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Diary of grade six

Once upon a time, I was afraid that one day, we would sit in the same place, but only silence.

Once, I was afraid that one day, we walked on the same road, but we didn't wait. Once, I was afraid that one day we stood at the same intersection, but went in different directions. Now, all my fears have come true. I'm fine, but I miss you very much.

My dear best friend, I am fine, but I miss you very much. Memories are so thick and thoughts are so long. I hope that even if you can't go back now, you will be moved to tears when you graduate. The best friend is a lifelong lover. Although we can't see each other all the time and share each other's happiness and sadness in time, if we meet again one day, dear, nothing will change. Just a phone call and a text message, you can still be in that old place. Seeing you standing there waiting for me, we never left. Although we seldom get together, you have been by my side for so many years. When I am confused and helpless, you will always take me the right way. The world is so big, it is really not easy to meet. In addition, we can be best friends with you, and we will be happy together forever.

You know my favorite candy, my favorite clothes, what kind of man I like, understand my temperament, accept my modest temper, keep secrets for each other, feel a little sad because the other person is in love, and think you don't want me. Even though we have disappeared from each other's lives for a long time, we still cling to the good friends I want, which is not easily replaced by a man. When I find a man I don't hate, I won't hide it from me. Ask my advice before dating, because she knows I won't make fun of her happiness with my willfulness. No matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same, with a bad temper, talking loudly and not paying attention to our appearance. However, I always laugh so happily. The world is small, so we meet, and the world is big, so it is difficult to meet again when we are apart. Baby, if there is no place in the world where you can get rid of the cold, please follow me all the time. When I feel cold, I can hug. I want a good friend, and I don't want to get divorced when I hear my gossip behind her back. Is to stand up and say that she knows that I am kind to her and believes that I have never done this before, warning those bitches not to mess with us. I will share your sorrow; I will share your happiness. I will always be by your side. The best friend will hold you around when you are sad and crying and say it doesn't matter. Let you cry more unscrupulously, shed tears unscrupulously, and then sleep in her arms!

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away, but it feels like the best conversation you've just had. We really don't know what we have until we lose it; We really don't know what we missed until we got it. Friendship is like a tree. It doesn't matter how tall it can grow, but how deep its roots are. We always go to school hand in hand. Tell each other jokes or anecdotes about their experiences. Talking and dancing. Well, after that, I found out why everyone around me was watching us. Dear best friend, crazy with you, I really don't care about anything. Regardless of the image, regardless of other people's eyes. But only with you can I be so brave and crazy.

The sixth grade of Yanjing Primary School in Yanyuan County, Liangshan, Sichuan: a heartless girl

Hello, my name is Yin Ranqi. I won't say anything about introducing myself. Let's get down to business.

Dear sixth-grade students, as a middle school student who has experienced junior high school life for one semester, I would like to explain the differences of junior high school life here.

1: This is the most important thing to say, that is, there is too much homework! For example, today you have a basic training in mathematics and a basic training in Chinese. And we have four pages of political basic training, four pages of historical basic training and a test paper, three pages of mathematical basic training and homework six questions, three pages of Chinese basic training and so on. Sometimes the geography class is fast, and there are sixteen pages of homework to be done. We can't finish it until ten o'clock, especially on Thursday, because there are more than ten pages of geography, and we can't finish it until around eleven o'clock. I'm telling the truth. Never lie! )

This is also very important, that is, when you enter junior high school, the top students and inferior students will be eliminated. At first, the teacher ranked them according to their height, saying it was fair and just. Later, the mid-term grade came down, or the final grade changed. The teacher completely changed his mind and made a 180 degree turn. So, if your grades are either good or bad, you won't care if you see them.

3. Because 1, 2, there can be two completely different before and after. There was silence in front of the top students. They do their homework one by one, or pick up the bitter and difficult classical Chinese, but they are busy enough to hold a concert later. So-and-so picked up the pencil-box, stood on the desk and sang loudly, followed by cheers.

4. The rest time is not as much as before. Even if you have time, I still advise you to read more! In a word, sixth-grade students, I still advise you to cherish the remaining semester of primary school!

On Saturday morning, it was sunny, and my mother said she would take me to my aunt's house in the distance.

