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Why did Jiang Ziya call his wife Ma Shi a "jinx" in The Romance of Gods?

Jiang Ziya (ex-1156 ~ ex-10/7) was a strategist who defeated Shang and Zhou Dynasties in Zhou Wenwang and Zhou Wuwang. He is a famous military strategist in history and is called the originator of military strategists. Because the fief was in Ludi (now Nanyang West), it was also called Lv Shang.

Jiang Ziya was a late bloomer. At the age of 72, he was fishing by the Weihe River and was discovered by Zhou Wenwang, who was thirsty for talents. By talking about the current situation, King Wen found that Jiang Shang had a unique point of view and a keen perspective. So I admire him very much.

King Wen asked Jiang Ziya to help him. Two people appreciate each other and meet each other late, just like Liu Bei met Zhuge Liang in history.

At that time, 72-year-old Jiang Ziya asked 68-year-old Zhou Wenwang to carry him. Ziya said that she couldn't move her back, so she put it down and asked her son (Zhou Wuwang) to pull it with a car until it couldn't move.

Zhou Wenwang carried Jiang Ziya for 48 steps, and his son took Jiang Ziya for 808 steps. Jiang Ziya said to King Wen:? You can only name the Zhou Dynasty with 48 emperors, with a history of 808 years. ? Of course, these are all legends, but from the side, Jiang Ziya is a great man.

Since Jiang Ziya is so awesome, why didn't he do anything when he was young, even a little embarrassed? It turned out that Ma's wife did.

Jiang Ziya's wife Ma is five years younger than Jiang Ziya. People are very beautiful. Ziya killed pigs, slaughtered cattle, traded and planted land when she was young. Let's just say that all 72 lines were done, but they were all lost.

For example, he bought a flock of sheep and planned to wait until the market was good before making money. As a result, the market of cattle became longer and the market of sheep fell.

Ziya sold sheep and quickly lost money, and returned the funds for buying cattle. Who knows that the market for sheep has gone up again. So repeated several times, Jiang Ziya finally at a loss. Jiang Ziya's business has left a joke that it is expensive to buy cattle and sheep, expensive to buy cattle and sheep, and expensive to buy chickens with cattle and sheep. .

Ziya lost a lot in business. His wife Ma said, You are not cut out for business. Why don't you go to farm? . Don't think you can earn money by farming. Crops grow well in other people's fields, but seedlings can't grow in his fields.

Ma Shi can't live this life at first sight. When is it time to follow the poor man's head? Ma forced Ziya to write a divorce certificate and divorced himself. Ziya tried her best to save this marriage and said to Ma Shi. Honey, don't leave me, I'll give you wealth? .

Ma Shi disdainfully said:? You are almost 70 years old, do you still have a chance to get rich? ? .

Despite Ziya's pleading, the horse left without looking back.

In the second year after Ma left Ziya, Baiziya became the Marshal of the Three Armies. Since then, I have embarked on a smooth career.

Ziya, after years of hard struggle, helped King Wen to promote commerce and helped King Wu destroy Zhou for more than 800 years.

Ziya was named the Prince's Taishi for her merits, and her status and power reached the peak of her life.

One day, his ex-wife Ma Shi suddenly came to the door, crying to remarry Ziya. It turns out that Ma has had a bad life these years. After leaving Ziya, she married a wealthy businessman. Who knows it didn't take long for her to come in. The businessman failed in his investment business one after another, was heavily in debt and finally hanged himself.