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A very sweet word to myself.

1. When your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings, just cry, and cry well to make money.

When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand never moved, but it took away our best time.

When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned. What's more, this month, the whole world will treat you better!

4. I just hope someone can know that I didn't say anything and it's not really okay; When I try to smile, someone can know that I am not really happy.

5. "In fact, others are not bad." Because of this sentence, we tolerate a lot of people and things in life that should not be tolerated.

6. Don't care too much about some superficial emotions between people. People with close friends don't need it. People with wide friends don't need it. If you don't care, feelings won't hurt you.

7. If you can't get away with it, get yourself out of poverty. You can't be alone, and Cary has no money.

8. When things happen, deal with emotions first, then deal with things. Things will get worse if you don't handle your emotions well.

9. We always take some small favors given by strangers as great emotional goodwill, but take the unswerving love around us for granted.

10. The most ironic thing in life is that a person will become the person he once hated the most and live like he doesn't like.

1 1. Smoking makes men relax and makeup makes women comfortable. But in the end, after smoking addiction, men have to worry about it; If you take off your heavy makeup, that woman should be ugly or ugly.

12. It is a blessing to walk around all your life, eat, drink and not get sick. If you can meet someone you love, love yourself and make a small fortune, it is also a great blessing.

13. Love life with people who like you; See the world clearly with people who don't like you.

14. When I was a child, I wanted the whole world to know what I wanted, as if I had got it. What you want now, I'm afraid others will know, or it will be like losing it.

15. Buy what you want, and chase after someone you like. Even if the last thing doesn't work, it doesn't matter if that person isn't with you. Life is short, and regret is much more terrible than failure.

16. Don't let your kindness become a flaw in treating people. The premise of a good life is, first of all, don't wronged yourself.

17. You are an adult, you can't lose your temper, you can't waste your time, you should take on the responsibilities that an adult should have.

18. Don't please people who don't love you, don't bother people who don't love you, don't pester people who don't like you, don't remember, love yourself all your life, don't waste your life and don't owe others.

19. I don't want to eat at all now, and I don't want to shed a tear. Whoever makes me sad, I will leave.

20. Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you, so people always have to learn to grow up by themselves for a while.

2 1. I finally understand why you don't like people. You are not hypocritical enough, your mouth is not sweet, and you will not lie with your eyes open, because kindness is never better than good mouth. Nowadays, people prefer fake ones to real ones. You will do worse than you can say, and you will say better than you can pretend.

22. In fact, in most cases, time doesn't really help us solve any problems, it just makes those problems that you used to love to compete less important!

23. You should learn to be an adult. Don't complain to everyone. After all, people are unpredictable. You know, more people watch your jokes than care about you.

24. Life is unfair. Some people are born cute, some people are born shriveled and not fat, and some people are born to enjoy success. I hope you also have your own super powers, such as not being defeated by life!