Humorous jokes, two-part allegorical sayings, measure your jokes.

Mosquitoes have fat in their bellies-no oil and no water.

Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.

Crazy girl tells jokes-laugh and laugh

Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

Please stay with your sister-in-law-uneasy and kind.

The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

Yellow mud fell into my crotch-not something (shit) but something (shit)

Yellow dogs have horns on their heads-they are all foreign (sheep).

Weasels feed-play it by ear (chicken)

Weasel's hair-nothing good can be said.

The mouse bites the ball-the guest is angry.

The monk temple faces the nun-you don't have to do anything.

The monk's wooden fish-from ear to ear

Gnashing one's teeth, a disciple of * * * (Teeth)

Please drink rice soup-* * * (teeth) are dirty.

Look in the mirror with your mouth open-make a fool of yourself.

Two sisters compete for money -Biff (money)

Beggars are addicted to cigarettes-hate (cigarettes)

Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.

The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable to expose the stuffing.

Peking Opera Walk-Rub Slowly

Candles that see fire-soft but not drooping.

Say the horse is swollen when you see a camel-it's rare and strange.

Back pain, chest patch-regardless of future trouble.

Selling flutes on the street-playing by yourself