I don't know what happened to the music teacher. We spent two classes watching Resident Evil 4, and I have to write a review as an exam. Damn it (‵o').

Some people always say that the Resident Evil series belongs to Hollywood B-class popcorn. As long as it's entertaining, it's enough to watch sexy shrews fight zombies. But the key point is that the four episodes of continuous shooting, the biochemical series, not only failed to improve the shortcomings of powder inversion, but intensified to show off their coolness, and even the characters, stories and emotions became more and more empty, and there was no limit to degradation. In particular, the plot of Resident Evil 4: The Rebirth of the God of War is blatantly fragmented, copying the classic action elements in the past, and then piecing together some cool visual effects to become a bad film that insults IQ, which is very abnormal.

From the beginning of the film, when Mika Nakashima bites people in the rain, he abandons his IQ and shows off his coolness. When countless Alice cloned two places at a time, collectively destroyed the Tokyo headquarters of Umbrella Company, and copied the instant transfer and bullet time in the matrix, even the heroine jumped up and down, making people doze off. And her motivation has destroyed all the tricks, much like the comic book Dragon Ball, but unfortunately, she can't learn anything from others by playing tricks! Further down, it would be "terrible": the villain and the heroine collided, and the latter came out unscathed and saved a beautiful woman. The two sisters went to the Los Angeles prison to perform Zombie Dawn, and finally everyone fled to the abandoned ship and killed the villain instantly. What nonsense? Is it shocking? Naive? It seems that paul anderson saved money for filming and even writing!

If you carefully look at the scene and action design of Biochemical 4, there are random clones everywhere, and the whole city is a cottage. You have copied the doomsday scene of 20 12 and Dawn of the Dead to your satisfaction. Not only the "Avatar" aircraft was invited to play soy sauce, but also the axe man. How did he catch it from 300? Even the villain wearing sunglasses seems to be. Du Binquan Zombie Dog and Bug-mouthed Zombie Man from other zombie camps just came out to show off their nausea, and then their attack power was zero, completely becoming sitting ducks for the protagonists. On the contrary, Alice and Claire are two "thelma and louise". They are oscar pistorius's upper body. They are trying to be cool with guns and slashing zombies with machetes. Why? Show off!

Because James Cameron's Avatar set off a 3D movie craze, countless movies followed suit. Even Su was able to release a 3D version at the beginning of the year to grab money, which made paul anderson, the director of Resident Evil series, see the way to make money, so he took advantage of the trend to play 3D. To put it bluntly, he just wants to follow the trend and raise prices to make money! It's a pity that Sony F35 camera and Cameron Kafa's 3DFusion camera system are not the same level at all. The story is really smelly. The elder brothers committed crimes against the wind, and finally they can only learn from others' bring disgrace to oneself! So it is not surprising that Ukrainian actress Milla Jovovich kills zombies sexily. Now, even if Japanese actress Mika Nakashima makes a guest appearance as a soy sauce and brings Mi Shuai Wentworth Miller from Prison Break to join us, she will reinterpret the mysterious protagonist brother in prison, but she is still just putting on a show to help cheat money!

This claustrophobic zombie fighting film is actually adapted from a game work, and it is always disgusting to hold high the pseudo-3D banner to circle money. The requirements of ordinary fans are very simple. At least there is a general plot, a decent star, a disgusting zombie, and the fighting action design is more fun and a bit scary. Knowing who is hitting who, who is who, and being able to keep up with movies such as dawn of the dead and Day 28, you can have fun. It happened that paul anderson, the Hollywood B-class director who directed The Soldier and the Death Race, was too absent-minded and perfunctory, and turned Biochemical 4 into a fragmented dog blood hodgepodge, even close to the dross such as The Promise, The Banquet and Prehistory in Ten Thousand Years. Can it be tolerated?

Pre-note: I lost ... put this article in Biochemical III ... Today, I had to be reminded by a friend, only to find that I had crossed it ... I feel extremely sorry for the students who saw this article in Biochemical III.

Generally, students who have seen this title, like to discuss the meaning of life in movies, or like warm films, or have high standards for the story connection of any movie, will know that it is time to retire-in fact, the students above should retire after watching the first part of this series, and they will come back screaming "The story is full of mistakes and omissions, all kinds of irrationality" and "The story is completely meaningless" without seeing the fourth part. It is the truth of "beating, killing and killing" and "being bored to sleep" (this is not looking for self-abuse), but because there have been some disputes with some students on the definition of cult recently (for example, some students insist that the so-called cult means that "the film will last for a long time and will only be shown in the cinema, so that fans can devote themselves to it like a religion and constantly explore its details and connotations", in order to avoid misleading, it is necessary to state it first. I am a child in the video age. I'm not picky about movies, just like eating out, I got them in light Jiangsu and Zhejiang restaurants. Go to Sichuan restaurant and eat hot pot harmoniously with Chongqing sister.

