What are the classic jokes in Wang Siwen talk show?

1, there is a full stop that life has no withdrawal button, yes, life has no withdrawal button, only rat poison.

2. In big cities, when we go out, we can share bicycles, charging treasures and umbrellas. I think it's good for you to go back to your hometown and share your family happiness.

3. One day I asked my husband: I said,' Husband, do you love me'; He said,' Oh, don't say such hurtful things'.

I think many people will ask a question, that is, is there pure friendship between men and women? I think so, just me and my husband.

Really, I think this is a world where women look at their faces. For example, if you listen to a beautiful woman telling you that I am poor, but I am beautiful, you will find it quite cute. But if you hear a woman tell you that I am ugly, but I am rich, you will feel particularly desolate, and you will feel that she has paid a lot for her children.

6. Am I pretty? Yes, this is the question my husband asks me every day. I wake up every morning to face this problem.

7. How important is self-confidence, but your parents kill it themselves, but you can't praise it all. This is easy to cause conceit, and teach children to have a degree. What are children like? Childhood education is very important. I hope parents can take their children seriously, because your education determines their future.

8. Good people and bad people are filial to their parents. So I really hope that all parents can pay more attention to educating their children. This is not what you think is right. Listen to other people's opinions. Don't be paranoid about your parents and alienate your children.