Humorous opening remarks in a chat.

In humorous opening sentences, there are certain ways of communication between people. Mastering the method will make others feel your sincerity. Humorous chatting is a method that anyone likes. What are the humorous opening sentences? The following is the relevant information I have compiled for your reference.

1 1, money makes a woman, you make me.

I am not allowed to grow flowers, but I grow cacti.

3, you let people pedal once a day, and you ride a bike.

You were still an egg when my mother became a swan.

5. My penguin only goes offline when there is a power failure.

6. I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

7. When I miss you, I just look at the pigsty.

8. Happiness is seeing the person you love and wanting to take a bite.

9, empty and lonely, put on clothes and roll.

10, I have been poor for so long, and my dream has not been completed after all.

1 1, I don't want to go to work seven days a week.

12, how can you call life without a few wounds?

13, just met a wonderful flower, it will definitely spark.

14, only music can bear all the sadness.

15, Sekong, tonight, I want to be free.

16, how bold people are, how late homework is delayed.

17, you want me to make do, then you can go to hell.

18, I don't regret not meeting at the most youthful and beautiful time.

19, I'd like to contact you, but I lack an identity.

20. If you were in LOL with me, who would you choose?

Two ways to express humor in the opening remarks of chat humor

1. If you want to be humorous, you can tell some appropriate jokes in the process of communicating with each other to ease the tense atmosphere, but you must pay attention to maintaining a certain scale.

2. Chatting with the other party wants the other party to think that you are humorous, so don't be too sensitive, don't care, learn to look down on some things and let the other party think that you are generous.

Everyone should keep an optimistic mood in life, so that in the process of acceptance, they will pass on their sunny and happy side to each other.

4. If you want to develop your humorous personality, you need to learn some humorous ways, and they are naturally generated from the heart, not intentionally. When you are sincere, your humor will certainly attract and infect each other.

In the process of interacting with each other, you must learn to praise others, and not only combine with humor, so that the other party will think you are knowledgeable and attractive.

6. When you are talking, you can catch the other person's words and use homophonic methods to emphasize the tone, which will also make you feel more humorous.

7. Humor is not funny. It can be said that some words with great depth and strength make people look very cultured.

8. Proper playing dumb can also increase the effect of humor, which is more suitable for couples.

9. You can appropriately exaggerate the effect of some things, which can alleviate embarrassment.

10, if you want to make two people more harmonious, you can laugh at yourself when appropriate, which can enliven the atmosphere and eliminate tension.