A witty and inspirational joke about fat people losing weight.

1. A friend came to ask me how I persuaded my husband to lose weight after he found that he had lost weight. Only then did I tell her my inner secret: "I put our teenage son's shorts in his underwear drawer."

My sister decided to go on a diet to lose weight. The night the plan was implemented, she called me. I heard that her mouth was full of food and asked her what she was eating. "A cupcake," she said vaguely. "I just weighed it, 149.5 pounds. I don't think this is a suitable number to start slimming. It's better to get together 150 kg. "

In the slimming club I joined, the most successful slimming is an old woman. "How did you do it?" We asked. "It's simple," she said. "Every night at six o'clock, I have to take off my false teeth."

My daughter has no perseverance to lose excess weight. One day, she saw a slim friend walk into the driveway in front of our house. She lamented, "Linda's thinness makes me sick."

"If this bothers you," I suggested politely, "why not do something?"

"Good idea, Mom." She replied. Then she turned to her friend and shouted, "Hey, Linda, have a chocolate cake."

One night, when my mother and I were discussing the weight problem that we all have, I gave her a challenge. If I were thinner than her next month, I wouldn't owe her six dollars. If she loses more, I must pay off all the debts. What an exciting game.

"OK," my mother replied happily, "but we will start the game in two weeks, and I want to eat something first."

6. The members of a diet club deeply regret that they have no willpower to lose weight. She explained that at the weekend, she made her family's favorite cake and they ate half of it. However, the other half of the cake left the next day tempted her. She cut herself a piece. Then, another slice, another slice, until she ate all the cakes quickly. She knew that her husband would be disappointed in her.

"What will he say when he finds out?" A club member asked.

"He'll never find out," she answered. "I made another cake and ate half of it."