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What is the relationship between Liu Bang and Cao Cao, and how did these characters come from the Three Kingdoms?

Do you know the relationship between Liu Bang and Cao Cao in Han Dynasty? Do you know who is the reincarnation of Liu, Guan and Zhang in the Three Kingdoms? Don't worry, it's a little informative. Listen to me slowly!

It is said that at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a scholar named Sima Yi in Sichuan, who was brilliant but frustrated and wrote many poems critical of reality.

One night, Sima Yi was drunk and took out a poem written a few days ago. He watched it several times and burned it angrily. He said, "They all say that I have gods three feet above my head. I have been diligent and studious all my life, and I have never done anything bad. Why are you so unfair to me? Even if I go to Yamaraja Hall, I dare to confront Yan Luowang! " Then I fell asleep.

At this time, the jade emperor was frightened and furious, and he wanted to clean up this little scholar who didn't know much about the world.

At the critical moment, Venus spoke for him. Isn't he afraid to see Yan Luowang? There are many old cases in the underworld. Let him break off diplomatic relations. If it is good, let him go to hell.

Si Mazhao came to the underworld, and the terrifying didn't mention it. He handed him a headache case for more than 350 years, waiting for embarrassment.

Look at Sima Yi's case of receiving goods

A case of killing a loyal minister:

Plaintiffs: Han Xin, Peng Yue and Ying Bu.

Defendants: Liu Bang and Lu Shi.

An example of bite the hand that feeds you:

Plaintiff: Ding Gong.

Defendant: Liu bang

Examples of usurping power:

Plaintiff: Qi Jia.

Defendant: Lu.

A murder case forced by danger;

Plaintiff: Xiang Yu

Defendants: Wang Yun, Yang,,, Lv Sheng, Yang Wu.

Sima Yi first tried to kill the loyal minister, and first brought Han Xin, one of the plaintiffs, to the stage.

Han Xin complained: "I helped Hanwang win the world and made great contributions. I only hope that I and my children and grandchildren will enjoy happiness! However, Liu Bang won the world and killed the donkey. He belittled me again and again. Lv Hou and Xiao He plotted to frame me for rebellion and destroy the three clans. It has been more than 350 years since then, and the grievances have not been settled. I hope that Yan Mingjun will break! "

Sima Yi said, "Since you are a marshal, how can you be reckless, bully and frame up, and how can you complain?"

Han Xin said unjustly, "I have a strategist, Kuai Tong, who never stopped with me and left halfway, which led to me!"

When he brought Kuai Tong, Sima Yi asked, "Why don't you do a good job as a strategist and run away halfway!"

Kuai Tong said, "Han Xin didn't listen to advice. He defeated Tian Guang, King of Qi, and became king on his own! "

Sima Yi looked at Han Xin and said, "Why don't you listen to Kuai Tong?"

Han Xin replied, "In those days, a fortune teller, Xu Fu, told me that his life expectancy was 72 years and he was successful, so he refused to recite Han. Who knows that he only lives to be 32 years old! "

When he was in Fulai Xu, Xu Fu complained, "The core monument of Han Xin's life is 72 years old, but he did four things to ruin his birthday."

Xu Fu went on to say, "When Han Xin abandoned Chu for Han, he got lost and met two woodcutter. The woodcutter showed him the way, but he was afraid of leaking the news and killed them. It takes ten years to kill a kind person. He was worshipped by Hanwang and Liu Bang, but he was humble and accepted it calmly. I was worshipped by you and lost my life for ten years. Tian Guang, King of Qi, was persuaded to surrender by Li Sheng. He had no fighting spirit and enjoyed himself every day, but Han Xin caught him off guard and succeeded. King Tian of Qi was furious and killed Li Sheng. You have made great achievements, but you killed Li Sheng and the people in the city and lost ten years of your life. At the beginning, in Jiulishan, he ambushed on all sides, killed millions of Chu soldiers and thousands of horses, forcing the king of Chu to commit suicide alone and Wujiang to commit suicide. The murder is too heavy and the life span is ten years. "

Han Xin was speechless: "It was Xiao He who lured me into the palace, and it was also Xiao He. Even if Xiao He is defeated, I am still unhappy. "

Xiao He came from Sima Yi, and Xiao He said, "When Hanwang was short of soldiers, I recommended Han Xin, which was a win-win situation. Later, I tricked Han Xin into entering the palace, also under the influence of Lv Hou. I am harmless to Han Xin's heart. "

Sima Yi said, "Han Xin's death is Liu Bang's fault! Merit is not rewarded, and it is amazing through the ages. " Put it aside.

