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Zhuge Liang's war of words script and Confucianism

I'll give you ancient Chinese and modern Chinese.

Modern text

Opening remarks:

In the autumn of 208 AD, Cao Cao led 800,000 troops south, trying to eliminate the separatist forces such as Liu Biao, Liu Bei and Sun Quan in one fell swoop and unify the whole country. It happened that Liu Biao died in Jingzhou this year. Liu Cong, the youngest son of Liu Biao, was afraid of Cao Cao and soon led the troops to surrender. Liu Bei, who temporarily relied on Liu Biao and was stationed in Xinye, won two battles with the help of Zhuge Liang, but finally had to give up Xinye and failed to meet Liu Qi, Liu Biao's eldest son, in Jiangxia, waiting for the opportunity.

Liu Bei alone can't resist Cao Cao. What shall we do? At this critical moment, Zhuge Liang took the initiative to send an envoy to promote the alliance between Sun and Liu and jointly fight against Cao Cao. At this time, it happened that Lu Su, the minister of Soochow, also came to Jiangxia.

So Lu Su and Zhuge Liang came to Dongwu together.

Lu Su: Mr. Kong Ming, this is a difficult trip. Please have a rest. I have to see my master first.

Kong Ming: You're welcome, Mr Amethyst. Go about your business.

(Lu Su leaves for Sun Quan's room. At this time, Sun Quan was consulting with officials of civil and military affairs. )

Lu Su: Hello, Master! I came back from Jiangxia, and I came to report to you.

Sun Quan: Oh, Amethyst, look, this is the surrender letter sent by Cao Cao yesterday. We are discussing this matter today. "

Lu Su: (After reading the surrender book written by Cao Cao) What does your master think?

Sun Quan: There is no conclusion yet. You all express your opinions (in front of everyone).

Zhang Zhao: Cao Cao has millions of people. In the name of the son of heaven, conquer all directions. If we don't obey, our reputation will go bad. Now Cao Cao has captured Jingzhou, and his troops are stronger than Mazhuang and invincible. In my opinion, it is better to surrender to Cao, which is the best way at present.

All the counselors said in unison: Zi Bu's words are in line with God's will.

(Sun Quan thoughtfully remained silent. )

Zhang Zhao: Your Majesty need not be suspicious. If we surrender to Cao Cao, the people of Wu Dong will be safe, and all six counties in the south of the Yangtze River can be preserved.

Sun Quan: Let's call it a day. Amethyst, please stay. I have something to ask you.

(So, the counselor stepped down)

Sun Quan: What do you think we should do?

Lu Su: What everyone said just now really misled your master. Everyone can surrender to Cao Cao, but the general can't.

Sun Quan: What do you mean?

Lu Su: Surrender to Cao Cao, and we can go back to our hometown and enjoy all the splendor. If you surrender to Cao Cao, will there be so much splendor to enjoy? Cao Cao is a suspicious person. With your talent, will you have a good life under Cao Cao in the future?

Sun Quan: What you said just now made me very disappointed. Now what Amethyst said is exactly what I want. It is really a gift from heaven! But Cao Cao has already defeated Yuan Shao's army and recently defeated the soldiers in Jingzhou. I'm afraid we can't compete! What do you suggest we do?

Lu Su: In Jiangxia, I brought Liu Bei's strategist Zhuge Liang here. Your master can ask him if Cao Cao is true or not. "

Sun Quan: Are you talking about Mr. Wolong?

Lu Su: Yes, he is resting in the hotel now.

Sun Quan: It is too late today. Tomorrow, you should get some civil and military officials here first, so that he can appreciate my talent in Jiangdong first, and then go to court for discussion.

(The next day, in the Chamber, all the counselors gathered, and Lu Su accompanied Zhuge Liang to the stage. Bowing to Zhuge Liang, they sat down. )

Zhang Zhao: I, Zhang Zhao, am a very humble scholar in Jiangdong. I heard that when Mr. Kongming was in Longzhong, he compared himself to Guan Zhong and Le Yi. Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say.

Kong Ming: Oh, yes, it's just a small metaphor in my life.

Zhang Zhao: I heard that Liu Yuzhou went to the thatched cottage and was fortunate to have a husband. He also said that after having a husband, he will be like a duck to water and make great achievements. However, now even Jingzhou, where you were stationed, has been taken away by Cao Cao. I want to know how you plan and make decisions.

