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Seek the classic lines of a generation of masters, complete

If there are four seasons in my life, my life will be spring before I turn forty.

Pay attention to the heat when cooking soup. If the heat is not enough, it is difficult to adjust. If the heat is too high, things will burn. The same is true of being a man.

It is easy to do things in the dark, but difficult to do things in the light.

Bao Sen doesn't want to be a hero, he wants to create a situation. Now this stove needs this new wood.

Let him pay as much face as he wants. Ye is ungrateful. We don't want to break the rules.

Don't argue with them. Old people stick to the rules. When will the newcomers come out? Ip Man is a good material, it depends on whether he can stand out this time.

Gong didn't lose, and you were there. What makes him stand out?

Your temper is when dad was young. There are only winners and losers in the eyes, and there is no such world. People should look far, and when they cross the mountain, their horizons will be broadened. However, there is no tolerance for anyone who can't be good and smart. The threshold of our palace is very high, but there are no villains.

People live this life, ability is secondary. Some have become faces, and some have become linings, all of which are the result of the times. Let you down this time, just to seek agreement, let you see how dad retired. You grew up watching me fight. This is the last time. You are engaged. Jianghu matters have nothing to do with you. To be a good doctor, being safe is filial piety.

That year, the China samurai club was founded. A man is from the south. He didn't say much. He had a cake in his hand and asked my brother Li Cunyi to break it. My brother Li Cunyi didn't speak, so he became the first president of Wushu Association. He didn't fight martial arts, just one sentence: Is there a North-South Boxing and a State-owned North-South Boxing?

In fact, the world is big, not just north and south. Reluctantly seeking perfection is equal to standing still. In your eyes, this cake is Wulin. It's a world to me. The so-called great achievements are insufficient, and there are shortcomings to make progress. If it really works, Nanquan is not just crossing the north. Are you right?

Mr. Ye, today I give you my reputation. In the future, you are a challenge step by step. I hope you take a breath and light a lamp like me. You know, if you never forget it, there will be bad consequences. Where there are lights, there are people.

I can't be a hero like my father in this life. But I don't want to live forever, just temporarily.

Don't underestimate her as a woman, four taboos of martial arts. Monks, Taoist priests, women and children, it is definitely not good to come to the door.

I'll show you sixty-four hands to make you understand that there are mountains outside people. Boxing can't just be in front of you, not behind you. I hope everyone can draw inferences from one another.

Whether the flowers can be hidden under the leaves will be confirmed again when there is a chance.

You come and I'll wait for you.

I'm used to drinking Pearl River water, but I'm not used to this Japanese rice. It's really embarrassing. I still have friends. If a person invites me to dinner, I can last about a year. Take your time.

After eight years of anti-Japanese war, I became nothing, income, friends, and finally family.

Words must be called three, and hands must be called fists. This is an old saying in Wulin, which means that there are talents behind talents, and everything makes people three points. Your father gave me this name to remind Ma San to be modest, prudent and conscientious.

The old ape hung his seal and looked back. The pass was not hung up, but turned back. Know what I'm telling you?

What if there is no turning back?

Then I can't leave you the things in the palace.

Besides, if you take the lead in this matter, no matter who dies or gets hurt, it will be a joke to spread it. In your palace, the apprentice killed the master and the sister killed the brother. Isn't this a cruel and unjust beast? As for your brother, even your father can't get rid of him. What makes you?

Your father's last words were, don't pray for kindness or hostility. If you kill Ma San, is it against his will?

My father's words are that he loves me dearly and wants me to live well. But I can't live a good life without his revenge.

I would rather think about it than stop thinking about it. This is the boxing theory that the old man taught me, and it is also the truth of my life. It's a pity that his old man is hard. The things in the palace are the most precious, so they must belong to the palace. You're engaged. You're not qualified.

No news is news. Find someone else.

Girl, is such a good marriage worth giving up? You must think clearly. If you serve the Tao, you will not be able to get married, inherit art or have an heir in your life. There is no turning back.

