Are there any funny phrases in English that express surprise? Urgent! !

Bank holidays is not a bank holiday, but a public holiday. In Britain, national holidays are called bank holidays. It may be that the bank is too close to the British and indispensable to life, so the National Holiday Bank is closed, so it is called bank holidays Gambling Company. Not necessarily a bookseller. It may be that the calligrapher's adulthood is not the arrival of the times, but crow's feet is not crow's feet. It is the crow's feet studio, not the studio, but the living room, which is also called the living room in Britain, mainly for the ordinary class. The living room of the rich and noble is called the living room, but it has nothing to do with painting here. In the past, the aristocratic living room was a place where men spoke loudly, and women and children generally avoided it. So the studio is actually short for evacuation room. Flat feet are not flat feet, but they may be at a loss. Flat feet are quoted as flat feet. Flat-footed people's arches are in direct contact with the ground, which is not conducive to walking, so flat feet are often used to express clumsiness and confusion. The fourth real estate is not the fourth real estate, that is to say, journalists or reporters are full of energy, but they are full of energy. Gray matter is not gray, but gray matter on the surface of cerebral cortex ... The brain is white matter, that is, white mung beans are not mung beans. It's a mung bean hard shoulder, not a hard shoulder, but a shoulder. Headhunting is no longer the headhunting habit of cannibals in the past, but the popular "poaching" behavior. Heavy responsibility is not heavy responsibility, but durable love for horses, not horses. It is a topic that others have long been tired of listening to, but they are never tired of it. Industrial action is not industrial action. It's a strike or something The labor of love is not trapped by love, but something that is done for hobbies without regrets. Milk run is not that the milk is used up, but that your plane or train will stop at many stations. It's not necessarily moonlight, it may be moonlight, or a bad idea. Sofa, sofa, psychologist, sofa. When seeing a psychiatrist, the stool where the patient lies and talks is also called couch, so couch also means seeing a psychiatrist. Spend a few months studying childhood trauma on the sofa. It means "spend a few months to see a psychiatrist and explore the trauma of childhood" Free delivery is not free "smuggling", but free mailing. These are all my own collections, too many to be separated. How useful!