I met this aunt once when I was very young. I only remember that her home was far away. In the countryside, suddenly curious and excited, I can go to play again. My mother and I got on the bus to my aunt's house. The whistle on the expressway "ticks", enjoying the beautiful scenery of the countryside and breathing fresh air, which is really refreshing. I arrived before I knew it. Grandma's family is very big, and there are many poultry in the yard. I saw grandma feeding the chickens. Those chickens are chattering in the chicken shed, scrambling to eat. There are eight or nine ducks in the duck shed next to it. They are more leisurely, "quack quack", looking into a corner in the east. There was another Xiaohua Mall. I asked my aunt curiously, "What is this for?" My aunt explained to me, "This box is for hens to lay eggs. Hens who want to lay eggs will come in. The next day is over, and the chickens will hatch next year. " It turned out to be so amazing. It's really interesting.

In the evening, my aunt said that she would take us to the field to pick some food, and then she came to the vegetable field. A stream runs along the river. There are short green peppers, Chinese cabbage and some vegetables I don't know. I also saw a long pumpkin, but it was green. I am curious to ask: "Why is this green? Not ripe yet? " Mom said, "This is also a kind of pumpkin. It's delicious when fried." Oh, I finally understand. We picked a lot of vegetables and returned with a full load.

Dinner started, and we sat around the dining table, eating the fresh vegetables we picked, and our hearts were full of joy.

The diary of the sixth grade has been coming to me for 4 nights before I know it. The wind came at me with some cold air, and some moonlight shone on the composition paper, but I didn't know how to start. What caught your attention were several striking Chinese characters.

"Love by Your Side" is an essay topic assigned by the teacher. I have no inspiration at all, so I can only think quietly with the accompaniment of leaves. At this moment, the door suddenly opened. I was awakened.

"Daughter, why don't you sleep?" So it's mom. "Oh, I haven't finished my homework yet." I rubbed my eyes and felt a little sleepy. "I made a cup of hot milk. Don't sleep until I'm done! It's not too early. " After that, she put the milk on the table. "I see, mom, you also go to sleep." I said to my mother, and then I cleaned my desk.

Mother hurried back to the room. "I should rest, too," I muttered. But I remembered one thing and thought about it for a long time ...

"Daughter, go to sleep!" A cry came from behind the door. I looked at it carefully. Oh, dad. "I have one more thing to do." I picked up the milk and savored it. "Dad, why don't you go to bed? Otherwise, I can't get up tomorrow! " "I don't feel at ease when you are still sleeping." Accompanied by my father's voice, there was a few minutes of shouting: twelve o'clock. "Right away, right away, you go to bed, too, Dad." I said to my father coquetry.

Dad went to his room to sleep. He just walked a few steps and coughed a few times. "Two, three, four ..." I couldn't help counting in my mind.

A few stars are flashing, and a voice in my heart is shouting, "This is love."

I suddenly realized that the pen in my hand suddenly flew.

The door reflects a kind of light, which is the light of love, a beautiful light. ...

Today, it's really boring, and there is a strong wind. Where to play! I walked around the house.

Suddenly, I had a brainwave. I used windy days to fly kites in parks around the city, so I went with my mother.

After a while, we arrived and took a breath. My mother said, let's fly a kite.

However, I have no skills and can't fly. After running for one or two laps, I still can't fly. My mother said that it is not only the wind that can fly, but also the technology. Let me help you. My mother said, first of all, you should throw the kite up, then run fast, put some lines, stop at a certain level and watch the kite change, and that's all.

I follow the method. First of all, I asked my mother to throw it for me, because I can't. My mother said, run now. I ran around, and soon the kite flew so high! I don't have to run now I stood where I was, paying off the line.

In a short time, the kite flew higher and higher under my command, just like a soaring eagle, free.

I was very happy, then I ran again, and the kite followed me around the park in the city. I seem to have completely forgotten my tiredness. The wind is blowing and the kite is getting higher and higher. In the afternoon, the wind gradually stopped and the kite became beautiful. I stopped and my mother said, it's time to go home. Line up! I said, oh. First, it broke slowly, and the kite was low. My mother put it away when it came down.

My mother and I left here, and I want to fly kites here one day.

I reluctantly left the beautiful parks around the city.

Today, four relatives came from my hometown to see my sick grandfather. They are the children of my grandpa's second brother. There are six brothers and sisters in my grandfather's family. My grandfather is the oldest and the youngest. Although my second grandfather died many years ago, his family still keeps in touch with mine. They come from Shanghai and have a strong Shanghai accent. They speak faster and simpler than Mandarin, but for people like me who grew up listening to Mandarin, it's like listening to a fable.

