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Interpretation of Wang Zijian Talk Show What other funny quotations do Kong Rong Jean Pear and Wang Zijian have?

Wang Zijian talk show "Kong Rong Let Go";

There is a saying that it is better to tear down ten temples than one marriage, so I will advise you well. I mean, have we been together for so long? How can we have an emotional foundation? Divorce is painful for everyone. Live if you can.

Don't give up easily, if you can't, you will have children, and children may become adhesives. After talking a lot, he looked at me with red eyes, waiting for me and said, Wang Zijian, what do you mean? Do you know that coercion is unhappy and barely promising? Twisted melons are not sweet.

Why can't you literati learn from the ancient literati? If I want to leave, let me leave. Why don't you let me leave? For the sake of ancient literati, Kong Rong asked me to leave.

Wang Zijian's funny quotations:

1, Spider-Man, just like Qian Qian, can only live in the city, not in the countryside at all, so there are more opportunities in the city.

There are more people who hope you can't succeed than those who hope you can succeed. You know, the person who wants you to succeed is because of love. Most people who hope that you will not succeed are not because they hate you.

3. Earn money to sell cabbage and white powder.

4. In view of the new the legendary swordsman, I can only say that there is a hammer named Yue Buqun, a tragedy called Ning Zhongze, a sinful person called Lin Pingzhi, a melon product called Yue Lingshan, a guardian called Yilin, a mistress called Ren Yingying, a fornication called Ling Huchong and a love called Dong Fangbubai!

5. Crosstalk can be divided into disc version and gun version. This is a gun version because we have laughter here.