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Russian love words to flirt with girls, naughty and funny love words with husband

When you like someone, you see that person in your eyes and mind, and there are countless words in your heart that you want to share with that person, but sometimes the words you have thought about come to your mouth but you may not be able to express them accurately. Thought content, and finally secretly regretted that I wasted the opportunity to communicate with my sweetheart because of my stupid mouth. Talking is very simple, but it is very important to say what you say to make your sweetheart happy. Whether you are a couple or a husband and wife, expressing your love to each other from time to time is beneficial to the relationship between the two. Let’s take a look at some earthy love quotes to flirt with girls and some naughty and funny love quotes with your husband.

Say earthy love words to boys

To say it is one-sided is because I stay up late, to be honest, it is insomnia, to be honest, I miss you, good night!

I heard that putting candy under your pillow will bring you sweet dreams.

The moon is the coin I toss, both sides are dreaming of you.

After meeting you, I never looked at the stars again. Because your eyes hold my entire universe. Good night!

The world is not as good as you think, and the world is not as bad as you think. Come here, come to me. The moon won't hug you, time will destroy you, but I love you.

If our relationship fades, add some sugar.

Can you buy me a pack of salt? Why? Because our relationship has faded.

You have to talk to me today? What to talk about? fall in love.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.

?What is that spinning thing in the amusement park that has music? Trojan horse? Well, mua. ?

I think you look like a relative of mine. who? My mother's son-in-law.

See if there is anything special about my hands. Not special. Of course it’s not special if I haven’t been led by you.

?I’ll do a magic trick for you. ?Phew, I’m done changing. ?What is it? ?I like you even more. ?

?Why hasn’t my order come yet? ?What? ?our future. ?

?Your voice for three seconds. ?how? ?I could listen to it over and over again for a month. ?

?I want to tell you something, I'm moving. ?Where to move to? ?Move it into your heart. ?

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

Our friendship has come to an end, and it’s time to develop into love.

Chatting with you is like taking a test, because after thinking about it, I always feel that I didn’t perform well.

My mind is so confused. What's wrong? There is an urge to love you.

If I were the devil in hell, I would also be the naughty boy who loves you.

If someone asks you who your partner is, just say it’s me and I’ll take the blame.

I still like you, just like when I was a kid eating spicy strips and never looking at the date.

Can you teach me how to cook glutinous rice balls? I'm a bit stupid, and my secrets are easily revealed in anything I do, even if I like you.

What is important about you? You are important. I am not in you, you are in my heart.

You are so shady, you actually like me secretly.

My surname is Zhang and your surname is He. We are little swans.

I am very stingy, except for you, only strawberry chocolate ice cream cake, milk yogurt soda, etc. can win my heart.

Did you smell anything burning? That was my heart burning.

I am nine and you are three. Apart from you, you are still you.

Do you know what my shortcomings are? It's your fault.

I had a nightmare yesterday, a dream without you.

Being with you for the rest of my life is called the future; if it were someone else, it is called making do.

?I like a little brother. ?Then he must be very handsome. ?You are too narcissistic. ?

?I suspect you drink carbonated drinks. ?Why? ?Because as soon as I meet you, I bubble with joy. ?

?Do you know the difference between you and the stars? ?What’s the difference? ?The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart. ?

My blood sugar may be too high, after all, you are so sweet.

Do you stay up late every day? Otherwise, why would I have you in every dream?

I travel around the world every day, because by your side, you are my world.

Do you know which day is my happiest day? The day I met you.

I’ll do a magic trick for you, what? Becoming super fond of you?

My blood sugar is low, please say some sweet words to me.

Who are you? Why do I see you? My heart felt like I had eaten honey.

Can you play guitar? Won't. Then why do you tug at my heartstrings.

?Classmate, can I get to know you? ?Why? ?I think your future is related to me. ?

Just have fun secretly. Why should I have fun secretly? Because I love you.

