A joke about two people who have a secret crush.

There are no simple jokes in this world. Behind every joke, in fact, there are more or less intentional elements. It is precisely because this statement is too critical, too stubborn, and can't open the mouth, so I will use jokes and focus on the past in a daze. I have met many people who are "joking" and sweet talk, either afraid of being rejected or afraid of being seen through. Just because I am worried that there will be no result, I quietly bury my thoughts, just don't want to pass you by like this. I hope every woman can understand the love behind the jokes: only a man who has a crush on you can have these four "jokes" with him. Don't be silly, don't be sensible!

0 1 "Who can marry you in the future? What a blessing. "

Men always want to be with their crush queen when they have a crush, but they are all rational about love and often dare not express their crush, just because you are an excellent existence in his heart. If a man often teases, "The boy who married you later is very lucky. I hope I have such good luck. " That means he has deep feelings for you. He wants to be the person you spend your life with, but he is worried that he is not good enough and is stagnant.

If only you had been there.

Whether in life or at work, boys are usually more tenacious. No matter whether he is lonely or at a loss, he won't talk to others casually, but if a person spends too long, he will inevitably feel lonely in his heart. If a man often says, "If only you had been around then. With your company, I won't be so lonely, so lonely. " Then it means that he has long been nostalgic for himself. This is not a simple joke, but there are huge emotions hidden in it.

You are so kind to her that you are not afraid of my losing my temper.

When a man is full of love for himself, he usually breeds an infinite desire for exclusivity from his heart, and even hopes that there is only one opposite sex around you. In fact, a man's caution doesn't matter much, because love is unique and there is no room for a third party to intervene. If you have other friends of the opposite sex around you, he will always joke, "You are so kind to her, aren't you afraid that I will lose my temper?" If you coax me now, I will forgive you, or I will cut off contact for three minutes! "What do you think he is playing a prank, but you really feel uncomfortable when you don't know him.

04 "What do you think of me?"

This is also a witty "joke", but different people and different pictures have different meanings. When a man says such a thing to you, whether he says it casually or not, he must like you, otherwise he can't test you. A seemingly casual joke is actually that he has been planning it for a long time. I hope you can get your opinion of him like that, and then you can look forward to your next step.

Emotional message: although boys sometimes seem nervous, they will become considerate when they meet feelings. All joking tests are real tests; All banter and evasion are the main manifestations of humility. They are worried that once they confess, they will not even be qualified to make friends, so they have to test you with jokes and love you deeply in the name of friends. If a man often tells these four jokes, but a woman still pretends not to understand them, it is not that she really doesn't understand them, but that she politely refuses them.