Even if there is nothing in a movie, as long as there is a strong rhythm, a soundtrack that sounds like a rock fan, a very generous explosion of plasma, and a beautiful woman who wears tights and wields two broadswords to cut off a person's head like a melon and vegetable, especially a goddess like Milla Jovovich (if she pounces on me ...), I will clench my fist and be very involved (the so-called "involvement" means jumping into my seat from time to time.

People who have seen the first two or three movies probably have a general understanding of the fourth movie. According to the plot (after all, cult is not an adult movie, it still needs a plot) and the plasma index, what they handed in is authorized. The director's expertise in making this kind of film with a bunch of people killed by monsters (not monsters) is already experienced. He has done it very carefully when cutting the lens. Either you cover it with fog, or you melt it in water, or you pull it underground and count it. This film can be regarded as the complete works of switching camera modes.

The scene is not gorgeous at the end, but mainly in front, probably to catch the audience's interest as soon as possible. This kind of fighting mainly combines the characteristics of The Matrix and Tearing Doomsday, plus a little floor exercise (or figure skating). CB used two guns as nunchakus in Tearing Doomsday. The method looks novel, but it is really strange to say. This time, it was much more natural to see Alice cut a pile with her hands. One is that tights are very helpful, and MJ is still committed to maintaining his figure on a standard with action credibility (if Salt wants to make a sequel, AJ must restore his figure to the time when she plays Laura, otherwise he will lose his arms and legs, not to mention credibility. At least the impact is much smaller. ) Women's hands and feet are proportionately longer than boys, so they need to stretch a little (and no one dares to give male stars a 360-degree spin in the air), and then cold weapons are more powerful than hot weapons, especially Taidao, and Gothic is even less in love (western ms nobody cares about this thing, which is mainly used for abdominal incision, and it is used as Xiao Li's flying knife).

In fact, I forgot all the first three specific things. Many years later, it was very pleasant to see the logo of the umbrella imitating the Japanese badge. Suddenly I felt too cartoon (not to mention that the Japanese name at the beginning was toshi, and I was Sparta at that time), and it didn't look like a big boss at all. Later, it appeared again and again, and I can only regard it as a kind of humor. Just in front of this sign, Alice's three doppelgangers also raised their knives to … sorry. Later, the fight with trolls, coupled with a lot of unreasonable slow motion, was a little reactive.

When Mi Shuai appeared in the specific environment of "prison", the French audience only gave a slight reaction (after all, watching American TV is not very popular here), but I was shocked. Because Prison Break has only seen one season, my first reaction was "This man looks familiar", and I didn't dare to recognize him after thinking for a long time-compared with the female classmates in the class, this male classmate is too smart about his body shape, especially there is a male classmate who wears a tight vest all day. Mi Shuai should be renamed "Mi Xiong". In addition, this classmate's acting skills are very funny. I don't know whether the director taught him or he came up with it himself. I should have gained each other's trust when I first met Alice. It stands to reason that the expression and tone should be sincere and sincere. At first, he was angry with others regardless of gender, race or age. I said you were charming and crazy, holding your voice down on purpose. No one believes that you are a good person. People only say you are a "murderer", but they don't say you are.

Besides, I haven't checked the score master. He is also a talent. Alice forced a "pop-pop" rhythm against the plane's footsteps on the beach, and I almost spit out a coke ~ ~ ~

These three points can be regarded as indispensable jokes in cult films.

Speaking of dissatisfaction, one thing is that this film somehow, the picture is too clean (all repaired later) to repair all the freckles on MJ's face! ! ! (I also studied the multiple makeup on the goddess' face for a long time, and finally decided that it was not entirely makeup, and the camera did something), so the dark atmosphere was much less. What's the story of such a clean and beautiful survivor wearing eyeliner? It can't compare with the first one.

Secondly, the heroine added too many golden fingers this time, and the fighting index was still high, but the fighting ability was not high, especially the last fight with big boss was too serious! ! ! We evil people just want to see the goddess' tights torn, and then hang some color on her beautiful face, and be kicked to the wall to hit a personal pit. As a result, the heroine didn't even have a chance to explode in the small universe (lift the table! ! ! ) This is totally inconsistent with the law of "the protagonist Xiao Qiang". Screenwriter: Have you read Japanese comics? ! !

Third, this is rhythm, rhythm. The underwater scene is too long and boring, and it is difficult for underwater technology to shoot intense scenes. I understood that I didn't even give a little trick in the middle, so three people slipped in one by one. Do you think this is a frog girl? ...

