Help me translate this joke in English.

African children don't know what "food" means after reading the topic.

European children don't know what "shortage" means.

Children in Asia don't know what "their own opinions" mean.

Children in Latin America don't know what "please" means.

Children in Taiwan Province Province don't know what a country is.

American children don't know what "other countries" mean.

The United Nations has given children all over the world a question: "What do you think about the food shortage in other countries?"

African children know what "food" is after they see through the questions.

Children in Europe know what "missing" means.

Children in Asia know what "their own opinions" mean.

Pull a beautiful child, I don't know what to call "please"

Children in Taiwan Province know how to call a country.

American children know how to address "other countries"