Happy little joke every day.

? What do you like about being alone in Weibo? Just like reading comprehension. ? Welcome to enjoy happy little jokes every day!

Happy every day joke: sister paper, have an appointment? What makes me happy every day is jokes 1 and small advertisements for delivering water in the elevator. I wonder who added one to the water. Bodies? Prefix! ! !

2、? Why is it normal for friendship to become love, but why is it strange for love to become friendship?

? Hmm? Towels can be used as rags for a long time, but is it embarrassing to use rags as towels again?

I looked at my girlfriend's face in the morning and said to her gently. Actually, there are three things I don't like about you.

She asked:? Oh? What are three?

? Your chin. ?

4. Shopping with my girlfriend, she saw a lingerie shop selling beautiful couple pajamas.

She:? Wow, there are couple pajamas. ?

Me:? Do couples still need to wear pajamas together?

Around the harshness of eyes point-blank. . .

My sisters are lovelorn and come to my house crying that they can't live any longer! I say I'll give you a hard one after you finish this big bottle of mineral water!

She wanted to go to the bathroom after drinking, and I said no.

Half an hour later, she convulsed and howled and rushed to the bathroom.

I held her down and said, are you still thinking about your lovelorn affair? Still think this is a big deal?

She said fuck it! I just want to go to the bathroom! Nothing else is a matter!

Happy little joke every day 1, A stepped on B.

Are you blind?

A: I'm not a shrimp! Are you crab Yangcheng Lake? Such a level

2, a girl's skin is a bit black! When I was chatting with everyone, I complained that I couldn't sleep well every day!

Next to the idiot colleague came a sentence:? Sister, is your face spread because of dark circles?

3. A colleague said happily: The children born to my ex-girlfriend are especially like me.

The female colleague opposite calmly replied: She married your mother's ex-boyfriend. What a wealth of information! )

There is a man and a woman sitting on the front lawn. The woman is playing with her mobile phone, and the man is staring at the woman playing with her mobile phone.

In the spirit of doing good, I shouted after them. Ah! There are snakes.

Unexpectedly, the man stood up and ran. Leaving my screaming girlfriend and I can't stand it anymore!

5. I talked to my best friend about having children that day. I said, I want to have children, but I don't want to, because I'm afraid of pain. But I don't want to adopt, because I think the baby is mine. ?

My best friend gave me a white look and said, so you want to be a father! ! ! ?

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