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Zhengzhou No.1 Nucleic Acid Point Push VIP Service, with an annual fee of 320 yuan. Do you think this service should be promoted nationwide?
"Nothing is impossible, only unexpected", the story comes true, and nucleic acid sampling can be used as an annual card.
/kloc-No.1 16 of October, an announcement was posted at a temporary self-funded sampling point in Huiji District, Zhengzhou City, Henan Province. According to the announcement, the accelerated nucleic acid detection report can be issued at the latest 90 minutes, but only for corporate vip customers. The annual fee is 320 yuan, which provides 20 accelerated nucleic acid detection services within two years, and it is not sold separately. Subsequently, the reporter asked whether the testing point was a private testing institution, and the power-receiving staff said, "You don't need to know this, just do it if you want, and you don't need to know so much if you don't do it."
Nucleic acid VIP service, why don't ordinary people buy it
From the market point of view, if nucleic acid testing is just needed, then there must be people who are willing to spend more money to enjoy better services. Some employees who need to travel frequently may apply for this VIP if they can spend less money, queue less and spend less time.
From the perspective of society and epidemic prevention, the appearance of this measure feels that people on the Internet are sprinkling salt. Several cities, just led by Shijiazhuang, have cancelled nucleic acid testing sites one after another, where the number of free normalized nucleic acids has decreased, while the paid nucleic acid sites there have set up annual VIP fees. How can we find people who are watching?
Some people say that there is a market when there is demand, which is strange, but this is an industry where nucleic acid testing does not serve the people and is worth popularizing. People don't come to make nucleic acids to enjoy services. To paraphrase a netizen, "nucleic acid testing should not be reduced to business, and the words' gold card',' annual card' and' VIP card' are really not suitable to be put together with nucleic acid.
Is this an individual act or a government act?
165438+1October16 morning, the reporter called the Health and Health Commission of Huiji District, Zhengzhou City to inquire about whether the nucleic acid detection point can handle vip and other issues. The staff who answered the electricity said that "it should be a personal act, not a government act".
Personally, I think this matter still needs to be strictly investigated. The health and health commission should check whether this institution has the qualification to do nucleic acid. Some relevant departments require testing institutions to keep the bottom line of low profit and consistent quality and price, and not to make ill-gotten gains. The price bureau should find out who gave this institution the power to set prices at will.
The local regulatory authorities should also review it. How could this happen? People don't really have to make nucleic acids every day. We need to make nucleic acid without epidemic. Don't let such things that hurt the feelings of ordinary people happen again.
If nucleic acid becomes a business, what will happen?
1. The nucleic acid result was forged.
Recently, several nucleic acid detection companies have been put on file for investigation because of nucleic acid detection fraud, such as Platts Medical Laboratory in Beijing and Zhongke Runda Laboratory in Shanghai.
The way they fake it is also very simple, such as giving the nucleic acid to100000 people and getting the sample back. I only do 50 thousand tests, and the rest are phonetic notation, which can save a lot of manpower and material resources and produce results quickly. In addition to saving costs, the reasons for their fraud have been unclear, and the business of nucleic acid testing can continue for a long time.
2. It is not safe for capital to intervene in the medical field.
In ancient pharmacies, there was a couplet that read: "I hope there is no disease in the world, why bother to put the medicine on the shelf?" In recent years, enterprises and individuals have had a hard time, many industries have withered, enterprises have closed down and ordinary people have lost their jobs.
But the nucleic acid test exploded, the VIP package was released, and even the IPO started. What is this going to do? Do you want the epidemic to continue and the nucleic acid to stop? Once medicine, including medical testing, becomes a commercial science and a tool of capital, can the world be safe?
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