Kong Ming: Yes, we are in an unfavorable situation for the time being, but those losses are caused by objective reasons. My master, Liu Yuzhou, talks about benevolence and righteousness, and can't bear to take the city of his brother Liu Biao. The boy, Liu Cong, listened to the rumor and surrendered secretly. As for what strategy we will adopt next, it is a military secret. I have no comment!

Zhang Zhao: So, it seems that Mr. Wang's words and deeds are a little inconsistent. Mr Wang compares himself to Guan Zhong and Le Yi. As we all know, Guan Zhong helped Qi Huangong dominate the ministers; Le Yi helped the weak Yan State and won more than 70 cities in Qi State. Both of them have the ability to govern the country. If the husband cares about himself and is happy, he should also kill ordinary people and put out thieves. But the fact is that Liu Yuzhou was able to win some battles and occupy some cities before he got Mr. Wang. Now I got my husband, but I was beaten around by Cao Cao. Along the way, I abandoned Xinye, went to Fancheng, lost in the sunshine, and ran to Xiakou, where I didn't even have a place to live. Why isn't Mr. Bu as good as Mr. Yu Zhou after he gets Mr.? Some consultants secretly laughed. Guan Zhong and Le Yi, is that right? With all due respect, please don't take it to heart

Kong Ming (dumb smile): Dapeng bird spreads its wings and flies in Wan Li. Can those birds know its ambition? For example, if someone is seriously ill, give him some nutrition such as millet porridge first, and then take some mild supplements; When his appetite is better, eat some chicken, duck and fish to replenish his body. At this time, the body is a little better, and no matter how powerful the panacea is, it can work. Otherwise, you will be accused of not killing people if you use heavy drugs from the beginning.

I, Princess Liu Yuzhou, lost in the Battle of Runa before, and temporarily took refuge in Liu Biao. His army is less than 1000, and the generals are only Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun. Like a seriously ill person. Moreover, Xinye occupied by Liu Yuzhou is only a small county with fewer people and less food. Liu Yingzhou is only a temporary shelter. Can a small place like Xinye really dominate one side? Our army was poorly equipped and short of food and grass, but it was able to set fire to Wang Bo and a new field in a planned way, and defeated Cao Jun's previous millions of troops, scaring Xia Houdun and Coss. I think Guan Zhong and Le Yi's fighting might be like this. Moreover, being outnumbered, it is very common to win or lose at one time. Previously, Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang was defeated by Xiang Yu many times, but he won the final victory in the next World War, which was the result of the assistance of a truly resourceful hero like Han Xin. Unlike some people who talk big, no one can sit at home and chat, but they can't think of any way to really improvise on the battlefield. This really makes the whole world feel funny. "

(Zhang Zhao was speechless)

Yu Fan: At present, Cao Cao has a million troops, thousands of good generals, and his troops are going south, and the momentum is like a rainbow, swallowing Jiangxia in one fell swoop. It's really overwhelming. Do you think my analysis is correct?

Kong Ming: Cao Jun is a mob. Although there are millions of people, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Yu Fan (sneer): You are tired of playing and lost. Why don't you say you are not afraid? Isn't this bragging? !

Kong Ming: My Lord Liu Yuzhou has only a few thousand troops. They are not afraid of Cao Cao's tiger and wolf division. However, although your soldiers in Wu Dong are well fed and protected by the natural barrier of the Yangtze River, everyone is scared to death. Everyone wants to persuade the master to kneel down and surrender. You are so timid, how can you face being human in this world? !

(Yu Fan can't be right)

Bu Zhi: Mr. Kong Ming is not trying to imitate Su Qin and Zhang Yi to lobby Wu Dong to help you defeat Cao Cao, is he?

Kong Ming: Even Su Qin Zhang Yi is a hero who can share worries and make suggestions for the country. Never surrender, because you are afraid, you idiot. Who are you to laugh at Su Qin Zhang Yi? !

(Bu Zhi is silent and ashamed)

Chief Xue: It is an irresistible historical law for Cao Cao to take the place of the Han Dynasty. We don't have to go against the historical trend and make unnecessary resistance.

