arts are not routine. Its ambition is to sweep the world, including space, and destroy the Central Plains of China.
The emperor was threatened by the official side all day, and he was on pins and needles, and he was helpless. Wei Zhongxian, an official, is always unwilling to be an official, and his henchmen are increasing day by day.
If you don't obey yourself, kill them all The court was loyal, filial and righteous, and suffered greatly.
For a long time, I wanted to abolish the emperor and replace him. However, before the time came, I was afraid of the major sects in the Jianghu, so I made a deal with Hattori Qian Jun to dominate the Wulin, but I asked him to clean up China and destroy the dissidents with him. Although Hattori's hordes have promised, they still want to violate it.
Wei Zhongxian also wants to seize the opportunity to kill it. Both of them have ulterior motives and use each other's ears.
Luoyang City is a respectable place in the Wulin. Xu Zhen, the bodyguard of Luoyang City, is honest and frank, generous and informal.
One day, I was looking for a scenic spot in the city, and suddenly I saw fallen leaves dancing wildly in the city, and the evil wind suddenly started. I was shocked. I tried to learn a divination astrology, and I was very skeptical about the image in front of me.
It was a divination, and he said to himself, "The wind is suddenly blowing, the leaves are floating wildly, and the murderous look is pervasive. I'm afraid it's not a good sign to look at this image today. I have to be careful. "
However, providence is hard to violate, and the earthquake does not know that disaster has arrived. Fusang thief with hordes, hiding on the wall for a long time.
Suddenly a big drink, a blood knife flew down and took Xu Zhen straight. When I saw the earthquake, I knew that I was by no means a good person. I didn't fight, but I greeted him with my sword.
Is Zhen an opponent with thousands of troops? It is unstoppable to fight the thief for thirty or forty times. Hattori Qian Jun Gankun's knife technique is strange and irregular, but he saw thousands of harsh lights shining in all directions, and the lights gathered in one place to form a knife arc, which should be successful.
There was no time to hide from the shock, and the knife arc was in the middle of his body and he died on the spot. Hattori's thousand troops drew their swords and sneered, "You still want to compete with me for such martial arts? ! I can't do it myself! " Say it and leave.
Yue Jiner, the mistress of Tiansha Temple, is the only daughter of Yue Huanshan, a desperate swordsman. I have practiced martial arts since I was a child, and now I am a good swordsman.
In the past, Tiansha Temple was built around the mountain, with high status in Jianghu, many disciples and good martial arts character. Kill thirteen swords by creating your own sword around the mountain. Strong, self-contained, and enjoys a high reputation in the Jianghu.
There are no children in my life, only one girl and one girl. So I gave it to him with my own stunts.
Sick in his later years, he died. So Brocade followed her ambition for her master.
Hattori Qianjun learned that Tiansha Temple was a big gang in Wulin, which hindered their ambitions, and they had evil thoughts. They wanted to raze Tiansha Temple to the ground and secretly harm Jin Shang. One day, Jin Luo was practicing his sword in the temple when he suddenly heard something outside the temple and went out to find out.
I saw thousands of troops in Hattori fighting with the disciples of Zhongtiansha Temple. Brocade was frightened and said angrily, "Bold fanatic! Why did you make trouble in our Tiansha Temple and hurt my disciples? " One thousand soldiers in Hattori said, "I thought you were the head of Tiansha Temple! Now that your time has come, I will send you to the west! " Brocade said, "Who are you? What do you have against me! " Yes, he said, "I'm a thousand people in Hattori! When I was nine years old, I learned that the Jianghu sects had formed an alliance. At the age of nine, I was instructed by Wei to take your life! " Brocade was furious and scolded, "Wei Zhongxian bullied the son of heaven and committed rampant crimes. Everyone wants it and punishes it! Since I have helped others to kill crimes, I can only do justice for heaven! " Speaking of which, I picked up my sword and walked towards Qian Jun of Hattori.
Hattori's 100,000-strong army was unhurried, holding a golden double thorn, and greeted them angrily. Brocade didn't have the upper hand against Lily, so she knew that she was by no means an idle person. She must fight to the death, and there is no chance to resist.
Hattori's 100,000-strong army attracted sinister and diabolical forces in an attempt to kill the brocade. Its double thorns make it easy, and suddenly there is a formula of "heaven and earth combine Tai Chi". Brocade was unable to resist, and she was repeatedly recruited.
Poor age is as beautiful as flowers and jade, and eventually the fragrance disappears. Tiansha Temple has since been eliminated and no longer exists in rivers and lakes.
Murong Jian, the head of Snow Gun School, is a young hero and a generation of heroes. Have the ability to help the town, "run the thunder and fall on the moon"
Always look above the sky, and don't expect the sky to envy the wizards for their early death. What was the cause of death? Gaibu Qianjun also.
One day, Murong Jian was in the Weaver Girl City, teaching his disciples the marksmanship of the Snow Gun School. At the height of practice, I suddenly saw a man with a black veil, as light as a swallow and as fast as a meteor, and achieved great success in flight.
His clothes are weird and his eyebrows are fierce. It is widely believed that it was Hattori Qian Jun.
He is holding a red dagger called "Soul Eater". Threaten, stand on the wall.
Murong Jian drank, "Who's here?" Hattori's 1,000-strong army said, "The man who killed you!" Jane was taken aback. He said: "Recently, I heard that there is a mysterious killer in the Jianghu who specializes in killing people in the Wulin. Many of my colleagues were killed for no reason, and they were killed. You must have done it! " Hattori's 1,000 soldiers sneered at him and said, "So what? You don't know why until now, but only after! " Jian was angry and scolded, "What crime did the leader commit? ! Since you have done this, you should save your life and die! " He said, "Do you want to die, too? Measure your ability to be a nobody, bring it on! " Sword was furious and said, "How dare you underestimate me? ! Look at the gun! " Say a gun straight for hattori hordes. Hattori Qianjun saw its marksmanship routine, calmly responded and avoided its sharpness, all of which passed by in a flash.
Jian was shocked at this scene and said to himself, "I didn't expect such a figure in Wulin!" " Suddenly, the ultimate trick of thunder moon gun-dragon piercing the heart, sword gathering skills. Only when the head of the golden gun was hit, a golden light shot out quickly, and Hattori had no time to escape. The golden light was in his body, and Hattori Qian Jun screamed and even retreated several steps.
Jane saw that he had been cheated, so she pushed him. The sword is innocent, and it is a descendant of the thunder moon gun.
Unique marksmanship moves, heroic spirit for nine nights. See Hattori crushed by thousands of enemies.
When really, hattori hordes vomiting blood. Suddenly holding the soul-eating hand, concentrating on rhyme, concentrating on the palm, taking advantage of the slack of the sword, looking for flaws, and taking advantage of the weakness to pierce the belly of the sword.
"ah!" With a scream, the sword slowly fell to the ground and died. The short dagger is called Luo Cha, which is fatal.
This sword will never disappear. Ye Moyun, nicknamed "Why does the ink cloud swim empty", is the owner of Yejiazhuang and the leader of the Central Plains Wulin.
Elder Ye's martial arts are unparalleled, and he is good at using the diamond hammer. No one in the Jianghu can beat him, and he has improper courage. One day, three disciples from Luoyang City, Tiansha Temple and Xueqiang School gathered in Yejiazhuang.
I want Ye Moyun to uphold justice. After the ceremony, Xu Wei, the deputy guard captain of Luoyang City and Xu Zhen's brother, said, "The bandits in Fusang, Japan colluded with the Wei Party in the imperial court and killed my brother.
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