A collection of funny curse words on the Internet

There are some funny curse words on the Internet, let’s take a look! The following are the funny curse words on the Internet that I have carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Internet Funny Cursing Quotes

1 How far is eternity? Just get out of here!

2 We can’t satisfy everyone. , because not everyone is human.

I have not done anything good for 3 years before I get to know you, Kong Long, who has not taken a shower for 3 years

4 You keep trying to fight me, don’t you know what your strength is?

5 I blame my lack of eyesight for treating you as a human being. If I had known better, I would have bought a dog leash and put it around your neck.

6 Seeing how loving you are, I drew a coffin for two people! How considerate of me!

7 You are illegal!

< p>8 You overestimate your ability to pretend in front of me, and I can only smile and watch you continue to pretend.

9 Look at you walking down the street with your head high and your chest held high. Stop holding on. Just hold on to a small steamed bun.

10 Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark.

Excerpts of funny swearing quotes on the Internet

1 You are the spokesperson of numbers.

2 There is nothing special about you, you just have a strong face.

3 You have such a pretty face that the bastard turns pale when he sees you.

4 If you brag to your death, your sows will fly all over the place.

5 You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

6 When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I tolerate it. , I don’t love you anymore, please try touching me again

7 Some people, I don’t know if it’s because of your low quality or the low quality of your parents

8 How did you meet Tiao so early in the morning? Mad dog! It’s really off-putting. It seems like it’s not a good time to go out today. I need to go back quickly.

9 How do you practice your shameless spirit to perfection?

10 I really don’t want to talk about you anymore, but don’t be so obvious about your stupidity!

11 You look really post-modern

12 Do you think you are Guo Jingming who pretends to be melancholy and babbles? Are you not as tall as others?

13 Can you please not add any extravagance when you speak ill of me? Do you think this is just cooking?

14 Even if you study for a few more years, it will not change the fact that you are a waste. Even if you are a waste, you have failed.

15 You walked on the country road with dog steps, and said that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sang like his mother Adu.

16 Hey! Don't tell me, I found that you look a bit like a star! Really half like Wu Bai!

17 Don't pretend to be innocent, you are better than the century The old man is young, and he is not the new generation who decorates the door. You are just a little brat who lives in the village and has no store. Stop pretending to be innocent.

18 The trees growing on your grave are already as thick as an armful.

19 If others scold you, "You are a sister," you can say, "I don't have a sister."

20 You said you can do something. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will not help but fly towards you.

Internet Funny Swearing Quotes and Sentences

1 Your eyes are so small that even a microscope can’t see clearly.

2 You look so creative, and you live so courageously!

3 You are worse than a bear standing, and worse than a caterpillar lying down. Stop pretending to be a Chinese hero in front of me.

4 You have been flooded! It means there is water in your brain

5 If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down.

6. If you want to be an actor, there is a role that suits you very well, and that is a madman.

7 I really don’t see any difference between you and a dog.

8 Your parents are so amazing. I admire them for being able to give birth to you!

9 How embarrassed are you to dress like this? The midnight bell? You can’t do it with your small airport. Flying a plane or something? Find a Boeing 747.

10 If you want to know how much you weigh, here you go! There is a pharmacy around the corner with a scale inside! Remember, don’t let anyone break it

11 The best in the world Big, big but that piece of mind you lack.

12 Some people are like this. They feel that the whole world is a cesspool because they are maggots.

13 You have such a big frame, I think it would be most suitable to be transformed into a man.

14 You haven’t cleaned your head for a long time, go and wash it quickly!

15 A man’s heart is like a needle in the sea, and a woman’s heart is like a wasp’s tail!

16 Can recognize Whatever you are, it’s all good

17 You are the descendant of an African and a black pig, a chimpanzee with an imbalance of yin and yang.

18 Did you reincarnate in the wrong era? Should you be living in the Jurassic Era?

19 Oh, were you beaten by someone or squeezed by the door so early in the morning? Scolding those who have good eye makeup

20 You want it, but I really don’t want to build a house for you with my spit. I can’t cure you today even if I haven’t studied veterinary medicine.

21 It is a virtue for a woman to have no talent. I think I must be too wicked.

22 Did you get the wrong fetus? You should have gone into the pig pen.

23 I can no longer describe you, because you have exceeded the scope of description by people on earth.

24 You are just like the crops in the South, which are harvested three times a year and never stop.

25 I admire your courage, but I can’t find your backbone. I appreciate your sharpness, but I don’t like your stinginess.

26 When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on clothes, I am a beast!

27 You have a special look. From the back, you want to commit a crime, from the side, you want to go backwards, from the front, you want to defend yourself.

28 Take a photo of your face. Pasting it on the door can ward off evil spirits, and pasting it on the bedside can prevent pregnancy.

29 It’s okay for you to scold me. I can’t just do that. It’s not like my words will seriously hurt you.

30 Are you going to act in a horror movie? How did you end up like this?