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If I could change, I would become a little magic fairy, and then travel around the world and help others!

I came to the school and saw that the school was immersed in smoke. It turned out to be the exhaust gas emitted from the coal plant next to the school! I took out my magic wand and the sky immediately became bluer, the grass became fresher, and the school immediately took on a new look.

I came to the desert. The sky was filled with small grains of sand and there was not a single big tree. I gently used the magic wand and it turned into a big oasis. Bright flowers, green grass, and dense trees all gathered together like a market.

When I came to the disaster area, I saw that the children had no food or water, and they were all weak. They had no school, no classroom, not even a book, and they all sighed. I took out the magic wand and tapped it gently to create books, houses, schools, clothes, food for them...

I came to the hospital, and there were screams and crying everywhere... I turned the magic wand on At one point, the entire hospital turned into a sea of ??joy.

I came to the vast fields, changed the dead plants into fresh branches and leaves, put beautiful clothes on the flowers, and put a green cloak on the grass... Let them be well-nourished, Grow healthily, which also reduces a lot of burden on the farmer uncle!

How wonderful it is to be a kind-hearted little devil! Traveling around the world and helping others every day, if only I were really a little magic fairy! If I could change_300 words 2

Hahaha, today I will change seventy-two times. I said "change", and a plane appeared in front of me. I got on the plane and flew to Lanzhou. I saw Wuquan Mountain. Then I saw a field in the distance that was dry. I said "change" and rapeseed suddenly grew in the field. I flew to a mountain again and looked down. I saw five black water rivers. I said "change" and the black water river suddenly turned into a crystal clear river. The fish spit three bubbles in the water. Bubbles, as if to say "Thank you."

I parked the plane at an airport, and the plane suddenly disappeared. I was staying in a hotel, and I walked around the street at night and saw a few A blind man, because he couldn't see the road, some hit the poles and some hit the walls. I thought: there must be a lot of blind people in the world!

So, I said "change" , blind people all over the world can see. The next morning, the sun was hanging high in the sky. I raised my telescope and saw a few black spots on the sun. They turned out to be sunspots, which are the darkest spots on the sun. In the dark place, I said "change", and the sun suddenly became bright, and everything above was filled with bright light.

If I could change seventy-two, I would make my motherland more civilized. Change_300 words 3

If I could change, I would become a gust of wind, because the place where the wind blows is a beautiful place.

In spring, I came. In the garden, I only dared to blow the gentle spring breeze. In the garden, I saw beautiful flowers. I heard a group of people talking about something. When I walked by, they were saying that I was a gentle breeze. I was so happy.

When I arrived in the woods, I became naughty. I was stirring the trees, and the birds were coming to play. Chirping, they said I was the cool wind.

In autumn, I came to the countryside and walked happily through the fields. Everything in the fields turned golden. The farmer uncle started a good harvest. , their sweat flowed down in big drops. In order to prevent them from working so hard, I blew them with the wind. People said that I was a bleak wind.

In winter, I came to a big city. But everything is covered with snow. When I blow, the trees sway gently, and the jade-like snowflakes sway down with the wind.

If I become a gust of wind, I want to blow softly in the spring. Wind; the cool wind blows in summer; the bleak wind blows in autumn; the cold wind does not blow in winter, it only walks slowly across the earth, just wanting to blow all the beautiful things to the world.

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If I could change, I would become Harry Potter.

One Saturday, my mother and I went to the park to play. What was bad was that there was haze that day and the fish in the creek next to it were dead. My mother and I hurried home. I asked my mother why there was smog. My mother said: "That's the car's "little tail" - the exhaust port is causing trouble, because the car's fuel combustion will release a large amount of carbon dioxide. If these are not discharged, The gas will accumulate in the car body. If people can’t breathe, they will suffocate and die.” I asked again: “Why do the fish in the crystal clear stream die?” My mother said, “It’s because of lack of oxygen.” Yes, we know that water can decompose hydrogen and oxygen, but the higher the water temperature, the less oxygen. Humans are endothermic animals, and the amount of oxygen they need is the same regardless of winter or summer, while fish are cold-blooded animals. If the water temperature rises, The amount of oxygen the fish needs will also increase, but the oxygen in the water will decrease, and the fish will die of hypoxia. This is because some factories directly discharge high-temperature water to save costs, causing the water temperature of the creek to rise. .