Kong Ming: Xue, how can you say that you have no father and husband! Living between heaven and earth, people should first be loyal to the monarch and honor their parents. Since you are a courtier of the Han dynasty, you should say such remarks without father and gentleman! Don't talk to me, please stop talking!

(Xue is always ashamed to answer)

Achievements: Cao Cao is a descendant of the Prime Minister. How can Bei, who sells straw sandals, compare with Cao Cao?

Kong Ming: Since Cao Cao is a descendant of Cao Guo Xiang, he should be loyal to the monarch and serve the country, but now he is arbitrary and has become a traitor in the Han Dynasty. Liu Yuzhou, a descendant of the royal family, is called an uncle by today's emperors. How noble is his position? Besides, Emperor Gaozu was just a small pavilion at first, but didn't he create the Han Dynasty in the end? Even if I bought sandals as a child, what is there to be ashamed of? What you said is what dogs think of others. You don't deserve to talk to us about what's going on in the world!

Yan Gang: Mr. Kong Ming is a bit sophistry. What works has Mr. Kong Ming published?

Kong Ming: Although some people have written many books, they can dance and gossip, but they won't lead troops to fight and help the master to govern the country. In your opinion, in such a turbulent society, what effect will such a scholar have on the country?

(It's not right to bow your head and be frustrated seriously. )

Cheng Deshu: A scholar like you just likes to talk big. He may not have any real talent. Not afraid of being laughed at by the whole world?

Kong Ming: There are two kinds of scholars. One is loyalty to the monarch and patriotism, serving the society and lasting forever. The other is a bookworm, who just sits in the study all day writing poems and essays. It is true that the article is beautifully written, but there is no correct view of right and wrong. Like Yang Xiong, although he is a great writer, he used his wonderful articles to serve the treacherous court official Rainbow Mang. As a result, he jumped to death. What kind of scholar do you want to be?

(Cheng Deshu can't be right. Everyone was pale when they saw Kong Ming's answer. At this moment, Zhang Wen and Luo Tong were arguing with Kongming when Huang Gai came in.

Huang Gai (loudly): Kongming is a genius in the world, but it's rude of you to make things difficult for him in every way. Now that Cao Cao's army is under siege, do you think it's interesting to talk here instead of thinking about the strategy to deal with the enemy? !

Conclusion:

After enjoying the war of words between Zhuge Liang and Confucianism, let's talk about Zhuge Liang's real intention to go to Jiangdong. Although Zhuge Liang keeps saying that Liu Huangshu is a descendant of the Han Dynasty, and the army he leads is a teacher of benevolence and righteousness, facing Cao Cao's millions of heroes, how to be fearless, how brave and how to be desperate, but after a calm analysis, we can easily find that this is just diplomatic rhetoric, but Zhuge Liang has another wishful thinking in his heart.

In fact, Zhuge Liang's real purpose is to convince Sun Quan that he wants to have a big fight with Cao Cao, and he himself will sit quietly and watch the tigers fight and reap the benefits of the fishermen! As Zhuge Liang himself told Liu Bei, he urged Sun Quan and Cao Cao to seize Jingzhou if Sun Quan won after a big war. If Cao Cao wins, he will seize the opportunity to seize Jiangnan.

Of course, the war of words between Zhuge Liang and Confucianism is like a grand and gorgeous symphony prelude, which is an outstanding performance of Zhuge Liang's talent and knowledge, making Zhuge Liang more famous in the Three Kingdoms! By analyzing the world situation and the military strength of the enemy and ourselves, Zhuge Liang argued with Confucianism with eloquence, intellectually challenged Sun Quan, the marquis of Wu, and Zhou Yu, the commander in chief, and finally promoted the alliance between Sun Liu and Cao Cao. As a result, the famous Battle of Red Cliffs appeared in the history, which formed the situation of the three kingdoms in the late Han Dynasty.

