Jokes are funny and short.

1, my wife went out to collect debts and returned empty-handed a few months later. The husband said angrily, "You are really incompetent!" The wife said disapprovingly, "although I didn't get the money, the boss's child was taken hostage by me!" " The husband was overjoyed and asked, "Where are you?" The wife patted her belly and said, "It's locked in! " .

My wife often says that if she wins the lottery one day, she will definitely not give me money, get divorced immediately and move abroad. She must not know that I have been buying lottery tickets with the same number as her for five years? See if she can still laugh then!

An employee bought a cup with "I want a raise" printed on it. Point these words at the boss at every meeting. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup, which said "fuck off".

4. Learn from me: Is the mayor of Nanjing called Jiangqiao? I said: no! The classmate said: Then when I took the train yesterday, I saw a big sign saying-Welcome to Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge! I am speechless!

5. A young woman took out the garbage, accidentally slipped in the garbage and was about to get up. She was held in her arms by an old man in rags. The old man said with emotion: people in the city just can't live, and such a good daughter-in-law said no.

6. One day, a barber beat a candied haws seller and went to the police station to ask the barber: Why do you sell candied haws? The barber said, * * *, I was perming my hair in the house, and he shouted "burn it" outside.