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I have been playing LOL for half a year and have been playing man-machine all the time! One day, my cousin came to my house to play LOL, and I proudly told him that my simple human-machine handle is amazing now, awesome! Cousin ha ha smiled and asked, what position are you in now? What clip? I'm stupid! What is a paragraph? You mean grades? I'm already at level 30! Cousin is proud: haha, I don't even know the location, and I still install NB! Let me tell you something! Grade is not the standard for evaluating strength in LOL, but the location is, and it is all over the street! A man-machine emperor like you can only be regarded as an entry-level one! Only by entering the stage boundary and entering the bronze field can you be regarded as a formal loser! The bronze field is subdivided into five levels, the fifth level is the worst and the first level is the strongest! Only by becoming a summoner can you be considered a qualified summoner! Oh! I suddenly realized that Lao Tzu is not a qualified summoner! Cousin, what level are you? I asked. Hearing this, my cousin showed a smug expression, spit out a smoke turn, pretended to speak simply, and said, bronze third-class loser! I was shocked when I heard it, because I played simple man-machine for half a year, and it took only a few days to become a super god. But in my cousin's opinion, I'm just getting started. If the summoner in the bronze field is a master, then entering the silver is also considered a strong one. The silver strong has an exclusive title: Lushi! There are nine floors and nine people who can only sigh in the bronze field all their lives! Oh, I was shocked and couldn't wait to ask: Is there anything stronger than silver?

Cousin showed a silly expression and said, the one above is the legendary existence!

Hearing this, I was even more anxious. What's its name?

Gold is above silver! Cousin said slowly. There are only a handful of strong people at this level, and we ordinary people will never think about it in this life! These strong people have their own skills to move mountains and fill the sea! Gestures are full of the domineering of Conan the destroyer! Can we describe the power of gold?

My cousin said obsessively: gold is a genius in a million, and there is a vision of heaven and earth at birth. With your talent, don't aim too high. When you become a strong copper five, you will know how difficult it is to become a silver teacher. Do you know how many people stop at brass and can't move forward? And they are called-primary school students.

After listening, my heart was turned upside down. The original world is still so wonderful! Listen to my cousin, there are stronger people on the gold statue? So I asked curiously: isn't gold the strongest?

My cousin gave me an oblique look: there are indeed stronger people above the golden statue, but they are all illusory, and secular people will never see them. They are platinum gods, and even more stone gods who dominate the world. Are the bodies of super soldiers, step by step to achieve their status!

Speaking of this, my cousin paused and said hesitantly, it is said that there are a group of brave men above the brick god. In order to protect the world, they kept fighting with people from other places and were regarded as the strongest kings. Only when you become a golden statue will you know this.

I asked my cousin curiously: How do you know so much?

My cousin said with an expression of infinite yearning: I once met a stone god who told me all this and the secret of cultivation.

As soon as I heard it was the secret of the Great God, I quickly asked: What is my cousin's secret?

Cousin sighed and replied: At that time, the Great God was in a hurry and said half. Unfortunately, I still don't understand. I told you today that your talent is higher than mine. I hope you can become a god soon.

As soon as I heard it, I was so happy that I listened attentively and recited every word!

I only heard my cousin say seriously: before you can save the disabled friend, put a wall to block the enemy. Quiet is not seeing people for a hundred years, but moving is killing the gods for thousands of miles. Flash bravely, take a blood, light a fire to scare your opponent. have a pleasant/safe journey ...

I listened for a long time, as if I suddenly realized something, but I didn't understand anything. It's really the secret of the brick god.

But I heard my cousin say, "hey, I don't know after that, but this is the point." Every time I feel smooth sailing, I suddenly lose. I don't know the gist every time I think of it. I don't know how to follow the wind, let alone when it's against the wind. Just like a lost dog, even if I am abused, I still dance and laugh in front of the spring. "

Hearing this, I felt an impulse in my heart. I can't wait to start the machine at once, enter the stage boundary, and kill him without anyone left.

My cousin saw my appearance and quickly said, don't worry, there is the most important thing. Do you know what kind of people you meet in the field of paragraph is the most terrible?

I naturally said without thinking: nature is the opposite master!

My cousin Yao Tou said, I'm not afraid of opponents like gods, but of teammates like pigs. Remember what I just said about primary school students?

I nodded, that is, my cousin just said that primary school students will always stop at bronze handers.

When he mentioned my cousin's numbness, he said to me: Do you know how many people have fallen into the hands of primary school students? I can't tell you why I don't understand their power, but Jianghu people have summed up the characteristics of primary school students. Listen carefully, they are just people who hang up and spray their teammates and send their heads over the tower. You can choose five in advance and wait for twenty shots to retreat.

If you encounter this situation in the future, remember not to get angry or scold each other. You just need to stop them, unite with others, and maybe there is a glimmer of hope for victory.

After hearing this, I silently thought, I am the man-machine emperor, focusing on man-machine for 20 years. Is there such a beggar-thy-neighbour in the world?

My cousin knew from my expression that I didn't believe what he said, so he had to smile and say that all kinds of ups and downs can only be understood after you become a liar.

Although I scoffed at my cousin's words in my heart, he just told me the secret of the brick god. How can I go against his wishes? What's more, I have the secret of the stone god. The so-called secret is in hand, and I have it all over the world. I don't expect to be a brick and stone god, but it should be a cinch to be a platinum overlord. I nodded happily to show my knowledge.

My cousin saw that I was full of confidence, as if I was the only one in the world, and sighed in a low voice: Another teenager has been killed. . . . . . . .