Ancient prose

Lu Su and Kong Ming bid farewell to Liu Bei and Liu Qi and boarded a boat to visit Chaisang County. On the boat, they had a discussion. Lu Su said to Zhuge Liang, "Sir, when you met General Sun, you certainly didn't really say that Cao Cao had many troops and would be wide." Kong Ming said, "Needless to say, Liang has his own clever plan." After the ship docked, Su Su stopped Kongming at the inn and went to see Sun Quan himself first. All civil and military officials were called to discuss the matter in class. When Lu Su came back, he called in and asked, "Amethyst has gone to Jiangxia to explore the truth." Su Su said: "I know the outline, but I am still willing to apply." Cao, the general, said to him, "Cao sent an envoy yesterday, but he sent a man first. The meeting has not yet been decided. " Sue received a speech to watch. He said briefly, "I am lonely and close to the emperor's orders, and I am condemned by words." Yao Hui guide, Liu Cong is helpless; Jingxiang people listen to the wind and move. Today, there are millions of soldiers and thousands of generals. They want to hunt with the generals in Jiangxia, * * * cut Liu Bei, share the land and form an alliance forever. Fortunately, don't wait and see, and give an answer quickly. " After reading it, Lu Su said, "What is your honor?" Quan said, "There is no conclusion." Zhang Zhao said, "Cao Cao has millions of people. In the name of the son of heaven, he wants to conquer all directions, but he refuses. And the master's general trend can refuse to fuck, and the Yangtze River also. Today, Cao Cao Jingzhou is in danger of the Yangtze River and is invincible with me. It is better to die than to die, which is the policy of Wan 'an. The counselors said, "The words of Zibu are in line with God's will." Sun Quan thoughtfully remained silent. Zhang Zhao added, "Master, don't doubt it. If Cao Cao falls, the people of Wu Dong will be safe and the six counties in the south of the Yangtze River will be guaranteed. " Sun Quan bowed his head and said nothing. archaic

