The space is super funny and you can talk about your mood to yourself. WeChat space can talk about your mood phrases.

My mother gave me a limited edition, it’s up to you whether you like it or not! What other classic funny and humorous sentences are there? Below I have compiled some funny thoughts about myself, welcome to learn from them. The funny feelings are about myself

You are so cute that you have attracted countless blind people to bow their waists

It hurts a lot, I can’t express it, I can only endure it until I can slowly forget it

Don’t be more than 60% drunk when drinking, don’t be more than 70% full when eating, and don’t love someone more than 80%.

Have you ever thought of a sentence while chatting, but forgot to say it when telling others?

I am the kind of person who doesn't even bother to shed tears when betrayed.

Weigh yourself. I was very unhappy. I want to eat when I’m unhappy

If you haven’t experienced my journey, don’t criticize the path I’m taking.

You slap me and then rub my face, do you think I will forgive you? I actually forgive you

Face is something external to the body, you can take it or leave it, money is Necessary things have to be done

You think about others too complicatedly because you are not simple either

I am learning sacred knowledge, but you actually use scores to measure it. It is simply a stain on academics

I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock is jealous and always wants to separate me from the bed

If one day I go down. Remember, I will come to you

It is easy to like someone, but it is difficult to make the person you like like you.

If I still remember you in the next life, I will never be with you

There is no woman who cannot marry a man, only men who cannot marry a woman

If I'm being unreasonable, it's just because I'm insecure.

I don’t give up the country or the city, I just give everything I have to love what I love.

All I want is someone who will always be by my side no matter how difficult it is.

I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

If you don’t want to be sad or cry, don’t be curious about things you shouldn’t see.

Sometimes, we think too much and make ourselves feel so uncomfortable.

I still love you, but I lack the persistence to be together. Humorous sentences about life to express your mood

I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth

Don’t worry about my sense of security. Do you think I am an anti-virus software

When you like someone, you often feel that you are not good enough

Who is the queen of a famous family? Your father is Marshal Tianpeng!

When I was a child, I thought that bleeding was a serious matter. No matter whether it hurts or not, cry first before talking.

You lived in my heart and made me understand what it feels like to miss you.

You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early, such as sleeping again.

Lost yourself once so that you can better understand the road ahead.

Sometimes I am afraid that time will tell the truth.

Many years later, do you remember that there was a girl who cherished you very hard?

Since you have lost your love, you must give up. It is impossible to catch up the kite that has broken off.

The day you waste today is exactly the tomorrow that those who died yesterday yearn for infinitely.

You will give to others what you gave to me. Don’t deny it.

Unknowingly, you are a glutton for food, only to gain weight again later?

Everyone must understand a truth: falling in love does not delay learning, but what delays learning is--secret love

Why do we always have to experience some painful things before we know a truth?

The world is so big and I feel so unfortunate to know you.

You are really bad in the exam. !Not only did it hurt my heart, it also hurt my parents’ hearts.

Even Beckham doesn’t know, what qualifications do you have to dare to talk to me about basketball?

The sad thing is that although it is difficult, it will always pass.

If a man doesn’t help you put on a wedding dress, give him a cassock

I’m not good, but there is only one of you, so cherish it or not.

Youth owes me a deskmate like Yu Huai, who majors in science, is good-looking, and can play basketball every minute, Mulan. I like you! Let’s be together!? Damn it, you know I’m a woman?!? Damn it, you are a woman?!?

Memory is too loyal

I hope Ma Xiaoxiao can get into a good school

Ruin your high school career Talking coldly, all you need is a group of bad friends

I don’t believe in: Buddhism, religion, Taoism, Christianity, I believe in: sleeping

You are only qualified to pick up the garbage I don’t want, I don’t love you There is a reason for washing your hair. If your hair is oily, it will reflect light and you can spot me in the crowd. I am the brightest? Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home and sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk. After a long time, there is no day suitable for school? For boys, I am the best What matters most is talent and appearance. It doesn’t matter if you’re handsome. It doesn’t matter if you have a good family. It doesn’t matter if you have money? Stop saying you’re single. Dogs at your age will die of old age?

The funniest joke I’ve heard this year is selling. The traffic guy told me that he had no traffic anymore. Funny mood classics

I can’t explain why I slept with you but I know that you are the reason why I don’t love others

I don’t care about my wife Well, don’t blame others for being nice to your wife? Lao Wang next door

Although you are ugly, your mobile phone photo is good

Ugly people need cool tricks to seduce girls. People just need a set

Ask me for a Children’s Day gift and I can give it to you, but you should pay attention to Father’s Day in a few days

And you want to meet someone at the right age? People are different, I just want to roam around when I am at my best age

In the plot of the novel, the woman who just woke up is the most charming. They are all lies. When I woke up, I only had a face of confusion and satisfaction. Oily face

Being mean is also an art, let’s improve this art together!

Be careful, be independent, learn to compromise, and at the same time stick to your basics principle.

Facing the fucked up life with a bullshit attitude.

The mountains follow the plains and the rivers flow into the wilderness.

I may not be too rich, but I can definitely give you what others can give you.

If you can do it, try not to make any noise.

Drunk and lying on the lap of a beautiful woman, awakening to take over the power of killing

In the real world, low-key people are the most charming.

Those boys who laugh at girls that they can celebrate Halloween by taking off their makeup, can you take off your pants and celebrate Children's Day?

Your body can't pass Children's Day, but your IQ can.

Ask me for a Children’s Day gift and I can give it to you, but you should be careful about Father’s Day in a few days

Don’t use your limited IQ to slander my wonderful life!

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Some people fall in love with some songs after hearing the intro. Some people like it at the first sight. Some homeworks don’t want to be done after opening the first page.

After listening to Han Hong’s if you, I started to look forward to it. The big bang of the Tibetan Plateau. .

The lovely me back then has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me

Don’t offer the past a glass of wine, look at how you drank to the past

Grades don’t matter, everyone relies on face to make a living anyway

If you were willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you would find that there are candied haws biscuits, strawberries, chocolate, potato chips, milk, toffee, and a mess, but there is none. You

Don’t keep clamoring for gifts on Children’s Day. Meeting me is the best gift from God to you

When we are passionately in love, we are all jokers, and when we are broken up, we are all hypocritical. dog. I am willing to be your best audience and watch you act cool from beginning to end?

Those boys in the back, don’t always interfere with my class, I am going to college.

After I left my hometown, the people in the village were never able to drink from the well water.

I am a prodigal by nature. For example, I don’t need an oar when rowing a boat, but rely on waves.

In this exam, I still plan to hide my true level

I really miss that time when I was young and ignorant and didn’t know what dysmenorrhea was

As the saying goes: people The ugly heart is not ugly, the ugly heart is suppressed by the face.

I don’t want a city-wide jade, but I want a murderous sword.

Cleave the path of life and death with both hands, and cut off the roots of right and wrong with one sword.

I’d rather be a real villain than a hypocrite

No mausoleum tombs of heroes, no flowers and no wine to cultivate fields

What a bitch is, what are you? ;You are just like a bitch.

Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

I don’t hate you, because I don’t want to remember you at all.

What are you pretending to be? Even the trash will not go to you, you bitch!

Do you think you are a pencil case that holds so many pens?

Don’t let your head dangle, okay? It’s all water.

Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

I just can’t figure out how the smelly ditch at Shengou Bridge got into your mind.

You are worse than a dog. If I throw a bone to a dog, it will wag its tail at me.

Sister in front, I'm sorry, you are a bit bulky and are blocking my mobile phone signal.

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