Degang Guo said the classic quotations.

1, the party is over, don't go. I'll treat you to dinner, and whoever goes will pay.

2. Don't think that people with tattoos are hooligans, and Yue Fei also has tattoos.

Listening to cross talk shows that you are patriotic. There is a child near our home who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, such as English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic ... Can he sit with Eight-Nation Alliance and scold him anyway? Tell him you listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand! " Ignoring the law, I would have killed him! He can cross talk in a foreign language in July and August, but he doesn't understand!

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

I bought some paintings of Tang Bohu, including beautiful scenery and Fuwa, a set of five. . . .

The young man looks like an actor. ...

7. I'll buy 50 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!

8. Scientists know martial arts, and even immortals can't stop them.

9. I belong to the underworld Please have pity on me.

10, if you want to eat hamburgers, wrap a piece of paper and open it; Want to eat crabs, uncover them; Want to drink milk, take the steamed bread and pull it. ...

1 1, your monthly salary is less than 1500, so you can't keep a female star.

12, this is my uncle, (pointing to an old actor with a big smile). I respect my uncle, an old performing artist. I wrote a song for my uncle. I'll sing you a few words: Uncle, there are two holes in your nose. ...

13. Do you have a two-foot lobster? Sorry, there is nothing two feet long, only two feet two. What stupid restaurant doesn't even have a two-foot lobster? Eat a plate of shredded potatoes.

14. Everyone has a plasma TV, so I got one and asked my friend to keep it. As big as a wall, the Motorola brand looks empty, and the TV rings: The TV you are watching is not in the service area, why not? This 300 yuan is not wasted.

15, I can't outrun that BMW after all, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my pedal is broken!

16, this brain nucleus is as big as a pine nut. When you open the skull, you can cook it in a bowl.

17, I know some actors are disrespectful and end up hanging their children to prison. (Yu Qian: No, it's called imprisonment), but the hero's name is Diao Er.

18, "Dad, I'm hungry!" "Hungry again, didn't you eat last year?" Celebrity famous saying network

19, the story told today is not far from now. If there are old people at home, you can go back and ask, from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

20. I especially hope that everyone can help me. If you give me a love, I will repay you.

2 1, his photo, posted on the door to ward off evil spirits, posted on the bedside contraception.

22. Say another one. Say what? Say something practical.

23. From today on, I will never eat lobster again.

24. Some friends from Taiwan Province Province came backstage and took my hand and said, We like your cross talk very much, but it's getting late. It's time for us to go, and there is no car on 105.

25. There are more than 1000 traditional cross talks. After our efforts, there are still 400 yuan left …

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