Retrial: "What crime did you commit, and that Lu killed you?"

Peng Yue said unjustly, "I only have the credit, but I have no sin! I was called into the palace by Empress Lu when the Emperor Gaozu made a personal expedition. Lv Hou was very satisfied with my beauty. She wanted to marry me, but I refused. She became angry from embarrassment, killed me and chopped me into a paste. Gaozu returned to Korea and framed him for rebellion. I was wronged! "

After listening to this, Lu shouted injustice: "Don't listen to the one-sided words. How can there be women and frivolous men in the world? Obviously, he thinks I'm beautiful, and I didn't kill him for stealing vegetables! "

Peng Yue said: "No one knows that Lv Hou and Shen Shi have an affair in the Chu army, and no one knows that I, Peng Yue, are honest. How can I have these evil thoughts? "

Sima Yi listened: "What Peng Yue said is true, and Han Xin was divided together, waiting for revenge together!"

King Jiujiang said, "Han Xin and I will help Liu Bang win the world. One day, Lv Hou sent someone to give me an jar of meat sauce, but I ate my finger. I caught the policeman, tortured him and learned that Peng Yue had succeeded. I killed Alex in a rage, angered Lv Hou, and was executed as a result! "

Sima Yi was filled with emotion: "Three people are really unjust deaths, pitiful. Today, I decided to divide the Han world into three parts, and each of you will take charge of a country, making great contributions before I die! "

After the first trial, the second case of biting the hand that feeds you.

The plaintiff Ding sued: "I surrounded you on the battlefield in those days, and if you let me share the world equally, I will let you go. As a result, there is nothing in the world, you killed me! " I hope Yan Jun is responsible. "

Liu Bangdao: "Ding Gong loves Xiang Yu. You betrayed God for glory. I killed you to show future generations the results of disloyalty. "

Ding Gong refused to accept: "Ji Xin died in Xingyang, so he was a loyal minister, but he didn't get a gift. Xiang Bo and Fan Kuai drew their swords at the Hongmen banquet to save you. The first one without the last item. Why didn't he kill you? Give the surname Hou a change! " Liu bang was speechless.

Retrial the third case of usurping power.

The plaintiff, Mrs. Qi, cried, "When Emperor Xian of Han was surrounded and hid in my house, he got married and promised to have a son as a prince in the future, but it was so powerful that he killed my son, gouged out my eyes, cut off my limbs and died unsatisfied."

Sima Yi wrote down that the fourth murder case was tried again.

Defendant Xiang Yu said: "I fled to Wujiang, and I was forced to commit suicide. These six boys cut off my body to take credit! "

After all the cases were tried, Sima Yi pronounced: "Han Xin was reincarnated in the Cao family, named Cao Cao, and enjoyed half of his previous life. Liu Bang was the emperor of Han Dynasty, bullied by Cao Cao and split the country. Lv Hou continued to be the queen's servant, and was strangled by Cao Cao, who has avenged himself on the world. Ying Bu incarnates Sun Quan and Peng Yue incarnates Liu Bei, who jointly own the Han Dynasty. Kuai Tong was reincarnated as Zhuge Liang and Xu Fu as Pang Tong, who died at the age of 32 due to inaccurate fortune telling. Xiang Yu is Guan Yunchang, Fan Kuai is Zhang Fei, and the six people who divided Xiang Yu's body were transferred to Cao Jiang, and Guan Yu went through five customs and killed six generals to avenge his previous life. Mrs. Qi was reincarnated as Mrs. Liu Bei and Mrs. Gan, and her son Liu Ruyi was the emperor of this life. " There are still a bunch of people who have their own places, and the backlog of more than 350 years has finally been concluded.

After the verdict, Sima Yi said goodbye to Yan, suddenly turned over in bed, opened his eyes and told his wife about the underworld. I said to myself, "I'm afraid this life is here, and I will continue with you in the afterlife." Go to hell. During the Three Kingdoms period, Sima Yi and his wife were reincarnated as Si Mazhao and his wife. This anecdote is still circulating in the world! There is something to prove:

Half a day, Yamaraja judge clearly, grievances are even.

Persuade people not to do wrong, and people will be blessed.

Excerpt from Yu Shiming Yan

Volume 3 1 makes the underworld look like a broken prison.