So I will become Harry Potter and wave the broom, the smog will disappear, the cars will be equipped with air filters, and the paper mills will be equipped with cooling devices, making the environment more pleasant. Now, I feel more comfortable. During the holidays, I can often play in the park.

If I could change, I would like to become anything that serves everyone and makes the world a better place. This is my wish. If I could change_300 words 5

If I could change, I would like to become a fish and swim freely in the water.

I swam and swam, and I came to a small river. I saw the water was covered with algae, and it was green. When I took a sip of water, there was a fishy, ??bitter taste in the water. I breathed quickly and felt breathless, so I hurriedly swam to the surface. Take a breath. When I reached the water, I opened my eyes and saw, ah! There were many plastic bags, instant noodle buckets, and rotting animal carcasses floating on the water. The river was filled with peels, paper scraps and other domestic garbage. Suddenly, a child was on the shore. He pointed at me and said to his companion: “Look, there is another fish there. Let's go fish it out, burn it and eat it! "Ah, you want to eat me!" "I was so scared that I quickly got into the water and ran away.

I swam and swam until I reached a big river. Suddenly there was a deafening whistle. I swam to the water and saw that it was a pier. . I saw cargo ships of all sizes driving in and out with their sirens honking. Just as I was looking at it, a big wave came over and it turned out to be a ship heading towards me. I shouted hurriedly: "Don't hit me!" I'm a human, no, I'm a fish turned from a human, a mermaid." I don't know whether it was because my voice was too soft or the people on the boat didn't take the fish seriously, but the boat still rushed straight towards me, which scared me and I hurriedly got out. I got into the water and ran away.

I swam and swam in all the rivers and rivers, but I couldn't find a safe and comfortable place. I sighed: "It seems that it is better to be a good person!" "So I became a human again. If I could change_300 words 6

If I could change seventy-two, I want to become a tree, go to a place with a bad environment, and let the children Birds come to peck my fruits and sow more seeds. In a few years, this place will be a dense forest and the environment will be very good.

If I can change seventy-two, I also want to become a smart blackboard eraser that can absorb flying chalk dust and keep classmates and teachers away from its pollution.

If I can change seventy-two, I also want to become a book that will last forever. There are endless books, including your favorite fairy tales, stories and fables. This way we will not waste money on buying books, and at the same time save resources.

If I could change seventy-two, I would change more. I want to become a disaster purifier, turning mudslides into clear streams in the mountains, turning tsunamis into lovely white waves, and turning sandstorms into gentle breezes... How proud would our mother earth be!

If I could change seventy-two, I would become a just, lovely, and considerate little angel, serving the people everywhere. When bad guys see me, they will immediately change their ways and be willing to help others.

The enemies immediately became friendly to each other after hearing my few sweet words...

If I could change seventy-two times, I would like to change many more. I believe that as long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a better place! If I could change_300 words 7

If I could change, I must become the mosquito king, let the mosquitoes change their ways, let them only suck the juice of harmful plants, and help people better, if I It will change...

I asked the ministers to drive all the big mosquitoes and small mosquitoes to the imperial capital to change everyone's habits. Soon, all the mosquitoes arrived, and I said: "Dear citizens, gentlemen and ladies, human beings often angrily eliminate us because gentlemen and ladies suck their blood, which has a great impact on my life. The mosquitoes agreed with curiosity and certainty. I consolidated the first law: the mosquito kingdom implements family planning, and each mosquito couple can only have one or two babies, not too many! The second law: you can only suck harmful juices from plants, not human blood.

Later, under my leadership, many mosquitoes changed their ways and became beneficial insects. If I could change_300 words 8

If we were given a chance to "change", I think everyone would have different ideas. Some people want to become Sun Wukong who can change seventy-two times, some people want to become Ma Liang's magic pen, and some people want to become a free bird, but I just want to become a book. Books are the ladder of human progress, the ocean of knowledge, the source of strength, and the wings of wisdom. If I could become a book, I would make a joke book that makes people laugh. Every time people open it, I will smile. All worries and sorrows will be thrown away, leaving only happiness and joy. If I could become a book, I would make a reference book that can help students understand problems and browse information.

