Children's double reed script

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Children's Double Spring Play (1)

June 1 day is a festive day.

A: We play the double reed.

B I will say later,

I'll shoot the baiwenhang in front!

Why is B a baiwenhang?

A (picks up the puff from the chair and puts white powder on each eye) Does it look like a baiwenhang to you?

B hee hee! I'll braid your hair, (braid your nails with a rubber band)

Why don't you talk in the back and I'll play in the front?

You play what I say.

A Isn't it easy? However, it is mainly the people in front who play the double reed, and anyone in the back can play it!

B: According to you, that person in the back is not important?

A: The audience can't see you anyway!

B: Then I'll just chat in the back.

A: I can also act!

B shall we start now?

(A sits down, B hides behind the chair, A applauds)

B: When I was sitting on the stage, people said I was good-looking! Study hard! Great health! Smart again! And obedient! Alas! There are too many advantages! What? Can you sing? Are you kidding? This is my specialty! Listen, I'll give you a passage:

Mm-hmm (A clears his throat)? Doll and bear dance, jump, jump, one two one, they are dancing in a circle, jump, jump, one two one? Chinese cabbage, er, er, er ~ The field is yellow, er, er, er ~? Swallow, dressed in flowery clothes, comes here every spring ~ ~ ~ ~ (A looks at the back in amazement) ~ ~ (A is out of breath, and when B makes a noise, A quickly perks up) ~ ~ (A collapses to the ground)?

A: (Angry) Come out! Come out! (B) Are you trying to suffocate me?

Can't you act out everything you say?

So you stretched your voice? I almost choked to death! If you don't sing, let's change to something else!

Change what?

Shall we change it? (thinking) telling stories? Tell jokes? By the way, let's set off firecrackers!

B: (Scared) No, no, no, how unsafe is it to set off firecrackers?

Aren't we performing? !

Oh ~ let's set off firecrackers!

A: Please! (Clap your hands)

Today is really boring. TV is full of advertisements. Anyway, the homework has been finished. Let's go out and set off firecrackers for a while!

(A takes out his pocket and pretends) Let go first! (Ignition) Z ~ ~ ~ (A Take it away quickly) Peng ~ ~ Great ~ (Applause) Fun! (takes out his pocket again and lights it) One more! This ~ ~ (A took it quickly, but it didn't ring, and A took it close to check) This ~ ~ (A took it quickly, but it didn't ring, and A took it close to check) This ~ ~ (A took it quickly, but it didn't ring, and A took it close to check) Great! ! (a) Jumped up and fell to the ground! )

A: (Angry) Come out! Come out! (B) Are you trying to blow me up? (turning his head angrily)

B: (Please push A) Don't get angry (give A a ride) Calm down! Don't blame me for messing with you behind your back! (A turns to listen to B) So, the double spring must be two people actively cooperating!

A: That's true. It seems that I really can't act alone!

B: Yes, unity is great strength!

A: Don't tell me, I did this program today, and I got something!

Really?

A: I realized a truth!

B: What's the point?

A: I found that no matter what I do, I have to help each other and cooperate with each other to get things done well!

Don't tell me, you have made great progress today!

A: (making a fist salute) I'm flattered!

B: (making a fist salute) Where where!

A: (making a fist salute) Admit it!

B: (making a fist salute) I dare not!

After the performance, it's time for us to go!

B: Don't worry, I still have one important thing to announce to you before!

A: (curiously) What is it?

B: (taking a big step forward, clearing his throat, putting his hands behind his back, making out) My friends (looking back at A, say it quickly) My name is xx. (A) Hurry up and pull B) Don't forget me!

Have you finished your meal?

Children's Double Spring Play (2)

A: The actor in front plays better than me and looks better than me. Why don't I perform a set of boxing? Ah! ?

Oh, my God! Stop, stop. What are you doing with your little body?

A: Why?

Aren't you afraid of breaking your leg?

Am I like paper?

I'm not bragging. You are a little thin. I can blow you into the audience by force!

A: Yo-ho! Come and blow!

I'm just kidding you. This is a theatrical performance. What do you practice? How about the two of us perform the double reed?

A: Double spring?

Do you know what a double reed is?

A: Who doesn't know this? The double reed performance is performed by two people surnamed Huang.

B: Is everyone surnamed Mao?

A: Double hair show, then.

B: What about those surnamed Zhu?

Do you perform with Shuangzhu?

B: ok, three surnames add up? Yellow pig? Show! Come on, yellow pig, let's start the show!

A: Who is the yellow-haired pig? The net is wrangling! More specifically, what is the performance of the double spring?

B: What's this?

A: The latter actor said that the former actor acted according to what the latter actor said. What should I do? Double-major one person? It's called a double spring.

