How to reply humorously when paying wages?

The humorous reply about salary is as follows:

1, I finally got my salary. I feel that this world is worth it!

2. You can buy it at buy buy when your salary is up!

3. My wallet is bulging again! Humor can be divided into broad sense and narrow sense. In western usage, it often includes vulgar jokes in a narrow sense. Humor is different from depression, satire and teasing. These three or four styles all contain laughter, but laughter is different from wry smile, guffaw, faint smile and smirk, and the attitude of laughter is also different.