The most classic funny joke

One of the most classic jokes:

1. The doctor quarreled with his neighbor, was scolded by the shrew for eight generations of ancestors, and was slapped twice.

The doctor stamped his foot angrily and scolded: you suck carbon dioxide, eat dregs, save negative money, hit people with reactions, you are insensitive, and you will be deprived of political rights for life.

I went to the hospital yesterday and saw the doctor watching a movie with a notebook. I interrupted the doctor and said that I might have hemorrhoids. Then the doctor said you should pay the bill and I'll examine you when you come back. I just went out and found that I didn't take my bag. I went back to get my bag and found the doctor using the notebook Baidu? How to treat hemorrhoids? . . . . .

Military training must be carried out before the university starts, and all freshmen are trained in a playground. In order to find a bigger place, our instructor took us left and right for a long time. A classmate in the team couldn't help asking: Instructor, are you playing? Snakes? Really?

4, a buddy's family is good, although he has graduated from college, but there is basically no housework. One day he sent Weibo:? Should I put eggs or rice first in fried rice with eggs? There are many respondents. Twenty minutes later, the gentleman sent another Weibo:? Take the advice of most people and put the eggs first, but why didn't anyone tell me to put the oil first! The pot is black.

5. Finally, a terrible question:

The family went on a trip, and as a result, their wife fell off the top of the mountain. Later, he married a beautiful young bride and had a lovely daughter the next year. He never lets her go to the mountains to see the scenery. Finally, when my daughter was ten years old, the whole family went hiking for the first time. My daughter ran to the top of the mountain happily. He was frightened to disgrace and hugged her. Her daughter turned her head and smiled. Dad, stop pushing me down. ?

The most classic funny joke 2:

1, that day, a friend took the subway and a beautiful woman was playing with her notebook? Everyone bullies us? My friend picked her nose and watched her play spellbound. Later, I found that the beauty could not be found while playing. He kindly pointed out that he accidentally left a small piece of booger on the notebook screen. The beauty turned to look at him, speechless, and her friend was embarrassed. She took out a tissue and wiped it. As a result, a small piece became a big beach?

I suddenly saw an ambulance whizzing by, thinking that someone had suddenly fallen down. As a result, it drove into the car wash and started washing the car?

On Christmas eve, the Christmas tree in front of a shop fell down, and someone immediately passed by? A prostitute? Sigh: life is full of plants and trees!

In a flea market, a group of tourists went to a booth blowing glass and stopped to watch.

I saw people in the booth burning on the fire with shallow pots, which soon attracted many people from the same group to come forward and watch, waiting for the glass craftsmen to show their talents.

At this moment, I saw him carefully pour the dark brown liquid from the pot into a plastic cup. The tour guide asked him: What are you doing now?

The man said? I am making coffee. ?

5. A man had an affair and his wife reported it to the unit. The unit leader took her by the hand and said earnestly, as long as the barrel of a gun is still in our hands, what is it to waste some bullets? Besides, they are all your enemies! ?

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