Dad, do you know what your daughter is thinking? If you think like your daughter, let me see a lighted Buddha lamp.

You know, in 26 years of the Republic of China, I planned to go to the northeast, because there was a high mountain. I made all the coats. Later, I didn't go because of the war. There is no coat left, only a button left. This is an idea. Palace 64 is a high mountain, so it shouldn't just disappear.

We haven't seen Wushu disappear for thousands of years. Why can't we stop it from the palace? Mr. Ye, martial arts should not be higher than the sky, and qualifications should not be thick. Life is impermanent, and there is nothing to regret. Take this button back. We will discuss what we want to see and what we don't want to see later. Mr. Ye, do you know where I was ten years ago?

Mr. Ye, I'll give you a step. The palace is not a passive water, nor can it be seen with sixty-four hands. There are people in the palace.

I know crouching tiger, hidden dragon in the palace, and I've been waiting for someone to teach me.

Today is New Year's Eve. He is sure to come, so he can only wait.

I'm not even allowed to spend 30 years.

Jiaozi is in the pot in case she can't eat it.

I let you go again and again, but I want to keep someone for your palace. Don't be in a dilemma.

We should burn incense, eat and do what we should do, even when it thunders. You must return the things in the palace today.

Ok, I see. Come and get it if you want.

I returned the things in the palace.

Just to be clear, you didn't return it, I brought it back myself.

Love is a dream. Some people say that silk is not as good as bamboo, bamboo is not as good as meat, and singing is far better than talking.

If I had really stuck to my skills, I would have been in the corner of the stage. A thousand turns, both sad and happy. When the Yangmen girl was tired of singing, she changed her dream and sang in the garden. At that time, you were under the stage and I sang you. It's interesting to think of such an experience.

I'm afraid it was difficult to get tickets at that time.

You really support me. You go to the theater, and I'll deliver the tickets.

In fact, life is like a play. In recent years, Miss Gong has been singing martial arts, but she has been singing in an orderly way. Unfortunately, just turn around.

I can't believe you treat me like a joke. My play, whether people drink or not, can only go on like this. I invited you out tonight because I want to finish what I should do and say what I should say.

Mr. Gong is going out?

There is an old saying in the north: people don't care about the road, and tigers don't care about the mountains. These years, we are all from other places. I am really tired and want to go back to my hometown. Before leaving, I have something to return to you. Sixty-four hands, I forgot. It is my luck to meet you at the best time. Unfortunately, I have no time. Think about it. There are no regrets in life, but anger. How boring it would be if there were no regrets in life. To be honest, Mr. Ye, I have you in my heart. I can tell you this. It's not illegal to like people, but I can only like them so much. I have never said these words to anyone. I saw you tonight, and I don't know why I said this. Let your feud and mine stay there like a chess game. You take care.

Life is like chess without regrets. There is no resentment between us. There is only one fate. Your father said that if you don't forget it, there will be repercussions. If there is light, there will be people. I hope that one day, I can see Gong Sixty-four again.

My father always said that people who practice martial arts have three stages: seeing themselves, seeing the world and seeing all beings. I have seen myself and heaven and earth, but unfortunately I can't see all beings. I haven't finished this road yet. I hope you can go on.

Whether to go or stay, I chose to stay in my year, which was my happiest day.

Woman, a broken hair is decapitation. In order to avenge her master, she cut off her career, never married, never taught her art, and lived alone all her life. She really did it. This is the ashes of her fever when she beheaded before making a wish. The girl says she has known you for half her life, but you don't know her, and she doesn't know you. Mr. Ye, the palace is empty. I gave you the second lady.

When I took this step, I thought I would come back one day. Unexpectedly, it was the last time. From then on, I have only the road ahead, no funeral, and no turning back.

Mr. Ye, all the encounters in the world are reunions after a long separation.

Some people say that wing chun started because of me and was collected because of me. I hope they are right. I've never hung a sign in my life. For me, martial arts is the same, and there are thousands of methods. In the end, there are only two words: one horizontal and one vertical.