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Adult love, where the money is, love is there.

I recently read a sentence that deeply touched me. Where there is money, there is love from adults.

Even when I was young, my parents would certainly feel wronged if they didn't buy their favorite toys and snacks. Once they succeed, they will smile through tears, as if their joys and sorrows were controlled by vulgar things bought with money.

When I grow up, my parents feel greatly wronged when they don't buy a car or a house for themselves, and they cry foul at home every day. "You look at other children who have houses and cars for a long time. I have nothing. How can I live? " As a result, capable parents give everything they have to meet the requirements, in exchange for children saying "I love you, mom" and "Dad, it's very kind of you. You are really the best father in the world. " If you are not satisfied, you must have overturned the table, raised your fist and swore. Life is like pickles, getting more depressed and angry every day.

All love can be measured by money.

As small as a dress and a meal, as big as a house, a car and a bride price. Love me? Just use these to exchange it; What? No, then talk about love.

Everyone becomes disgusting, and every time they get something, they can't wait to change it into money, a MAC lipstick, 200 yuan; A bottle of Estee Lauder Liquid Foundation; 500 yuan, a GUCCI bag, 1 ten thousand yuan. On holidays, unlike holidays, when the other party doesn't transfer money, it means that you don't love yourself. The number is getting bigger and bigger, 520,1314,5200 ... just like a war without smoke, it will never stop.

You can always hear such stories around you. The man had a quarrel with his girlfriend of seven years because of the bride price of the house. The other party wants 200 thousand bride price, saying that the market here is like this, adding the name of the house, saying that this will make him feel safe. This requirement is understandable, but the man's family has been heavily in debt to buy a house and has no more money to pay the bride price. I hope the other party can drop below 65438+ 10,000. The woman doesn't agree with her life and death. She believes that the bride price money is not taken from her own home, but will be taken with her as a small family fund. If you can't do this, what about the future? So one beat and two scattered. Are women realistic? Very realistic, I think money can bring stability and security. Are men realistic? Very realistic, I feel that I can't suffer, I feel that the other party has a younger brother at home, and I don't want to be dragged down by the woman.

So what if we talked for seven years? Everyone is almost 30 years old. Can love be eaten as food? Can love bring money? Can love live? Can't! Then you marry your bride price and I marry my only daughter.

Take whatever you want, just mark the price clearly.

It's the New Year, and even children know to call out sweetly and get a red envelope in front of their elders. If not, I'll change my face and won't call you next time. Instead, I will make faces and roll my eyes at you.

Investigate its reason, the reason that causes this phenomenon is nothing more than the following:

1, the social environment is like this, the concept of money first is deeply rooted in people's hearts, and human beings who are crushed and destroyed by life can only aspire to get rich and live the life they want, and the rest are empty.

2. vanity Tik Tok, Aote Aauto Quicker and other platforms have caused a lot of sensory impact. It turns out that this is the life of rich people. Why can't others have what they have?

3. A sense of security. Money is what gives us the greatest sense of security.

In a word, money is a good thing, and it can buy almost everything, even love. But just like shit tastes bad, money is hard to make.

But everyone likes to say, "When I have money, you wait, and I will give you a hundred times a thousand times." Anyone can say that, but you won't be rich. Because of your current class, intelligence, emotional intelligence, work ability, potential, luck and so on. It proves that your future life, even if you are three years old and have nothing to do in your thirties, do you still want to wait for the future? What will your future earning power depend on? -is it not the experience and talent accumulated in the past 20 years? You have nothing. What are you talking about making money? Might as well cut it.

So "when I get rich" is always a joke, just like getting what you want and the RV right away, because you know, you can't get it now, and it will be hard to get it in the future. So parents heard this sentence, friends heard this sentence, and people around them laughed at it, because everyone understood that "it is really difficult for you to have money in the future."

In fact, even you know it, so you can't wait to get everything you can. We'll talk about it later. After all, it is simple enough to get what you want through conversation.

However, I still have to deeply remember this truth: today you give me an apple, tomorrow I will give you an orange, a sweet word, if you still give color, it will last longer. Simply asking for it will naturally produce disgust and disgust.