After my sister and I got to know each other, we began to feel bored. They are chatting with their grandparents in the living room, but people smoke from time to time. I hate second-hand smoke most, but they managed to squeeze out time from a distance to visit their sick grandfather and made a rare excitement at home. I'm glad it's too late! How dare you discipline? What happened to them?

When eating, we eat at two tables, and the men share one table. Our ladies' table, but from time to time people come from that table to propose a toast. Everyone was in high spirits, even I drank three glasses of juice. We are all infected, even grandpa. He really drank a bowl of beer. You know, he hasn't touched a drop of wine this year.

After dinner, they take out their own kumquat, and they can smell the faint fragrance from a distance, especially when they are near. It also reminds me of my childhood-I went there when I was five years old, and I was very proud. I am the only one who has been there except my grandparents. I lived there for nearly a month, and now they remember nothing except my three grandparents.

Although I slept in a small bed with my mother at night, it was very warm. I think I saw my relatives! I think: this is the best comfort for my sick grandfather! Grandpa may feel the warmth of home more than I do!

I am very busy in the morning, especially this morning. Early in the morning, the alarm clock rang at half past five. I turned it off and fell asleep again. After a while, I woke up and saw that the alarm clock was 5: 55. I jumped out of bed at once, and my clothes seemed to magically cover me. I looked at my desk and said, "Oh, I forgot my schoolbag yesterday." I divided by three times five and put all the books in my bag. After washing, I sat at the dining table. A bowl of porridge and a few dishes of sauerkraut are in front of me. I scratched my mouth several times and got things done. I put on my shoes and my schoolbag. I just closed the door and rang the doorbell. I forgot my money. Well, I'm too busy in the morning. I'd better get up early.

Today, I was playing computer in my room and saw a strange picture.

Just ten minutes ago, I asked my sister to come to my room to play computer. Everything was normal before we turned on the computer. However, while playing a little game for two people, something strange happened. I pressed the robot parkour, I pressed eight people, and we both pressed a button.

Just then, a character suddenly moved, and we were both puzzled. Obviously, we forced this role out. Why did it suddenly move? It's strange that my cousin didn't press it-a strange event.

Later, my sister said, "Then I will control other roles." At first, the characters moved unconsciously, and we began to have a creepy feeling. Is this room haunted?

Diary of Grade 6 910 June 19 Friday is sunny.

After six years of primary school, I have done countless questions, but what impressed me the most is the sentence-"How to distinguish scores from specific quantities."

In the evening, I am doing my homework. Suddenly I saw a topic, which said, "Divide a 3-meter-long rope into five sections on average, each section is a fraction of it, and each section is () meters long?" I thought to myself: it seems that this question appeared in the exam today. What should I do? I thought hard and finally came up with it! I said happily, "Yes! I came up with this question! Haha. "

The next day, the homework was sent, and I quickly opened the topic that I had been thinking for a long time. I thought it was a bright red hook, but it was actually a dazzling red fork. The teacher said angrily, "Look at you, huh?" Such a simple topic can be wrong, my god! "The teacher thought for a moment and said," Divide a 3-meter-long gold bar into five sections on average, each section is a fraction of the total length, and each section is () meters long. "? What is the score of each paragraph is the average score, that is, each paragraph is 1, and the total number of paragraphs is "5" times "1", so it is one fifth in the end. The second question: divide three meters into five sections, divide "3" by "5", and finally it is equal to three fifths. "I suddenly realized, thinking: xu teacher's exam-oriented education is really good, using gold bars to let us understand this problem vividly!

Mathematics is everywhere in life, so we should study hard and make good use of it!

Diary of Grade Six 10 Today, I once again caused a "world war". Here's the thing:

As usual, I go to my room to do my homework after supper. Hardly had I reached the door when I heard a bang. I looked on the ground and it turned out to be my mother's comb. Just then, the mother who was washing her hair came to get the comb, saw this scene and said, "What are you doing?" I was just about to explain that my mother hit me with a towel. My father saw it and said, "You broke the comb. Why did you hit the child?" Mother said, "If you don't teach him a lesson now, he will do it again in the future." Then keep hitting me. After a while, my dad couldn't stand it anymore, so he pushed my mom aside. My mother got angry and got into a fight with my father. I won't fight around, but I really can't. I went to Baidu to find out how parents quarrel with their children, and I found a good way, probably by heart. I'll separate them first and tell them every time. Then my mother walked out of the door, and my father went to my mother to say sorry, and my mother forgave him. Finally, they got back together.

Thank you for your way.