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Homophonic couplets and jokes

Mother's sisters-suspicious (aunt) crib on the stage-no whip on the stage (Bucheng)-Kannonji's overweight (fake horse) fire-Miao (temple disaster) sun monkey sitting in the golden palace-unlike shooting at the target (people)-the old school (gun) birthday girl plays the pipa-crossing the river-modesty (insistence) is too much. Cooking with Tofu-Don't use words (salt) to hoe the ground-You don't care (hire) peanuts for 200 yuan-You have to refute (peel) the peaches in your hands-You have to make a sound with two speakers-You have to worship the hag together-You have to (refine) the damn bamboo shoots outside the garden-First, the bald man takes off his hat. Beat bluestone with sand-sail on the beach with solid (stone) solid (stone)-release (lift) shallow horned cattle-falsely scold (horse) for not rushing to the temple fair-don't worry (squeeze) a bottomless coffin-people who can't afford conch-save (suck) pregnant women from crossing the wooden bridge. Holding a grate-Shu (combing) the poor to buy rice-The poor carpenter to open it-Just a word (sawing)-The tinker stumbled-Sticking (iron) into the sea-Don't (touch) blame kneeling mud-Begging (clearing) Zhang's donkey-It's not unusual to (ride) chickens and peck ants- The coal kiln under the staff-unlucky step by step (coal) pulls the beard across the street-modest (pulling the beard) draws the horse-don't blame (riding) the jujube stone chopping board-few words (sawing) selling cloth without feet-selling shrimp skin (quantity) without weighing-scratching (shrimp) campfire worm ass-not much (. It is said that foxes ride tigers-pretend to be (sheep) dogs and eat cucumbers-wrong (eat) blind people make fried dough sticks-blind people wear glasses-smart (rechargeable) cows eat crabs-needless to say (add salt) to fry pickles and put salt-too idle (salty) to put a pot on the kang-transform (stove) to wash Huang Lian by the river. Mouse-perfunctory (eye) plasterer is not gray-special (brick) plasterer beckons-ask you (mud) plasterer's tile knife-light map (painting) the grass on the clay idol-panic (drought) god loach drum-talk nonsense (beating) afraid of carpenters-just a word (see () Put a hanging cage on your shoulder-bother the needle on the firewire board-hold (don't) the orchard in spring and autumn to watch the field-find a poor (forked) glass bodhisattva-the wise man (god) Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns in the Chenghuang Temple-(ghost) drums-ghost watching (knocking) the horse of Chenghuang Ye-nothing strange (no wonder) The straw hat is a gong-think (ring) that the grass beach is on fire-be merciful (green) to remove the paste from the buckwheat skin-hang the soles on the wattle tree-use the toilet to pull (prick) the skin to sit in the lobby-steal (pollute) the official tree-take care of (cover) although cooking tofu with pickles is idle (salty)-use pickles first.

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