Please help me explain the meaning of each of the most subtle jokes in history (Baidu search)

2. An adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the garage and asked his boss why.

There are so many beautiful cars, the boss told him. I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can follow him.

Here, you can choose a car to drive away here. If you can't, leave your car. Many people can't do it, so. . he

I thought what a five-year-old could do was impossible, so I gave it a try. The boss took him to a room.

There is a beautiful beauty on the face. The child kissed her and he kissed her in return. Then the child touched the beauty again.

The whole body, he followed, and the third thing, the child took out his little brother and bent it three times. . . . .

Children don't work hard. Adults should work hard! Adults can't bend over!

One day, a gentleman went to buy underwear for his wife. Because he has never bought underwear for his wife, he doesn't know which size to buy!

After chatting with the clerk for a long time, the clerk had to describe the fruit!

Shop assistant: papaya? ! Sir: No! Don't!

Shop assistant: apples? ! Sir: No, no, no.

Shop assistant: Lotus mist? ! Sir: smaller!

Shop assistant: eggs? ! Mr. Wang said happily: Yes! Yes! Yes!

When the clerk understood and turned to get the underwear, the man suddenly shouted, Miss, wait a minute! It's fried

They all describe his wife's breasts!

It is said that Snow White and Cao live in a big forest. One day, Snow White finally could not bear the loneliness. She grabbed Xiao Pi's head and said, "Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth again, tell a lie again …" After saying this for a thousand times, the princess released Xiao Pi.

Because when you talk, you should kiss your lips forward!