After a while, Quan changed clothes, and Lu Su followed Quan. The right to know what to do is to hold hands and say, "What do you want?" Su Su said, "As everyone said, I was deeply misunderstood by the general. Everyone can surrender to Cao Cao, but the general cannot surrender to Cao Cao. " Quan said, "Why do you say it?" Su Su said, "If Su Su and others drop exercises, Su Su should be used as a reward for the township party, so that it will be tired of officials and lose its state and county." General, do you want to go home safely? You can't ride a car, you can't ride a horse, and you've never been a man, so you can't be lonely in the south! Everyone's wishes are for themselves and they don't listen. The general should make a big plan early. Quan sighed and said, "Everyone is talking about it, but they have lost hope. Amethyst's plan is exactly the same as mine. My son gave me this day! And Cao Cao's new army of Yuan Shao and Jingzhou's army are close at hand. I'm afraid the situation is too big to reach the enemy. " "Sue led brother Zhuge Liang out of Jiangxia. Your master can ask him and know the truth. "Is Mr. Wolong there?" asked the whole track. ? "Su Shi said," now rest in the inn. "It's getting late today, and no one is here," he said. "。 Tomorrow, I'll gather all the civil and military officials, teach me Jiang Dongshuai first, and then discuss with the court. "Sue brought life away. The next day, I went to the inn to see Kong Ming and told him, "I met my adult today, so I must not say that Cao Cao has many troops." Kong Ming said with a smile, "Brightness varies with the situation. There can be no mistake." Sunai led Kongming to the curtain. I saw Zhang Zhao, Gu Yong and a group of more than 20 civil and military officials, all dressed up. Kong Ming met one by one and asked his name. After the ceremony, I sat in the guest seat. When Zhang Zhao and others saw that Kong Mingfeng was floating and majestic, they expected that this person would come to lobby. Zhang Zhaoxian said: "Zhao is from the end of Jiangdong. I've heard for a long time that Mr. Zhao is lying in the middle of the mountain and managing himself; Music. What is the fruit of this language? " Kong Ming said, "This is a great event in life." Zhao Yue said, "Recently, I heard that Mr. Liu Yuzhou was in the thatched cottage. Fortunately, Mr. Liu thinks he is like a duck to water and wants to sweep Jing Xiang. If you belong to Cao Cao today, what do you think? " Kong Ming thought that Zhang Zhao was the first counselor of Sun Quan. How could he have said what Sun Quan said if he hadn't stumped him first? He replied, "I think it was easy to get land in the Han Dynasty. My Lord Liu Yuzhou practiced benevolence and righteousness, and could not bear to seize the inheritance of the same clan, so he strongly resigned. Obedient Liu Cong listened to rumors and surrendered secretly, which made Cao Cao rampant. There is no good plan for your master to station troops in Jiangxia now. He must wait and see. " Zhao said, "In that case, your words and deeds are the opposite. Mr. Wang compared himself with Guan and Yue, and Guan Zhong loved Huan Gong, claiming the title of king and dominating the world. Le Yi supported the weak swallows and went to more than 70 cities: these two people are really geniuses to help the world. Mr. Wang is in the thatched cottage, but the legendary swordsman is sitting on his knees. Today, since we are engaged in Liu Yuzhou, we should promote the interests of the living and eliminate thieves. Before Mr. Liu Yuzhou got it, he was still in the world and divided into cities; Everyone respects Mr. Kinder. Three-footed childlike innocence, also known as Tiger Wing, will destroy Cao Shi, even though it sees the revival of the Han Dynasty. The old courtiers and hermits in the mountains wiped their eyes: they thought it was time to brush the clouds in the sky, raise the glory of the sun and the moon, save the people from the mire and put the world above the banquet. When Mr. He returned to Yuzhou, Cao Bing left and fled. On the one hand, you can't report to Liu Biao to protect the people, on the other hand, you can't help the alone and occupy the territory; Is to abandon the new field, go to Fancheng, defeat by the sun, rush to Xiakou, live without a fixed place: after Mr. Yu Zhou, it is not as good as the beginning. Guanzhong, Le Yi, really? Don't be surprised at stupid words! " Hearing this, Kong Ming smiled dumbly and said, "Wan Li flies high. Can a flock of birds know his ambition? For example, if people are addicted, drink porridge first and then take medicine; When the zang-fu organs are in harmony and the body is gradually safe, they should be supplemented with meat and treated with strong medicine: then the root of the disease has gone and people will be whole. It's embarrassing to feel safe when you give strong medicine before your pulse is flat. My Lord Liu Yuzhou, defeated by the Japanese army in Runan, sent a message to Liu Biao, with less than one thousand soldiers. He will only stop Guan, Zhang and Zhao Yun: Just as Xinye Mountain is a small county with a small land and a small population when the illness is extremely bad, so Yuzhou will really stay here. The soldiers are endless, the battlements are not solid, the army does not practice, and the food is not available. However, Wang Bo burned the chariot and used water in the White River, which made Xia Houdun and Coss afraid: Needless to say, Guan Zhong and Le Yi were fighting. As for Liu Cong's exercises, Yuzhou really doesn't know; I can't bear to take advantage of the chaos to seize the inheritance of the same clan. This is really great. When Yang was defeated, Yuzhou saw hundreds of thousands of people go to see righteousness, help the old and carry the young, and could not bear to abandon them. They travel ten miles a day, not thinking about making progress in Jiangling, but willing to die together. This is also a great righteousness. Being outnumbered, winning or losing is common. Yesterday, Gao Didu was defeated by Xiang Yu, but the next battle was successful. Isn't this Han Xin's good plan? My husband believes that he has been a high emperor for a long time and has never been tired of winning. There is a plan to establish a national plan to protect national security. Non-discussion, false name deception: no one can sit down and talk; It's no use improvising. Really laugh for the world! " When these words were said, Mr. Zhang was speechless. know

Suddenly, a man in the seat stifled his voice and asked, "When Cao Gong sends millions of troops, there must be thousands of troops. The dragon is watching and swallowing Jiangxia. What is the public? " Kong Ming regards it as dangerous. Zhuge Liang said: "Cao Cao took Yuan Shao's ants and robbed Liu Biao's rabble, although millions were not enough to fear." Yu Fan sneered: "The army was defeated by Sun and was poor in Xiakou. It only asks for advice and says' not afraid'. This is really a big lie! " Zhuge Liang said: "Liu Yuzhou, a benevolent teacher can defeat millions of vicious people? Retreat to the gorge and wait for the opportunity. Today, the soldiers in Jiangdong have enough food and grass, and the Yangtze River is in danger. They also want their master to bend his knees and surrender to thieves, regardless of the ridicule of the world. From this point of view, Liu Yuzhou is really not afraid of thieves! " Yu Fan can't be right. owner