B: Then can you act?

I'm afraid I will. Shall we practice here? How's it going?

B: No problem!

A: Ah ah? (pointing to the back)

What do you mean?

A: Squat in the back.

B: Why should I go to the back?

A: Because I can perform better than you! Rub it on your face and call it powder. Besides, squatting in the back can't even record the video.

B: Good! Face powder! Shit! (b) once white)

Answer: (Sit down) Cough (the effect of waking the wood, the double spring begins)

B: My name is Deng Bao Xiao. I am in good health! Nickname? Fleas? , jump very high! (Jumping up) How about I run? Knock on the door. Knock on the door. Knock on the door. ? (turning around) I jump? Hey! Hey! Hey! ? Do I run? Knock on the door. Knock on the door. Knock on the door. ? I jump? Hey! Hey! Hey! ? (starts to accelerate, B comes out from behind the chair) I run? Knock on the door. Knock on the door. Knock on the door. ? I jump? Hey! Hey! Hey! ? Me? Knock on the door. Knock on the door. Knock on the door. ? Me? Hey! Hey! Hey! ? I jump! I run! I jump! I run! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Onomatopoeia words should have a sense of rhythm and gradually speed up the speech)

A: Huh? All right, all right, I won't jump!

B: What's the matter?

Where did you train me to hurdle? You're training a German shepherd! I can't stand it!

B: Didn't you brag that you have acting skills?

A: (bowing back) This guy is unkind, so I will torment him. Come on, come on, this time you have a Donald duck looking in the mirror.

What do you mean?

A: It's your turn to show your face.

B: What's the big deal?

Come on, I'll dress you up, too (A blushes; b) Beautiful!

B: Hehehe? (Appearance) (Ahem, double beginning of spring)

If I don't leave, you'll kill me!

A: OK!

Children's Double Spring Play (3)

In this happy festival, I want to congratulate all our first-year students on joining the Young Pioneers. To express my excitement, I will give you a performance.

Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you! Hello everyone! Hello everyone!

Who are you? Come here to make trouble!

B: My name is Huang. Today, I'm going to show you a double spring.

A: Double spring? Do you know what a double reed is?

I really don't know. Then tell me what a double reed is.

A: Double springs, right? One egg and two yolks? .

B: What a mess.

Just kidding. In fact, to put it simply, the double reed means that one person speaks in the back and one person plays in the front. You can't say what you want to play, and you can't act what you say. Can you do it? Say to learn a person? .

B: After listening to what you have said, I dare say that these two reeds are very knowledgeable. Why don't we perform for you?

Well, how about giving it a try?

B: Lao Huang, I am 33 years old and weigh over 330. I don't know why I am so heavy! The food at noon today is really delicious, with meat and soup. I took a bite of meat, soup, meat, soup, meat. Me? Ouch, stomachache, toothache, leg pain, headache, foot pain, itching. . . . .

A: Scratch when it itches!

No, you can't talk.

A: I'm out of breath when I go down!

B: Why don't we change it?

A: Just change one. Who's afraid of who?

I have to dress up first.

A: As the saying goes, clothes make the man, and horses make the saddle. He doesn't look good if he doesn't dress up. If he's dressed up, hum, just watch.

Oh, that's great.

B: OK? It's up to you this time.

A: You can learn anything I say, but don't. You can't learn what I said.

No matter what you say, I will learn. Why can't I come?

A: You see, he has to listen to me for this slap. He does whatever I tell him to do.

Already: don't believe it? I'll give you a try.

Answer: Stand up, close your eyes, extend your right hand, thumb, point back, open your mouth, put it in your mouth, bite, bite, bite hard.

Fuck you, I'm crazy.

Didn't you listen to me?

B: Whatever you say! I perform once today, bite a finger, the next performance, bite a finger again, a few more times, my hand will become army of one.

A: Don't be angry! I just want to see if you can act. It's official now.

B: Come on.

See what I can do to him. (to the audience)

The sun in the sky? Big, big, big.

I'm on the ground? Hot, hot, hot.

I took out my handkerchief to wipe my sweat,

Drink a glass of cold water to clear the fire,

Take off your coat and blow,

Pull down the tie and let it cool;

The cold wind blows, the snowflakes float,

I jumped with cold,

What is wrong with me? I don't have burns. I'm at a loss. I should fight.

A: I reached out my right hand and hit my left face. I reached out my left hand and hit me on the right face.

A: Put out your right hand and hit your left face.

A: Put out your left hand and hit your right face.

A: Hold out your right hand, hit your left face and hold out your left hand.

Answer: Come back, it's not over yet!

B: I'll be a pig's head if I keep fighting.