As long as the students need me, they can come to me. If I could become a book, I would also make an attractive fairy tale book. There are beautiful and moving stories from all over the world printed in my little body. There are Grimm's fairy tales, Andersen's fairy tales, Wanderer's fairy tales and so on. There are also many fairy tale characters that children like: Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, dwarfs... If my wish really comes true, I only hope to make a variety of books with rich content for mankind. Provide profound knowledge and bring unparalleled happiness to mankind! If I could change_300 words 9

If I could change, I would become the wind and bring coolness to those farmers and uncles, let them enjoy it to the fullest, and make their heads as clear as pearls. All the sweat subsided. They no longer need to hang a towel while working and wipe here and there, wasting a lot of time in harvesting food.

If I could change, I would become the wind, to dissuade children from eating ice cream, which may cause diarrhea, fever or colds, and to prevent people from turning on air conditioners and electric fans, allowing them to experience the wind. charm.

If I could change, I would become the wind, like a seed puller, sending all the seeds to every corner of the motherland. Let the flowers bloom in the grass, revealing their bright doll-like smiles and charming petite figures, bringing infinite fragrance to people. Let all kinds of crops spread across the fields; bring fruitful scenes before our eyes, let farmers harvest full of joy, and let people taste sweet and delicious meals.

If I could change, I would become the wind, and I would no longer be so willful. There would no longer be typhoons and hurricanes on the earth, and people on the earth would no longer live or die because of them. People no longer suffer from separation, family destruction, and homelessness.

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I like reading the novel "Journey to the West" and watching the TV series adapted from this book. Then Sun Wukong can eliminate evil spirits with his seventy-two transformations. The image of an evil hero is deeply imprinted in my mind. I often think how great it would be if I had the skills of Sun Wukong.

If I could change, I would become a street tree beside the highway, sucking in the carbon dioxide emitted by the cars, and then turning it into fresh air to give people a low-carbon life.

If I could change, I would change into a beautiful teaching building for children who don’t have classrooms in the mountains, so that they can sit in a bright classroom and learn knowledge and skills.

If I could change, I would change into bags of food and new clothes, and give them to the people affected by the earthquake in Yushu, so that they can eat well, wear warm clothes, and then rebuild their homes.

If I could change, I would become a doctor who could cure all diseases and provide medicine and health to those who lacked medical care and those who despised medical treatment.

If I could change, I would become a justice who speaks out for justice, punish corrupt officials, bring justice to the common people, and bring loyalty to the party and the country.

If I could change, I would change into a Shenzhou-10 spacecraft and send our country’s scientific researchers to Mars, Saturn, and the Milky Way for scientific research...

Change , change, change... I think all these will not be what-ifs. As long as we study hard and master real knowledge and skills, we will definitely make these what-ifs become reality. If I could change_300 words 11

If I could change, I want to become a little bird, flying freely and happily in the vast blue sky; if I could change, I want to become a small fish again, swimming happily in the vast sea; if I can change, I also want to become a thousand-mile horse, running quickly on the green grassland... If I can change, I want to become various small animals and experience a happy life!

If I could change, I would become a door to a magical paradise, with a Ferris wheel, a roller coaster, a flying chair, a children's train... and a bakery and cake shop. , hamburger pizza sandwich shop... there are fun, exciting, delicious, and delicious food, which makes people dizzy and dazzled! Let all children play happily in the paradise; if I could change, I would turn into some textbooks so that poor children can study well... If I could change, I would like to help others and make everyone happy. Be happy!

If I could change, I would make the world a better place! If I could change_300 words 12

If I could change, I want to become a magical bird. I came to a small river, and what I saw was such a miserable sight: the river water here exuded an unpleasant stench; there were many small fish with white bellies floating on the black river water. My mouth is a purifier, though. I sucked the sewage into my mouth; five minutes later, I spit it back out, but what I spit out was not sewage, but sweet spring water. The river water immediately became crystal clear, so clear that you could see the pebbles on the bottom of the river; I believe that soon this river will be full of life everywhere.

If I could change, I would like to become a magical bird. I came to a city. The thick smoke here, the black smoke coming out of the chimneys, and the exhaust from cars are all the culprits that make the air in this city so bad. My mouth not only purifies water, it also purifies the air. I blew a gentle breath, and the air here suddenly became very fresh, with a faint mint fragrance still exuding in the air.

