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What I said to my daughter-in-law at the wedding (selected 66 sentences)
Wife, I love you like a mouse loves rice.
For you, rain or shine is stable.
4. No matter this life or the next, all I want is you.
I don't know when it started, but I have learned to rely on it.
6, the wife said rude words are straightforward and cute rather than uneducated.
7, the wife's financial power is good at business rather than stingy.
8. I really want to hold you on the deserted road.
9, or holding you in the middle of the night to tell ghost stories, hahahaha.
10, the earth is still turning and the world is still changing. I love you forever.
1 1. I have surrendered to you unconditionally. Would you like to sign a love contract?
12, hold your hand and grow old with your son. I love you, thank you for giving me the opportunity to love you!
13, I hope my love will bring roses, not roses.
14 I won't object to your watching soap operas. I won't laugh if you cry.
15, baby, there is only one atrium, and you have settled down. Do you still want to move?
16. Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, so does my wife.
17. Marry me, and I will be responsible for you all my life and be good to you and our baby in the future.
18, no matter the ends of the earth, as long as you need me, I will fly back to you.
19 Even if my life can be formatted, you will always be a touch of tenderness in my heart.
20. When introducing new friends to me, I will hug your waist instead of standing by pointing fingers.
2 1, I have many shortcomings, and I'm distressed enough. Please don't remind me at any time.
22. There will never be a day to scold you, because I said you are my favorite person.
23, wife, starting today: yours is yours, mine is yours, and ours is yours!
24. I used to think you were considerate, but now I think you are to my liking, and we will meet my liking in the future.
25, wife, from now on: yours is yours, mine is yours, and ours is yours!
26. I will also remember the big memorial sites: the memorial sites of first acquaintance, first intimate contact and marriage proposal.
27. When you are in a bad mood and lose your temper, my husband will kiss you instead of arguing with you.
28. I finally got it from you today. My money will be kept in the future. I have a beautiful mother-in-law
29. I have many advantages, some of which I don't know. Please tell me loudly at any time.
I don't care about the so-called social morality and justice. For me, your feelings are the most important to me.
3 1, proud of really caring for his wife, ashamed of being angry with his wife on purpose; Be proud of obeying your wife, and be ashamed of not obeying your wife.
Honey, give me your hand. I hope you and I can help each other through 36,000 sunsets and sunrises from peace to happiness.
I will remember those important anniversaries: my wife's birthday, the first meeting anniversary, the wedding anniversary, Valentine's Day, and Women's Day on March 8th.
34. I'll cook you a delicious meal when I'm free and stare at you affectionately at the other end of the table.
35, love, is looking for a loved one who seems to have lost in this world, is looking for the closest relatives in this world.
Honey, I'm an ATM, you're an ATM card, you can get money at the touch of a button, and you're the remote control of my TV.
Say "I love you" to you at least three times a day. When you wake up in the morning, when you come home from work, when you go to bed at night.
38. I will do housework with you on weekends! I know you like the feeling that two people roll up their sleeves and sing while doing it.
Wife, I made a gesture with my relatives and friends here today. I will be good to you all my life. Please believe me!
40. Wife, I want to make a gesture with my relatives and friends here this day. I must treat you well with my whole life. Please believe me!
4 1. Maybe I was laughing at that time, which made you think it might be a joke, but I want to tell you that I mean it.
42. I finally got it from you today. My money will be kept in the future. I have a beautiful wife. I will love you all my life.
43. I finally got it from you today. My money will be kept in the future. I have a beautiful wife. I will love you all my life.
44. In fact, I also know that you love me in your heart, the kind you love very much. Maybe because I care too much, I am sensitive and afraid.
45. After watching the movie "Sigh", I remember this dialogue: "Even if the other person is a fairy, don't touch it!"
46. Every major promise I made to you was well thought out. If I dare to tell you, I will be responsible for what I say, and only you can make me make those promises.
47. If one day you walk into my heart, you will cry because it is full of you. If one day I walk into your heart, I will cry, because there is no me there.
48. I love you with the pain of the past and the loyalty of my childhood; I love you with my tears and laughter; I love you with my arms and shoulders and all the strength of a man.
49. When you are unwell, I will dress up as a doctor, touch your forehead, take your temperature, and then send you to a real doctor for medicine and injection.
50. I want to strengthen my exercise and keep fit. Fortunately, the night we returned to China together, I will carry you to the fifth floor door in one breath. I hope you are my bride every day.
5 1. When I am on a business trip, I don't want my pager to be out of power at the same time. I can call you on my own initiative and ask you, "Have you eaten?" And report your whereabouts at any time.
I don't know how to make you really feel how much I care about you. I don't know how to reassure you or make you understand.
53. Today, the sun is shining, and the sky and the earth are dancing together in beautiful clothes. Tonight, the stars are shining, and the sentimental night has added two dazzling new stars. Honey, I love you.
54. Today, the sun is shining, and the sky and the earth are dancing together in beautiful clothes. Tonight, the starry night of affection has added two dazzling new stars, wife, I love you.
55. On this day, the sun is shining, and heaven and earth put on beautiful dresses together. Tonight, the stars are shining, and the sentimental night has added two dazzling new stars. Honey, I love you.
56. Dear, am I your favorite? If it is! Tomorrow, tomorrow, will you still love me as you do now? If it is! Will you still love me in another hundred years? If it is! This is enough to make me love you forever!
57. Love is not "deleted", nor is it just "preserved". It needs everyone to "copy" and "paste" love once, and the world will become better.
58. If you do something wrong, I know your heart is already very sad, so I will take the initiative to bear the responsibility I should or should not bear, and my broad mind will always be your harbor forever.
59. Falling in love with you, I am used to living in my mind and losing you. I am afraid of the night, because I miss your insomnia, and I am afraid of waking up. Because I miss you when I wake up, I can hold hands casually, but don't let go casually!
60. Be proud of loving your wife and ashamed of betraying your wife; Proud of caring for his wife, ashamed of ignoring his wife; I am proud of my wife's cooking and ashamed of letting her cook; If my wife washes the pot, I must stand by and sing.
6 1. Always praise your beauty, your cuteness and how you are. Not that I flatter you, but that I really feel that way. Maybe beauty is in the eye of the beholder, maybe I have no vision, but that's what I think.
62. You always ask me if I love you, and I always give you the answer. For me, love is a lifetime thing, not by feeling preferences, not by a promise, I am rational, I need you, I love you deeply for life.
Thank your parents for bringing you into this world,/giving me a chance to meet you, and thank Cupid for making us fall in love. If you are the poison of my love, I would rather have no antidote all my life, just snuggle up to me deeply for you.
64. Dear wife, I have never sent you flowers, nor have I formally proposed to you. Maybe you will think that I am not romantic, but only today I will give my romantic path to the only one, because only you are my most beautiful scenery today.
65. Dear wife, I have never sent you flowers, nor have I formally proposed to you. Maybe you will think that I am not romantic, but only this day, I will give my romantic path to the only one, because only you are my most beautiful scenery.
66. Always bear witness to happiness. When we are old and can't go anywhere, I will still hold your hand and bask in the sun on the sofa, chat with our children and talk about our memories. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.
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