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Personal views on the 69 Jihad

I am an unknown person, and I have been paying close attention to the June 9 Jihad and other related matters recently. Due to the hot weather, my mind is dizzy, so I expressed some personal humble opinions in this precious place. The opinions are not personal, please read with caution. If there is anything inappropriate in this article, I would like to apologize to you in advance. If it violates relevant regulations, please delete it as soon as possible.

Let me give you a personal introduction first: I am a male with normal sexual orientation. I just graduated last year. Growing up, he had excellent academic performance, was good at sports, and was a master of games. Especially, he had a handsome appearance, no bad habits, and a sense of humor. Regarding the 69 Jihad issue that is widely circulated on the Internet today, I am neither a demon nor a WOWER warrior. I am purely an outsider. I don’t participate in the outbursts or group scoldings, but it’s not NC either. But I have been a patriotic young man since I was a child, born in a military family, and uphold the virtue of honesty and frankness. I would like to express my views on the June 9 Jihad.

TO The so-called goblins:

Hello everyone, GGJJDDMM, I believe that the age group of sj fans should be roughly the same as mine (I am 89 years old), which means that everyone is We were born in the 80s or 90s, so I don’t think there is a communication gap between us. What I am going to talk about next only involves a small group of the more extreme fairies. I believe that most SJ fans are relatively sensible. Forgive me if I have offended.

First of all, I am proud of your firm beliefs. This proves that you and your revolutionary ancestors are actually the same, and you have the spirit and courage to sacrifice yourself for the ideals in your hearts. But why do we praise our revolutionary ancestors but despise you? In fact, it’s because your ideals are so far apart from the ideal levels of your ancestors. What is SJ? As an outsider, my understanding is that they are a Korean singing group with 13 Korean men around 25 years old who are good at singing, dancing and good character (the last three points are guesses and need to be verified). In other words, they are entertainers, people who make a living by singing and dancing to entertain the public. In other words, the 13 of them are no different from ordinary people, they are all people running around for survival. But I don’t understand why you fairies want to deify them? And your ideal, if I guess correctly, is that you want to be with them for the rest of your life, always be their fans, and regard them as your spiritual support. If this is really the case, that is to say, even if they are 90 years old and you are 80 years old, you are still willing to be old goblins?

I feel a little incredible when it comes to this. Why do you like them so much? Because they sing well, dance well, and have good character? Or is it because they had poor family backgrounds and worked hard before becoming famous, but they are humble and affable after becoming famous? These are good qualities, but I don’t think they are enough to make so many people reincarnate as demons. I also have idols. I like Jordan playing and Michael Jackson singing. I think these two people have a great influence on me, but I will never betray my nationality just because I admire them, because I love my motherland more. They are not gods, they are humans. Besides, there are so many Chinese people, it shouldn’t be difficult to find a few people who are good at singing, dancing, and good character. Why don’t you worship the Chinese people instead of being some kind of goblin... Do you understand Korean? Compared with these artists, I think the production team behind them is more powerful. The combination they created can attract so many foreigners. This is something to be proud of, no matter whether the members are Little A, Little B, Little C, Little D It’s still A Jia, A B, A Bing and A Ding. It’s the production team that is awesome, not these chess pieces! You should just worship them.

We should be of the same age, and most of us are not very rich, and China is not that powerful. I always feel that we should set our sights higher and think more about our future. Everyone can have idols, and they can stand up and say a few words when their idols are scolded, but it goes against personality (the incident about the armed police officer GG Gong's rape of a woman), goes against common sense (the incident about fighting for the royal blue), and is hostile to compatriots (the incident about insulting the motherland and its people) It’s better not to do anything. No matter how your idol is a foreigner, when most Chinese people boycott them, it’s time for you to find a different idol to worship.

Ps, I don’t understand why you call yourself goblins... Does it sound good? For a moment, I thought of the eight hundred little demons around the Bull Demon King. Let's change the name.

TO Oversized Jihadists:

You did the right thing! Especially right! I don’t mean any hypocrisy or irony in what I say. I support you in doing this. It’s time to clean up their little girls and tell them the correct outlook on life and values. Everything that can be exploded was exploded, no one was left alive, and the young people of our country were poisoned.

But at the same time I am thinking about the consequences after jihad. At worst, it will cause internal conflicts within the nation, and the goblins will immigrate to South Korea en masse in anger, causing negative international impact, putting our country into a passive situation of foreign teachers, and eventually triggering a war between our country and South Korea. To put it bluntly, nothing happened, nothing happened, everything returned to normal, the monsters continued to play, and WOWER continued to play. Everyone was in peace for the time being. When the next conflict occurs, we will explode again, and the sound source will explode. The source of sound comes over and over again. At best, the goblins will recover and become flowers that the motherland can rely on. SJ will be disbanded, the Korean entertainment industry will collectively collapse, the Korean economy will collapse, and it will eventually be annexed by North Korea and become part of a socialist country. To be honest, I think the consequences are most likely to be mediocre. South Korea is watching the excitement while continuing to send batches of entertainment stars to the country. Even if there is some impact, SJ will no longer come to China, and the Korean entertainment industry will no longer come to China. They should still be popular and popular in Korea. If we are really capable, we should think carefully about how to make over-aged teenagers accept normal thoughts and prevent foreigners from laughing at us. There is nothing glorious about the success of the jihad, but the jihad is necessary.

Also, I’m not sure about everyone’s motivations for holding this jihad. I think if you want to do it, you have to go big, or else you don’t do it. Don’t play tricks. I think there will definitely be something wrong with it. There are some people who are afraid of chaos in the world and are licking fuel to add fuel to the fire. Let me tell those people who have nothing to do, if you want to explode, you should do it seriously. Don’t regret wasting your time after you finish the explosion.

That’s all I have to say, just take it as a joke.