Another person in the room asked, "Does Kongming want to persuade Wu Dong effectively?" Kong Ming thinks this is unwise. Zhuge Liang said: "Su Yi is the debater in Step by Step Mountain. I didn't know Su Qin and Zhang Yi were heroes. The six countries of the Soviet Union have close contacts, and Zhang Yi's two visits to Qin both have plans to help the people and save the country, which is no better than those who bully the weak and avoid the sword. After listening to Cao Cao's lies, you dare not surrender, but dare to laugh at Su Qin and Zhang Yi. " Bu Zhi was speechless. Suddenly a man asked, "What is the relationship between Kong Ming and Cao Cao?" Kong Ming regards him as general manager Xue. Zhuge Liang said, "Cao Cao is a Han thief, so why ask?" To sum up, he said, "Public speaking is poor. The Han dynasty has been passed down from generation to generation, and the number of days will run out. Now Tso has two-thirds of the world, and everyone has returned to their hearts. Liu Yuzhou doesn't know the little land and is eager for success, just like throwing eggs at a stone. Is it invincible? " Kong Ming snapped, "Xue An has come to the conclusion that there is no father and no gentleman! "Husband lives between heaven and earth, with loyalty and filial piety as the foundation. Since Gong is a minister of the Han Dynasty, if you see someone who is not a minister, you should swear to kill him: the way of being a minister is also. Today, Cao Cao's ancestors ate Hanlu, did not want to serve, but rebelled, and the whole world was angry. The public is paid by the number of days, and it is really no father and no gentleman! There are not enough words! Please don't say anything more! " Xuezong was too ashamed to answer. Another man replied on the table, "Cao Cao is still behind Premier Cao Can, although he regards the emperor as a vassal. Although Liu Yuzhou was born in the cloud of Wang Jing Miao nationality, there is nothing worthy of praise. Seeing that he is just a husband who weaves mats and sells clothes, how can he compare with Cao Cao! " Kong Ming regards it as an achievement. Zhuge Liang said with a smile, "Are you Lu Lang who was pregnant with oranges at the dinner in Yuan Shu? Please sit down and listen to me: Cao Cao is the Han minister after Cao Guo Xiang; Today is arbitrary, bullying your father. It is not only the absence of the monarch, but also the contempt for the ancestors. He was both a rebel in the Han Dynasty and a thief of Cao Shi. Liu Yuzhou, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, is now the emperor, and was knighted according to the score. Is He Yun beyond reproach? And the high-impedance got up and grew up, and eventually there was a world; What is the shame of weaving and selling seats? The boy's opinion is not as good as Gao Shi! " Landmarks are speechless. archaic

Suddenly, a man in the seat said, "What Kong Ming said is all unreasonable and wrong. There is no need to say anything more. What is Kong Zhiming's classic? " Kong Ming regards it as severe and sour. Zhuge Liang said, "You are a corrupt Confucian. How can you make the country rich and make things happen?" ? There are Yi Yin, fishing Wei Ziya, and others. Deng Yu and Geng Yan's generation all have talents to help the world, but they haven't reviewed the classics of their lives. Is it also effective for literati, just between the pen and the inkstone, counting black and saying yellow, dancing and writing? "Seriously bowed their heads and depressed, can't be right. room

