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If you want to practice magic, you must go to the palace first. What's the next sentence?

There is a joke about a man who got the "Sunflower Collection" to practice, and he was anxious for success! Open the first page: if you want to practice this skill, you must go to the palace first. So he immediately cut off his own; Page 2: You can succeed without entering the palace. He's angry! Go to the third page: in fact, since the palace, it may not be successful! !

Actually, it's not. "If you want to practice this skill, you have to enter the palace first." This sentence is from the legendary swordsman, which is the first masterpiece about sunflowers in the book. Sunflower Collection is a magical martial art, so powerful that no one has practiced it for more than 300 years. After Dong Fangbubai's practice, its power is amazing in Wulin. During World War I in Blackwood, Dong Fangbubai easily defeated four, leaving Ren Woxing, Ling Huchong and others so abused that they doubted their lives. However, the cost of practicing this feat is very high. "If you want to practice this skill, you must first enter the palace" is the first requirement for practicing the sunflower collection. Some people were scared when they saw this request, but more people were obsessed with the martial arts in the sunflower collection, so they put down the dignity of men and laid hands on themselves.

Many people think that you can practice peerless martial arts from the palace, but ignore the second half of the sentence "If you want to practice this skill, you must first practice it from the palace". The second half of this sentence is the essence of Sunflower Collection, which makes Dong Fangbubai the best place in the world. It turned out that at the beginning of the "Sunflower Collection", I wrote a sentence, that is, "If you want to practice magic, wield a knife from the palace, take medicine in an alchemist, and get through inside and outside." Leaving the palace to wield a knife is an introduction, and taking medicine in alchemy is the foundation of practice. Dong Fangbubai hid in the secret garden of Heimuya, where besides embroidery and flower viewing, the most important thing was to take an alchemist's medicine and follow the method in the secret book. Over time, the whole body has been opened, and every part of the body is full of internal forces. This is amazing power.

In the legendary swordsman, why didn't Yue Buqun and Lin Pingzhi, who were also imprisoned in the palace, behave like Dong Fangbubai? Because he was locked in the palace, he did not complete the more important link of alchemy and medication, so his strength was improved, but his improvement was limited. In addition to the accelerated posture and swordsmanship, Lin Pingzhi's internal force is still average. Yue Buqun won Zuo Lengchan by relying on Xia Zi's magic, but later he couldn't beat Ling Huchong. Dong Fangbubai, an embroidery needle can shake Ling Huchong's sword. The internal force is incredible. All this is because he has been hiding in Heimuya for a long time to make an alchemy, and he has completed the cultivation goal of Sunflower Collection and reached the highest state of internal and external harmony.