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Looking for some light and funny novels
"The Ancient Journey of Hunting for Beautiful Men"
It was so funny that I laughed so much that my brother asked me what was wrong. There were two parts, one and two, that made me laugh out loud
It is about a woman who travels through time and grabs something, which is a Joan of Arc hymen. In the ancient novel, the heroine is pretty but not outstanding, but extremely narcissistic, super narcissistic, super narcissistic, super super narcissistic
If it’s not funny, beat me to death! ! ! ! ! !
"The Evolution of the Naughty Queen"
It is also very funny and a bit shocking. The heroine is a pervert
"The More, the Better"
The reincarnation is here In ancient time and space, I thought I could finally be a rice insect with peace of mind. Unexpectedly, I found out that my father did not love me and my mother did not love me. I had no choice but to rely on myself and start a business with hard work.
"Gold, houses, shops, children, handsome men! The more, the merrier!"
"What did you say!" Someone was on the verge of going crazy.
"Haha!" He smiled guiltily, "I said, 'I only want a good husband.'"
Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel" (Super Classic)
Mint tea and pear blossoms are white
I swear: If there is a next life, I will never eat big meat and drink in a big bowl (Author: You think you are a product of Liangshan!), and swear to be a lady. in the end. . .
This is what happened: My boyfriend who I had been dating for 3 months and 1 day suddenly realized his conscience on a dark and stormy night and decided to save the earth. With the noble principle of "If I don't go to hell, who will?" The revolutionary spirit decided to propose to me without hesitation, and I don’t know which fool’s advice I listened to but actually put the diamond ring in my favorite peach ice cream~ Under his eyes of infinite expectation, I looked innocent, pure and kind. I scooped up a big mouthful of ice cream with a spoon and swallowed it down at lightning speed... In a lightning-fast slow motion moment, I saw his little eyes twinkling with expectation suddenly magnified geometrically ( People usually call it a look of horror), and then everything goes dark...
The most depressing time travel in history: Some people travel through a car crash, some people jump from a building, some people travel while sleeping, some people travel through illness... And I—— I actually got choked by a diamond engagement ring and passed through. I was so ashamed~ I was lucky in my misfortune. It is said that I passed through to a good family...
My soul is in ancient times
She is one year old , he was four years old——
When she finally had teeth, she couldn’t wait to hug him and bite him with all her strength.
"Sister, kiss me! Kiss me!"
In less than three days, the whole village knew that she had kissed him, and her reputation was stained from then on.
She was two years old and he was five years old——
She pointed to the starry sky and said to him: "It is a big black cloth with many small bugs and bites. "
He actually said: "Really! My sister is so smart!"
She is three years old and he is six years old——
She said to him who was picking up her favorite green bamboo shoots: "Did you know that the food we eat is made from feces and urine!"
The chopsticks froze and she took them back. All the green bamboo shoots went into her stomach, but he ate the sweet-scented osmanthus cake for three days.
She was four and he was seven -
She took a shower with him and he asked her why he had a penis and she didn't.
She told him very seriously: "No one has this. This is a redundant thing. If others see it, they will cut it off."
Since then, he has raised It became a good habit to take a bath alone and not let servants wait on you.
......
This novel absolutely subverts traditional thinking. The innocent and conservative sister is not allowed to enter; the future flowers of the motherland are not allowed to enter; the male chauvinists are not allowed to enter; and finally, the male gender is not allowed to enter.
Qing Wanli
Her After all, he is a good boy who has received advanced education in the 21st century. Even if he has never thought about dedicating his life to the motherland, he does not have the selfless spirit of Uncle Lei Feng, let alone the advanced ideas of communism...
Good Well, she admits that she still owes two months of tour fees and has not paid it, but... But there is no need to treat her like this, right? Just send her back to feudal society to enjoy a life sentence of class struggle?
Mommy Ah, is it necessary to teach her vividly why everyone should sing about socialism?
Now, it’s okay, just sell your body and bury your father and go to work for the enemies of the class struggle. From time to time, you can still She has to endure the expressions of a group of wives and concubines. It turns out that what the textbook said about the rich wine and meat smell is true. God, she vowed to love history from today on, can you just let her go back...
It's all It’s funny, I think the first one is the best! ! ! !
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