Suddenly, another person shouted, "Being good at public affairs is a big talk. You may not really have practical knowledge, but you may be laughed at by Confucian scholars." Kong Ming regards him as a human being, but he is Cheng Deshu of Ruyang. Kong Ming replied: "Confucianism is different from gentlemen and villains. A gentleman's Confucianism is loyal to the monarch and patriotism, keeps good and evil, makes the best use of it, and leaves a name for future generations. If the husband is a villain, he is only engaged in carving insects, specializing in calligraphy, making some contributions to youth, and being humble and poor; Although the pen has a thousand words, there is really nothing to do in the chest. For example, Yang Xiong was famous for his articles, but he bowed to death in the cabinet. This so-called villain's Confucianism; Although there are thousands of words every day, why take them! " Cheng Deshu can't be right. Everyone was pale when they saw Kong Ming's answer. When Zhang Wen and Luo Tong were on the bench, they wanted to ask questions again. Suddenly, a man came in from the outside and said in a stern voice, "Kong Ming is a contemporary genius. It is impolite to show respect to your guests. Cao Cao's army came to the border and didn't think of a good strategy to retreat from the enemy. Just had a fight! " Many people regard him as a Lingling person, surnamed Huang, named Gai, and the word Gongfu. Now he is a grain official in Dongwu. At that time, Huang Gai said to Zhuge Liang, "It is better to be silent than ignorant and talkative. Why not take the theory of stone as my main statement and argue with everyone? " Kong Ming said, "You don't know the world, so you have to answer each other's questions." So Huang Gai and Lu Su led Zhuge Liang in. When I reached the middle gate, I saw Zhu Gejin and Zhuge Liang in the back. Jin said, "Why didn't you come to see me when you were in Jiangdong?" Zhuge Liang said: "Since my brother is in charge of Liu Yuzhou, it is reasonable to be public and private. I dare not do it privately until I finish my business. Please forgive me, brother. " Jin said, "My brother has seen the marquis of Wu, and he has come to tell us something." Say it and leave. Lu Su said, "Don't be wrong about what you told me." Kong Ming nodded and obeyed. Led to the hall, Sun Quan stepped down to meet him and treated him with courtesy. After the ceremony, Zhuge Liang was seated. Civil servants stand in two lines. Lu Su stood on Kong Ming's side and only watched him talk. After telling Liu Bei what he wanted, Kong Ming stole a look at Sun Quan: blue eyes and purple beard, a handsome man. Kong Ming said to himself, "This man is very charming. Can only be excited, can't say anything. When he asks, he uses words very well. " After offering tea, Sun Quan said, "I've heard a lot about young talents, so I've come to visit you and dare to ask." Kong Ming said, "Without talent and learning, it is humiliating to ask." Quan said, "One step is near a new field." . "If you assist Liu Yuzhou in the decisive battle with Cao Cao, you will know the actual situation of his army." Zhuge Liang said: "Liu Yuzhou is a small soldier. There is no food in Xinye City, so he can stand with Cao Cao." "How many Cao Bing are there?" Say it all. Kong Ming said, "The water army is more than one million, just like a horse stance just look." Quan said, "Is it cheating?" Zhuge Liang said, "This is not cheating. Cao Cao has two hundred thousand Qingzhou troops in Yanzhou; Ping Yuan Shao, and five or six hundred thousand; Three or four hundred thousand recruits in the Central Plains; Today, the army in Jingzhou is 200,000 to 300,000: based on this, it is not less than1500,000. Bright with thousands of words, I am afraid that Jiangdong people will be surprised. " Lu Su was beside him. Hearing this, he turned pale and looked at Kong Ming. Hole can't do it. "How many generals are there under Cao Cao?" Kong Ming said, "There are more than a thousand people who are resourceful and accustomed to fighting." "Now that Cao Cao has pacified Jing and Chu, what is the future?" Zhuge Liang said, "I'm going to the village by the river to prepare warships, but I don't want to go to Jiangdong. Where should I take it? " Quan said, "If you want to be annexed, fight or not, please decide for me." Zhuge Liang said, "I'm afraid the general won't listen to a word." Quan said, "I would like to hear your opinion." Zhuge Liang said: "There was chaos in the palace. The general set out from Jiangdong, and Liu Yuzhou took over the whole of Hannan, competing with Cao Cao for the world. Today, Cao Cao has overcome all difficulties and is slightly flat; Recently, Jingzhou was newly broken, which caused great vibration at sea. Even if there is a hero, it is useless: therefore, Yuzhou fled here. May the general do what he can: If wuyue can compete with China, it is better to stop it before it is too late; If he can't do it, why don't you follow the advice of many counselors and work in the north? " Rights are not answered. Then Zhuge Liang said, "The general takes obedience as the name and suspicion as the basis. Things are urgent, and it never rains but it pours! " Quan said, "As you said, why didn't Liu Yuzhou lower the drill?" Zhuge Liang said, "In the past, Tian Heng, a strong man in the State of Qi, still had benevolence and righteousness. Besides, Liu Yuzhou's royal family is famous for its outstanding talents and is admired by people. It is natural that things are not good. I am safe and obedient! " Sun Quan was furious and left, retreating into the backyard. When everyone dispersed in laughter, Lu Su scolded Kong Ming: "Why do you say that, sir? Fortunately, my Lord is magnanimous and does not bear the burden. Mr. Wang's words look down on adults. " Zhuge Liang smiled on his back and said, "Why can't you pack things? I have my own plan to break Cao Cao. He didn't ask me and I didn't say anything. " Su Shi said, "If you have a good plan, Su Shi should ask your master for advice." Zhuge Liang said: "I regard Cao Cao's million as an ant's ear! But when I raise my hand, it's all dust! Hearing this, Sue went to see Sun Quan in the backyard. "。 Quan was still angry, and Gusu said, "Kong Ming has deceived me too much! Su Su said, "I blame Kongming, but Kongming laughs at what his master can't accommodate. Zhuge Liang refused to talk about the plan to break Cao Cao easily. Why didn't your master ask for it? Hui Quan was beaming and said, "So Kong Ming has a clever plan and dares to fight me." . I was shallow for a moment and missed several important events. "Then go out repeatedly with Lu Su, and then talk to Zhuge Liang. When Quan met Zhuge Liang, he thanked him and said, "Fortunately, I have not seen any sin. Kong Ming also thanked him and said, "I hope you can forgive my offensive words." The right to invite Kong Ming into the backyard, buy wine. know

