Jokes suitable for tour guides to tell tourists.

I always felt dizzy and bored that summer. Arriving at the hospital, the doctor quickly prescribed a prescription. I calculated the drug price, which is more than 300 yuan. The doctor who took the medicine told me, "Take this medicine every two hours during the day, three tablets at a time. One * * * is the medicine for two weeks. " I had never seen such medicine, so I asked him, "Doctor, what's wrong with me? What is this medicine for? " The doctor really told me, "In fact, this medicine can't cure anything. What you need most now is to drink more water. "

It is said that two mental patients managed to escape from the mental hospital.

But when you get out of the door, you have to climb over the wall of 100 to reach the expressway.

They climbed 60 walls together. One of them was mentally ill and asked the other, "Are you tired, man?"

The other replied that he was not tired.

He said that it was very tiring. Let's keep turning.

When turning to the 99th wall, a psychopath asked another psychopath, "Are you tired, man?"

The other replied, "I'm tired! Let's go back! "

So they returned it. ......