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Domineering uprising sentence

The domineering uprising sentence is as follows:

1, stone man, one eye, provoked the Yellow River against the world!

This is the uprising slogan of the Red Scarf Army at the end of Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of Ming Dynasty. After a hundred years of prosperity, the Yuan Dynasty declined rapidly. Most princes and nobles were immersed in ecstasy and crowing, without SHEN WOO, the fearless descendant of Genghis Khan. Although there were many troops in the Yuan Dynasty, their combat effectiveness was greatly reduced, and officials at all levels searched the people layer by layer, eventually causing chaos in the world.

In order to encourage the people, the leaders of the Red Scarf Army buried a one-eyed stone man in the mud beside the Yellow River in advance, and spread rumors: "The one-eyed stone man provoked the Yellow River to rebel against the world." That night, when the service migrant workers dug up a one-eyed stone man, the crowd was furious and rebelled. Although this method is simple, it has been tried and tested time and again. This slogan has also become the fuse of the demise of the Yuan Dynasty and opened the door to the demise of the Yuan Dynasty.

2, eat his mother, drink his mother, the king does not accept food!

Li Zicheng Uprising had a great chance of success, but in the end it fell short because it underestimated Wu Sangui. Li Zicheng was originally an ordinary post-courier. Later, because Emperor Chongzhen cut off the post-courier, he joined the Wang Chuang Rebel Army. Unexpectedly, Li Zicheng found the second spring of life here. Because of his resourcefulness, Li Zicheng was soon taken seriously in the uprising team and became a pioneer. After Gao Yingxiang's death, Li Zicheng took over.

In order to break the ice and enter Beijing, Li Zicheng put forward the slogan: "Eat his mother and drink his mother. When the king comes, he won't accept food! " As soon as the people in Beijing heard about this good thing, they won the support of the people as soon as they entered the city. It's a pity that Li Zicheng finally failed to defend his country and died in defeat. It can be said that it is very sad!

3, there are fields to plow together, rice to eat together, money to earn together, everywhere uneven, no one is not full of warmth.

This slogan is the uprising slogan of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. After several failed scientific examinations, Hong Xiuquan completely collapsed, and finally decided to form a group to take a doctoral examination. With the help of Yang, Feng Yunshan and others, the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom was established. Jintian uprising, Hong Xiuquan put forward: "There are fields to plow together, food to eat together, money to make together, everywhere uneven, no one is not full of warmth."

This slogan later became a joke. After Nanjing was laid, Hong Xiuquan made great efforts to seal the king, and successively sealed more than 2,000 kings. As a result, the princes competed for fame and fortune, vying for the luxury of the palace and the number of wives and concubines. The Taiping Heavenly Kingdom declined. For the power struggle, the Tianjing incident killed all the old brothers in Guangxi, and a large number of pillars of China were killed to pieces. In the army, even God killed God's brothers. Jiangshan couldn't get through, so I packed my bags and went home. Our own people no longer believe in the original dream of heaven.