Finally, sigh time, this sword. "Nikita" and "The Fifth Element of LB" are the earliest action movies featuring women (Lao Lu still likes to use women as the leading role). The United States recently made Nikita into a TV series. The first female spy who played the leading role on the movie screen has now become a hybrid of Americans and Vietnamese with poor French, and the freckles of the goddess MJ have all been repaired ... what a fucking time!

Star rating: ★★★★

Resident Evil 4: The story of rebirth is still so bloody, but this time it is very entertaining. In addition to the good 3D effect, all kinds of cool scenes in the plot are simply copied directly from other films. In the visual effect of action fighting, the second part has 300 clips of fast and slow shots, instantaneous transfer in the matrix, bullet time and even trinity jumping out of the window. In the scene design, there is a 20 12 remake of the doomsday scene in Los Angeles. In Avatar, a plane is cloned, but in the character design, Alice and Claire are just a pair of Selma and Louise in oscar pistorius's upper body. In the zombie camp, Du Binquan Zombie Dog, Zombie with Worm Mouth and Axe Man are appetizers, and the ultimate popular villain of BOSS, Svik, is the focus.

For gamers, this one is much better than the first three, at least cool enough. The first is the lost underground hive laboratory, the second is raccoon city, which spreads the virus, and the third is Las Vegas in the desert, which also determines that the first is a thriller about claustrophobic indoor space, the second is an urban escape movie at night, and the third is a desert action movie. This rebirth from Tokyo to Los Angeles is still a sci-fi action movie. After the outbreak of the T virus, Los Angeles has a more sense of substitution than the desert Las Vegas, just as disaster films like to destroy new york. You can assume that replacing Los Angeles with Beijing or Shanghai is more interesting for people living there to believe in the terrorist effect.

At the beginning of the film, Alice destroyed the Tokyo headquarters of Umbrella Company. Alice is simply a female oscar pistorius. Even more deadly, she can use her brain like the third one. Reading power can destroy everything in an instant with one look. Although this deceptive trick has a 3D effect, it is really speechless. Even more speechless is Alice's cloned doppelganger. A few seconds after death, another one appeared, which was simply a super Saiyan. This is a group of Alice. An Alice can kill that bastard in one episode. This group of Alice is facing a Svik. Even if Svik is caught in the "matrix", he will lose. This battle is so unfair. Fortunately, director Paul Anderson stopped Alice and the Tokyo headquarters of Umbrella Company from blowing up in time, otherwise the next plot would be completely one-sided.

As soon as this exciting picture is over, the next story is your sleep and rest time. When Alice returned to Alaska and met Claire, they decided to go to Los Angeles to rescue others. It was not until the survivors decided to escape from prison that the director was lazy to save money. The plot is boring, and the only eye-catching thing is Mi Shuai Wentworth Miller's appearance in Prison Break and When Milla Jovovich is Ready to Take a Bath. Needless to say, Mi Shuai is one of the most familiar supporting roles. Jovovich was about to undress, and everyone thought that this girl with long legs and beautiful buttocks was going to perform a bathing scene in Snow Blind, only to remember that the director Anders was her husband! How can I let my wife sell herself! Fortunately, the next step is the emergence of male zombies with insect mouths, and the climax is really coming.

The whole action scene of the film is not necessarily intense, but it must make you feel cool and cool. There is nothing worth mentioning in the climax of this film. There are many zombies, but they are all used by the protagonist to practice marksmanship, and their attack ability is not worth mentioning. Although the number is large, it is definitely not the smell of death. Bug-mouthed man was killed as soon as he showed his disgusting appearance. For zombie dogs, this time, the main theme is not nausea, but also the shape of blooming heads. For the legendary axe man who is six feet nine inches tall, he is like an enhanced version of 300. The only contribution is that he made a good 3D effect with his axe. Watching Claire and Chris play Swick in the ultimate war, I think gamers will laugh. Even the glasses that Svik threw out after some narration were copied directly from the game. And this duel is also full of elements of the matrix.

Speaking of 3D special effects, domestic filmmakers have started shooting so-called 3D masterpieces, which inevitably makes people doubt the quality of the films. Sony F35 camera and Cameron Kafa's 3D fusion camera system must not be at the same level. Although 3D is a craze, following the trend is the specialty of domestic filmmakers. Sue can make a 3D version to make some money. What else can we say? Resident Evil 4: Regenerated 3D is really possible, but there is only 3D left. 3D images are not as enjoyable as those familiar action scenes! Don't forget, the key to the success of a movie is always a good story. Look at the legend of the white snake in Cheng Xiaodong. Donnie Yen provoked the Monkey King again. Tsui Hark redone his new Longmen Inn, renamed it Flying Sword in Longmen, and the new version of ghost stories directed by Ye Weixin, not to mention the painted skin 2 If You Are the One and the painted wall 2 Cai Lifo Cai Lifo Boxing. What's new? What about creativity? Is it just a little more 3D packaging?