The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is bad, you are loved.

The so-called romance means that I want to fall in love with you.

I love you. I will be you for the rest of my life. I will be you in the wind and snow. I will be you in the plainness. I will be you in poverty. I will be you in glory. I will be you in the gentleness of my heart. I will also be you in my eyes.

Probably everything in the world has its destination, and you are my destination.

Routine love words for girls

I don’t say the most beautiful love words, I just want to have a family with you.

When I was a child, I wanted to be a scientist. When I grow up, I want to be an artist. Now, I just want to go to your house.

?I have so many pens, do you know which one I like best? ?have no idea. ?You Beibi. ?

Love it or not, give me a one-word answer. ?Don’t love. ?A one-word answer, please! Start over. ?

?If the wind itches your ears. ?Oh, what then? ?It means I'm thinking of you. ?

?Do you want to get a dog? ?What dog. ?The single kind. ?

?Think it over before you talk to me. ?I wasn’t thinking clearly. I was thinking about you. ?

Can we exchange gifts? From this moment on, you are mine and I am yours.

?Where are you from? ?Jiangxi people? Aren’t you my sweetheart? ?

?I've been really busy recently. ?What are you busy with? ?Busy to like you. ?

?Let me tell you a story. The story is a bit long. ?What story? ?I miss you. ?

Man: Can you lend me your cup? ?Female: ?What? ?Male: ?Because I want to borrow you for life. ?

?Can you fool me once on April Fool's Day? ?Good. ?do you like me? ?

Can you give me a train ticket? Where to go? Go to your heart.

Your writing is very good, why? Because you changed my life.

My eyes hurt a little. Can you help me check if there is anything? All I see is you.

I don’t like you anymore, why? because I love you.

Are you blind? Yes, I am blinded by your beauty.

I don’t want to hit the wall anymore, I just want to hit your chest.

Confucius, Mencius, Laozi, do you know what kind of person you are best suited to be? my wife.

Do you know what kind of wine makes you drunk most easily? With you forever.

Do you know what season I like? I love your season.

Watch your mouth, otherwise I may kiss you at any time.

?Beef, mutton, pork, which one do you think I like? ?I like your sweetheart. ?

?I can’t eat sweet things recently. ?Why? Because I am too sweet. ?

?This is the back of the hand, that is the instep, you are my little baby. ?

?This is the school uniform, that is the camouflage uniform, you are my little happiness. ?

Don’t complain, hug me.

?Mok Wenwei's "Cloudy Day", Stefanie Sun's "Rainy Day", and Jay Chou's "Sunny Day" are not as good as chatting with me. ?

This is jelly, that is the tree hole, you are my heartbeat.

This is foie gras, that is pork liver, you are my little sweetheart.

There is no desert in the world. Every time I think of you, God drops a grain of sand, and from then on there is Sahara.

Do you have body odor? No, then why are you so charming like a fox.

I would have given you candy if I had known earlier, but you actually made trouble in my heart.

I'm super cool, but I can be uncool for a little while if you talk to me.

I think your three views are as upright as your person.

No matter what the world is like, I just want to meet you.

?Let me ask you a question, which one of your parents, mom, sister, brother, or husband is not related to you by blood? ?

I say good night to the whole world, but I say I love you!

Good night! I'm staying up late, and I'll call you when I'm done.

I didn’t miss you specifically, I just stayed up late and missed you by the way. Good night!

Can you play guitar? Why tugged at my heartstrings.

I'm looking for a horse. What horse? Your WeChat number.

?I calculated with my fingers, you lack me in all five elements. ?I am the charming man, you are the charming one. ?

Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, and you light up my heart/Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

What is your blood type? Type A. No, it's my ideal type.

?I'm a little afraid of you. ?Am I fierce? ?No, because I'm afraid of my wife. ?

Where is the happiest door in Shenzhen? East gate? No, it's us.

Other people’s hearts are on the left side, but my heart is on your side.