The master accidentally made a joke.

A long time ago, when I was using win98, my system crashed once. Because I am a computer idiot, my friend introduced me to a master to help me repair my computer.

He looked at the computer and asked me if I had 98 discs. I said no.

He thought for a moment and asked me to bring him the landline. I want to repair the computer. What do I need a phone for? But I am an expert, and I can't say anything, so I unplugged the phone and gave it to him.

He connected the empty end of the telephone line to the jack of the computer, then entered dos, and then began to press the key on the phone. He pressed the key quickly, but only pressed two keys, 0, 1. I don't understand the use of this, but I dare not ask. After watching for more than half an hour, he kept pressing these two keys, and I gradually got sleepy. I asked him how long it would take.

When I woke up, I saw that more than four hours had passed. I got up and went to the next door. I saw him debug in 1998. After a while, he said, you try. I use it in a chair. It's really great. I didn't understand computers at that time. I thanked others and left.

Later, I gradually learned about computers, and finally learned that the master at that time compiled a 98 system in machine language. Later, I asked my friend where the master was. My friend said that he went to America a few years ago and never heard from him again. ....

A long time ago, when I was using winXP, the system crashed once. Because I am a computer freeloader, my friend introduced me to a master to help me repair my computer.

He looked at the computer and asked me if I had an XP installation disk. I said no.

He thought for a moment and asked me to bring him an empty DVD burner and a needle. I want to repair the computer. Why do I burn DVD burners and needles? But I can't say anything, because I am an expert, so I brought him a DVD burner.

He poked the needle at the burning disc. He poked quickly, but only deeply or shallowly. I don't know what this is for, but I dare not ask. After watching it for more than half an hour, he has been poking at the DVD burner. I'm a little sleepy. I asked him how long it would take. He said it would take several hours. I poured him a cup of tea and went to sleep next door alone.

When I woke up, I saw that more than four hours had passed. I got up and went to the next door. I saw him debugging in Xp, and installed office, photoshop, Thunder, World of Warcraft and other software ... After a while, he said, you try. I use it in a chair. It's really great. I didn't understand computers at that time, so I thanked others and left.

Later, I gradually got to know the computer, and finally learned that the master at that time carved a single-sided and double-layered DVD with a needle, and the installation programs of Xp, office, photoshop and World of Warcraft were all engraved in it. Later, I asked my friend about the whereabouts of the master. My friend said that I had not heard from him since I went to Germany a few years ago. ....

A long time ago, when I was using winXP, I accidentally put D in a box. Because I am a computer freeloader, my friend introduced me to an expert to help me recover the data.

He looked at the computer and asked me if I had a backup of Ghost. I said no.

He thought for a moment, asked me to bring him a magnet, and asked me what was in disk D. I wanted to repair the computer, but I was an expert, so I gave him the magnet and told him that my D disk was full of Naruto animations.

He took the hard disk apart and drew a circle on it with a magnet. He draws circles quickly, but I don't know what it is for, unless he touches or doesn't touch it, but I dare not ask. After watching it for more than half an hour, he kept drawing circles on the hard disk, and I gradually got sleepy. I asked him how long it would take. He said it would take several hours. I poured him a cup of tea and went to sleep next door alone.

When I woke up, I saw that more than four hours had passed. I got up and went to the next door. I saw him debugging on disk D, which was full of Naruto cartoons. After a while, he said, you try. I use it in a chair. It's really great. I didn't understand computers at that time. I thanked others and left.

Later, I gradually got to know the computer, and finally realized that the master at that time used magnets to write data directly on the hard disk, and with amazing memory, I wrote all the cartoons of Naruto on the hard disk. Later, I asked my friend about the whereabouts of the master. My friend said that I had not heard from him since I went to England a few years ago. ....