After several investigations, Quan said, "The villains of Cao Cao's life were Lu Bu, Liu Biao, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, Yuzhou and Gu Er. Today, the number of heroes has been destroyed, and Yuzhou is still lonely. Loneliness cannot be controlled by others in all the land of Wu. I have made up my mind. Not Liu Yuzhou and Cao Cao; But after Yuzhou's new defeat, is it difficult to resist this? " Zhuge Liang said, "Although Yuzhou was just defeated, Guan Yunchang still led 10,000 soldiers. Liu Qiling's Jiangxia fighters are no less than 10,000 people. Cao Cao's people are far tired; Chasing Yuzhou, riding 300 Li a day, this is a spent force, but Lu Mao can't wear it. And northerners don't learn water fighting. Jingzhou scholars attached to practice, forced by the situation, not their heart. Today, if the general can make concerted efforts with Yuzhou, he must defeat Cao Jun. If he breaks Cao Cao's army, he will return to the north, and then Jing and Wu will be strong and the three pillars will stand in balance. The chance of success or failure lies in today. Only generals can cut it. " Quan Da Yue said, "What you said, Sir, is a sudden prologue. I have made up my mind, there is no doubt about it. Let's discuss this day arise and destroy Cao Cao! " So he ordered Lu Su to report the matter to the officials of the civil and military forces, and sent Kong Ming to rest in the inn. When Zhang Zhao learned that Sun Quan was going to start an army, he consulted with everyone and said, "You have been tricked by Kong Ming!" When he saw Quan, he said, "Zhao and others have heard that your master is fighting against Cao Cao. Master, how do you compare yourself with Yuan Shao? Cao Cao has few Japanese Serenade, but he can still beat Yuan Shao. Besides, with millions of people going south today, how can we underestimate our enemies? If you listen to Zhuge Liang and move a soldier, this so-called negative salary will put out the fire. " Sun Quan just bowed his head and said nothing. Gu Yong said, "Liu Bei was defeated by Cao Cao, so he wanted to borrow my soldiers from Jiangdong to refuse. Why does your master use them? " I am willing to listen to the Ministry. "Sun quan hesitated. When Zhang Zhao and others went out, Lu Su came in and said, "Zhang Zibu and others are suitable. Tell your master to stop fighting and persuade him to surrender. This is a minister who protects his wife wholeheartedly, for his own sake. Don't listen to the original owner. " Sun Quan is still thinking. Su Su said, "If your master hesitates, it will be everyone's fault. Quan said, "Please step down for a while and let me think about it." . "Sunai quit. Military commanders want to fight and civil servants want to surrender, and opinions vary. Besides, Sun Quan retreated into the inner hall, restless and indecisive. Seeing this, Wu Guotai asked, "What's the matter with you? "Cao Cao stationed troops in Jianghan today, intending to go to the south of the Yangtze River. Ask those civil servants whether they want to surrender or fight. If you want to fight, you are outnumbered; I want to wait for the arrival, but I am afraid that Cao Cao will not agree: so I am hesitant. " Wu Guotai said, "Why don't you remember my sister's last words?" Sun Quan was so intoxicated that he woke up like a dream and came up with this sentence. Exactly: Remember mother's last words to inspire Zhou Lang to make great achievements. owner