Ask for a funny joke.

The little snake asked the big snake brother in a panic .. "Brother, are we poisonous?" The serpent said, "Why do you ask?" small

The snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now." "

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Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now.

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There is a person who likes to wear clothes backwards (backwards, not backwards)

One day, he had an accident, and the ambulance team looked at him and said, "Oh, there is still breathing, just twisting his neck and pulling it back. Let's help him come over! " 」

Then, the man died.

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A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. Then he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" " ! "I saw a light in the sky and a voice came:" Not necessarily, you picked up a big stone on the ground and killed the leader. 」

So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and threw it at the chief, just killing him.

All the people stayed for a while, then glared at each other.

Then another voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead. 」

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Xiao Ming: "Dad, am I a stupid child?"

Dad: "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy ..."

Eighty-five

This is a Chinese exam topic for primary school students.

Requirements: Connect the following four sentences with related words:

1, sister Zhang Haidi is paralyzed;

2. Sister Zhang Haidi studied tenaciously;

3. Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages;

4. Sister Zhang Haidi studied acupuncture.

(Note: The correct answer should be: Sister Zhang Haidi, although paralyzed, studied hard, not only learning many foreign languages, but also learning acupuncture. )

As a result, a child wrote:

Although Zhang Haidi's elder sister stubbornly studied acupuncture and many foreign languages, she was still paralyzed.

Later, found more fierce children wrote:

Sister Zhang Haidi not only learned a foreign language, but also learned acupuncture. She studied so doggedly that she was finally paralyzed.

Sister Zhang Haidi is paralyzed, because she studies hard, not only learning a lot of foreign languages, but also learning acupuncture.

Sister Zhang Haidi studied very tenaciously, not only learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture, but also learned paralysis at last.

Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture, and was paralyzed by tenacious study.

Sister Zhang Haidi learned a lot of foreign languages and acupuncture through tenacious study, and as a result, she paralyzed herself according to a foreign language version of acupuncture book.

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misunderstand

One day, a blind man and a lame man rode out on business. The blind ride a horse, and the lame watch the road. At this time, a deep ditch suddenly appeared on the road. The lame man exclaimed, "ditch, ditch, ditch!" " "As a result, the blind man thought he was singing, so he sang back:" Oh, oh, oh, oh! ""As a result, the blind and the lame fell into the ditch together!

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Not afraid of my wife

At the PTT conference, a group of henpecked husbands got together to discuss how to bring their husbands back to life.

Glory.

Suddenly, someone came running and said:

Your wives have heard the news and agreed to come and get even with you! 』

Hearing this, everyone was scared to run around, but only one person sat there casually. everyone

Praise this man for being brave and not afraid of his wife. After a long time, I took a closer look and found this man.

It's scared to death. 』