If I could change, I would like to become a magical bird. I came to a fire scene and saw the fire mercilessly devouring the crops that the farmer uncle had worked so hard to grow. I hurriedly flew to my residence and took out a small brown wooden barrel from my bird's nest. Don't underestimate it, it can hold unlimited water. I held the small wooden bucket in my mouth and went to the pond to fill it with a lot of water. The fire was put out in time and the crops that could fill our stomachs were saved.

If I could change, I would like to become a magical bird. Flying to help people everywhere. If I could change_300 words 13

If I could change, I would turn into a white cloud and float to Yunnan, the place with the worst drought this year. I would turn myself into drops of water and sprinkle them on the crops. Let the crops no longer wither, let people no longer anxiously look for water to drink, and let the flowers, plants and trees grow luxuriantly.

If I could change, I would become a little bird, flying freely in the blue sky all day long, saying hello to Father Sun, and chatting with the beautiful Miss Rainbow.

If I could change, I would become a train and drive to foreign countries, inviting children there to come and play in China. Let them understand China's long-standing Chinese civilization and majestic and beautiful rivers and mountains, and let them know that China is the most beautiful place in the world.

If I could change, I would become a fairy, wave my magic wand, conjure many beautiful clothes, and give them to the children in the disaster area who are surviving the disaster. Let them no longer be naked because of disasters. It is also necessary to produce more food and water so that they can eat delicious meals for three meals a day and do not have to suffer from starvation and emaciation due to poverty and disaster. Then transform them into beautiful schools and warm homes, so that they can live a happy life even in the midst of disasters.

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Even if I can't change, I will use my hands to create these miracles and make the world a better place! If I could change_300 words 14

Ah, if I could change, I would become a submarine and roam in the blue ocean.

I first went to the Pacific Ocean to see the Titanic. It has a super large hull and can carry five to six thousand people in the cabin. However, its disadvantages are that it is bulky and the materials are thin, so it will sink when it hits the rocks. Except for the captain, not many people survived, and now only the skeleton of the ship remains.

Then I went to the Atlantic Ocean and saw Daxizhou. I seemed to see the bustling city, the tall buildings, and the laughter of people... But all of them were destroyed in a tsunami. From then on, Daxizhou It became an underwater wreck.

Finally, I participated in the sacred mission of escorting the Gulf of Aden and joined the ship formation. If a merchant ship sends a distress signal to our ship, our fleet will send search and rescue boats and helicopters to clear the way, rescue the merchant ship, disperse the pirates and return to the mother ship. I completed the escort mission honorably and felt very happy.

If I could change, then I would become a submarine that honorably escorts merchant ships in the world. If I could change_300 words 15

If I could change, I would become a magician with a magical magic wand and start my journey of love.

I fly over the city and raise my magic wand, letting the blind old people regain their sight and enjoy their old age; let the deaf-mute children return to the world of sound and dance happily; let the terminally ill people return to the world of sound. People escape from the clutches of death and regain a new life...

I fly over the mountains, use the power of magic to melt the frost, let the broken flow resume, and the water gurgling all year round; let the dead trees be replaced with new clothes, and the eyes are full of green Desire drips; let the barren land become thousands of miles of fertile fields, with fruits and vegetables everywhere...

I fly over the lakes and seas, purify the polluted water sources, and let the fish swim happily in the clean water; sweep Clear the haze and let the birds sail with the cloud sails; let the breeze blow and let the children play in the waves on the soft beach...

I flew across the desert, and the rain and dew sprayed by the magic wand , nourishing the yellow sand in the sky, I sowed green seeds, and the barren desert instantly turned into the Saibei Jiangnan with green grass, colorful flowers, beautiful mountains and clear waters, and the fragrance of birds and flowers. Wow! What a beautiful picture it is. I am proud of my masterpiece. And marvel.

I flew over a country filled with smoke and turned the ruins back into high-rise buildings. I used the olive branch of peace to wipe away the blood, awaken the twisted souls, and let the hostile people let go of the hatred in their hearts. , stretched out their arms and hugged each other tightly.

If I could change, I would become a loving magician and use my magical magic to send more laughter and laughter to people, so that everyone in the world Every corner becomes a fairyland on earth. Let me pass on my love and fill the world with peace and hope.