A collection of funny copywriting for girls

1. There is no love for no reason in the world, and there is no hate for no reason, but there is fatness for no reason.

2. The first thing I do when I wake up every day is to sleep.

3. We may reach the ends of the earth, but we will never reach the end of the world.

4. Don’t worry, I want a sense of security. You think I am a specialized anti-virus software.

5. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I just haven’t lost weight.

6. What you wear is very dangerous. But what you look like is very safe!

7. When looking for a girlfriend, don’t look for someone like me, who is too cute and will feel insecure.

8. As long as you work hard, there is nothing you can’t mess up.

9. Because you have a double chin, don’t lower your head when encountering any difficulties. 10. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you until late at night. Because of them, you have dark circles. 11. Although I cannot save all sentient beings, I can harm them.

12. People say that leg hair is good for growing kidneys. I touched my leg hair with satisfaction! Why the hell would a girl like me need such a good kidney?

13. I just like to be quiet, don’t think that I won’t go crazy.

14. These days, you can’t even rely on yourself, so you still want to rely on others.

15. If you don’t want to feel sad or shed tears, don’t be curious about things you shouldn’t see.

16. There are not many good-looking skins, and there are even fewer interesting souls. There are ugly, vicious and boring pig spirits crawling all over the floor.

17. I feel relieved knowing that you are not doing well.

18. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without one.

19. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?

20. Suddenly I discovered something particularly embarrassing. I wanted to express my feelings at this moment, but I was not in the mood.