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After 80, the man was paralyzed, and his mother-in-law advised the husband and wife to become one. The woman sneered: Where was he when I was confined?

In this world, besides affection, there are two kinds of emotions that people are most worried about, one is friendship and the other is love.

We have witnessed countless men and women in this world combine to form one family after another. There is a saying that husband and wife are United, and their profits are broken. This sentence is very reasonable, that is, if two people who love each other and know each other are willing to spend it together when they encounter difficulties, then the possibility of spending this difficulty will be greatly increased.

But some people will say that there is a saying that husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes.

Everyone in this world is an independent individual, and everyone's interests are also their own. So this sentence is not a big problem. So can the feelings in marriage stand the test of years and difficulties?

In fact, such examples abound in our lives. Some people will escape because of some small things when difficulties come, and some people are willing to stick to it for love. Can't say who is right or wrong, everyone has their own reasons, everyone has their own opportunities.

There is no real empathy in the world, so we should not comment on other people's experiences. Today we only tell you a simple story.

You know, in our life, many things are complicated, especially marriage. You are not a party, and you can't judge whether what he has done is right or wrong at any level.

There is a woman whose surname is Zhang. Although she said that she had a low education and only had a high school education, she managed a snack bar and worked hard for over ten years. Let her snack bar also become a popular snack bar in the city. When I first got married, Xiao Zhang's husband was a steady and honest man.

Because Xiao Zhang's husband is too honest, he is often bullied in the unit and has never been able to get the house allocated by the unit. At that time, Xiao Zhang's income was very meager. She works in a wool mill, and she also hopes that her family will get better and better. So she advised her husband, hoping that he would fight for the house like others. But he never listens. He thought it was just plain.

Until her daughter was born, the three of them were still crowded into a bungalow. It was not until Xiao Zhang really couldn't stand it anymore and went to the sea to do business himself that the situation at home gradually improved.

Xiao Zhang has been obsessed with his career and work for so many years, trying to make his family better and make more money.

However, her husband is an ordinary person. He doesn't have much ambition. His peers have all been promoted and made a fortune. Only he is willing to be an ordinary clerk in his own unit.

Not only that, her husband is also a lazy man, and he is unwilling to help when the oil bottle is knocked over.

As the days went by, there was nothing I could do. Neither mother-in-law nor mother can help Xiao Zhang, so they have to pay the nanny to send their children to school and cook for their daughters.

Originally, he thought that this kind of life could make do. Anyway, people's lives are so long. After his daughter goes to college, it is up to him to decide how to live. But sometimes God likes to play some fate jokes at this juncture, and Xiao Zhang's husband suddenly got facial paralysis.

It stands to reason that people like Xiao Zhang's husband don't have much entertainment, and they are still born after 80. How did he get facial paralysis for no reason?

It turns out that the reason for all this still comes down to his own bad habits. Xiao Zhang's husband has a hobby, which is playing cards very much. Every day after work, he will go to his friend's house to play cards and will play late into the night.

Xiao Zhang has long been used to this kind of life, so her husband will go to the study to sleep when he comes home in the middle of the night, and she doesn't know when he will come back.

One night, my husband came home and found that there was no hot water at home, but he was in a hurry to sleep, so he took a bath with cold water directly. When he slept, the window was not closed, and the wind blew on his head all night. But when he got up the next morning, he found something was wrong. He found himself suffering from facial paralysis.

Xiao Zhang's husband was very depressed after he got facial paralysis. Although the doctor told him that as long as he insisted on physical therapy and treatment, there was still hope of recovery. Xiao Zhang didn't care too much when her husband became like this. Her husband does every physical therapy.

Seeing this son's appearance, my mother-in-law heard about it and ran over. Tell Xiao Zhang that I hope Xiao Zhang cares more about her husband. If she encounters difficulties, the couple should face them together in Qi Li.

But at this time, Xiao Zhang didn't want to. She said that from the time I bought a house to the time I gave birth to a child, what was not my concern? Has your son taken care of it?

I go to do business early every morning, and I have almost no time for lunch. I am hungry. Did your son care about me?

As for what you said, husband and wife are United, and their profits are broken. When I was confined, did your son come to see me and accompany me?

At that time, the conditions at home were poor, and I couldn't afford a new moon, but he didn't want to cook and wash clothes for me. Even you said it was inappropriate for him to do these things as a big man.

Now I can support myself completely. I don't care if there are men in this family. For the sake of children's face, I didn't choose to divorce.

Mother-in-law didn't say anything when she heard this, because she knew that their relationship should have come to an end.

Forgive or not, in fact, sometimes only in an instant, whether the relationship has come to an end, we are not sure. We can't say who is right or wrong in this matter, but we must say that this person is not worthy of pity.