A cold joke to expose the truth of society

Political joke: the emperor's new clothes!

It is said that American imperialists reviewed the development of the international community in recent years and were deeply worried about the development of Emperor Hua. Suddenly, he came up with a plan to hold a global emperor's new clothes conference, and especially praised the emperor China. Emperors all over the world have mobilized the whole country to design and produce clothes that represent their national conditions and national strength, so as to show off at the new clothes conference! After being praised, Emperor China worked harder and designed a new suit for the emperor, which was even better than that designed by Andersen.

This day has finally arrived. The emperors gathered in the world, and the scene was spectacular. Everyone gets together to talk about it according to their respective regions and raises their heads to comment on it. Emperor China's new clothes attracted everyone's attention. Russian emperor, Korean emperor, Japanese emperor, Philippine emperor, Vietnamese emperor, Pakistani emperor, Indian emperor, etc. Around Emperor China, Emperor China was very happy, talking about the characteristics and success of clothes, which caused waves of applause.

At this time, the American emperor came over and echoed with everyone. Suddenly, the American emperor pointed his finger at Dihua's neck and said, Look, Dihua's collar is very distinctive. At that time, the Korean emperor next to Emperor China took the collar in his hand and observed it. Dihua "ouch" a loud cry, "how do you choke my neck? What do you want? What are you looking for? " Emperor Han got a fright and explained that he just wanted to touch the cloth of the collar, but he accidentally grabbed the neck of Emperor China. (The neck is like North Korea)

The American emperor then pointed to Dihua's belly and said that Dihua's buttons were very tasty. The Japanese emperor was very curious and pulled the button with his hand. "God, you have gone too far." Only the emperor China shouted again, "A little Japanese emperor dares to go straight into my heart. It really is too much of you. Be careful that I fuck you. " The Japanese emperor was dubious and explained that just press the button. Why are you so nervous? (The button is like a hooked fish island)

Before the debate was over, the American emperor pointed to Dihua's two legs and exclaimed loudly that he had never seen such distinctive pants. The emperors of the Philippines and Vietnam have long wanted to learn and have a look. They began to work together, each holding one leg. I saw Dihua suddenly tremble, hurriedly dodged to the side, and accidentally stepped on Buddy's foot. Emperor China apologized again and again, for fear of offending the only foreign emperor who could speak his mind, and promised to pay more than 200 million dollars on the spot. Emperors in the Philippines and Viet Nam were angry and felt insulted by Emperor China, but it was not convenient for the scene to erupt. (metaphor for the South China Sea issue)

American imperialists were overjoyed to see the appearance of Emperor China, but afraid of arousing the suspicion of Emperor China, they pointed to the sleeves of the Indian emperor and said that the sleeves of the Indian emperor were comparable to those of Emperor China. China, the emperor in the center of the emperor, can't accept it. He looked at the sleeve of the Indian emperor and said coldly, what material is far from it? The Indian emperor immediately grabbed Dihua's sleeve, and Dihua shouted, "How dare you touch my arm? ! You are just like Badi's fabric, how can you compete with me! " The Indian emperor was very unhappy. (India-Pakistan issue)

The atmosphere was once silent, and the American emperor took the lead in breaking it. "I'm sorry, Dihua, we are just curious. I hope you don't take it personally. In fact, whether the new clothes of Emperor China are good or not, you can comment, Russian emperor. Why not comment? " Seeing that the atmosphere was wrong, the Russian emperor quickly said, no, no! I remain neutral and don't make any comments. Emperor China was so angry that he thought, Boy, baiwenhang, you are neutral at the critical moment. Isn't this betrayal? (metaphor for Russian president's visit to China)

Finally, the United States announced that everyone voted for which country's emperor's new clothes are the most representative and lead the times, and the voting results came out. The United States was elected with a high vote and became a leader in fashion. Everyone voted for the American emperor as the only critic and appraiser in the fashion world, leading the global emperor to design and create new clothes.

After Dihua returned to China, he organized people to criticize those foreign emperors who deliberately fooled Dihua at the new clothes party, and threatened to impose export restrictions on their fabrics, leaving them with no clothes to wear. And put forward the slogan: instead of letting them have no clothes to wear, it is better to let the whole country go backwards for decades! (metaphor of nuclear war)

The American emperor smiled, happy and relieved. He has already begun to consider whether to hold the second emperor's new clothes conference.