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How about Liuzhou, Guangxi

Liuzhou is an immigrant city. Among my junior high school and senior high school classmates, although most of them have irreplaceable feelings for Liuzhou like me, their parents or grandparents are actually from Shanghai, Jiangsu, Sichuan, Hubei, Guangdong and other places. This historical background has caused the diversity of the citizens in this city. Moreover, there is no special unified criterion for judging the moral concept here. You can enjoy relatively more freedom to choose your own lifestyle and don't have to care too much about other people's eyes.

When many people hear about Guangxi, they will naturally associate it with ethnic minorities with dark skin and thin skin. In fact, Liuzhou is a region with a high degree of Han nationality. There are few completely pure ethnic minorities here, and even if there are, their living habits are not much different from those of Han people in Otawa. People often ask us whether we flirt by singing folk songs, or whether we live in a house made of bamboo, wear national costumes and occasionally hold bonfire parties. Such a question is really stupid for us.

After coming to the National People's Congress, people often ask me a question, "Are you a minority?" I always thought it was strange. Why does everyone think that there must be many ethnic minorities in Zhuang Autonomous Region? To tell the truth, there are few ethnic minorities in Liuzhou, and even if there are, most of them are Zhuang; Besides, who will sing folk songs in national costumes now? Have you watched too much "Sister Liu"? Guangxi is also a coastal province. In fact, its openness is much higher than that of many inland provinces. Don't think that the autonomous region can do anything. )

It has been said that Wenzhou people are Jews among China people. In my eyes, Liuzhou people are Latin people in China. Most people in Liuzhou have a slow pace of life, love to enjoy life, pay attention to eating, drinking and having fun, like sports, have a straightforward personality, are precocious and independent, and are enthusiastic and arrogant.

In fact, most people in Liuzhou now have no money. The industrial era of "Eight donkey kong" has passed, and there are only a handful of enterprises in Liuzhou that can be known to outsiders, such as Wuling Automobile, Double-sided Needle Toothpaste, Jinzizi and Liuzhou Iron and Steel Chemical Plant. The salary level of most Liuzhou people is different from that of big cities. But even so, the entertainment industry here is still very popular. 7 pm to 2 am is the prime time for bars, KTV, food stalls and even roadside stalls. This is the way of life of Liuzhou people. People who don't often go out with friends at night are described as "not engaged" in Liuzhou dialect, which is completely derogatory. In the eyes of many Liuzhou people, people who can't drink or tell jokes are sometimes unbearable.

The nightlife in Liuzhou is really rich. On the contrary, in this international metropolis, Beijing feels "doing nothing" every night. You can only buy McDonald's for dinner! There are not many places where people can stay up all night. /kloc-there are few pedestrians on the road after 0/0. I just want to know what people are doing here. No wonder the bedding shop is so hot)

Diseases such as diabetes or hyperlipidemia seem relatively uncommon in Liuzhou, which is due to the eating habits of Liuzhou people. First of all, we don't like sweets. Liuzhou-style snacks are very strong. Every time I go to eat snail powder, A-mei will ask me if I want Chili, and I will tell her to put red. In fact, even if you say no, this thing is still spicy. Secondly, as breakfast, most people in Liuzhou and even Guangxi like to eat rice noodles instead of pasta popular in other parts of China. Rice flour has no nutrition, but there is no extra calories threatening your cardiovascular health. I'm not an expert in this field, so I can't express too many opinions.

When it comes to eating flour, I can only say that it is a habit. Although I seldom eat flour for breakfast, I don't like the life of eating bread every day. Snail powder is the only essence of Liuzhou snacks, and we can't help but put it down.

Add two more contents. First of all, I went out to play with some high school classmates this evening. When I arrived at the game room on the third floor of Wang Di, I found that Liuzhou girls in my eyes were almost all standard bodies. In fact, when Liuzhou boys were younger, most of them were of standard figure, but when they grew up a little, they began to crave eating, drinking and having fun, and it was easy to raise their stomachs. The standards mentioned here refer to symmetry and coordination, not the big muscles or measurements that pursue the limit. This reflects the successful arrangement of Liuzhou people in diet and exercise from one side. Second, China is far from a truly harmonious society. The gap between the rich and the poor alone is a big problem that seriously threatens social harmony. The same is true of Liuzhou. But every morning, at breakfast time before going to work and school, people from all walks of life, positions, industries and costumes sit side by side in the same grade rice noodle shop. This scene touched me from the heart.

This is an era when life is always the basic problem that China people need to solve. What people actually do is to challenge ethical boundaries and selfish limits. Although they don't say it, they say it's progress in the new century. Apart from making everyone richer, everyone is hopeless. In this era, what makes us always tell others where we come from without reservation? What makes us generally have a sense of identity and belonging to our hometown that is not rich and hopeful? The answer lies in that feeling. It is the spicy snail powder and the spirit of freedom and never bowing to emptiness and desolation that still connects us all over the country and even the world.