Stand at attention joke

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My boy once chatted with a girl on the third day of this year. I asked her, "Why do you girls like squatting to pee so much? Is it cool? " She said, "Girls can only squat to pee, okay? Then let me ask you: Why do boys pee standing up? You answer! ! "Ha ha, I thought she must let me answer:" Boys can only stand, okay? " However, she was so naive that she was all wet-I confidently said to her, "You don't know this. Boys are all-around players. They like to stand and squat, and they can do whatever they want ... "-She was very surprised and her mouth opened wide-she said," It's amazing! Brother, can you also teach me to pee standing up? " I shouted, "Attention! Stop! Look at me! " She did, standing straight, staring at me with bright eyes, afraid to blink. I touched her head and said, "Hmm! Not bad! Very energetic! You are very self-motivated and worthy of praise! ! "She snickered happily, and then I said to her sadly," You are very motivated in your studies, but with your qualifications, it is difficult to achieve great things. I can't teach you! " She said to me a little anxiously, "You must teach me. In return, I will teach you to squat and pee!" " "I said to her," didn't I tell you? I knew for a long time that I had to pee while squatting. At least when I was four years old, I didn't have to take off my pants when squatting. Just take out the meat stick, ............ "She looked at me blankly and asked," What meat stick? Can I eat? " I said, "Er ... @ #! $ @ #% # $ $ ............, "she said." Can I borrow it? " I was speechless at once! Take it!