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Ask the TV version of the soldier assault diversity story introduction, not the original!

first episode

The war took place on a gloomy morning, and our first line of defense was torn apart at night.

A four-member detachment of our army carried out the operation code-named "Silence", lurked in the strategic points of the enemy's attack, stood by and appeared behind the enemy. After finding the enemy's command center, command heavy missiles to strike accurately at a long distance, and completely contain the enemy's second wave of offensive.

In the underground of a steel plant, shells shook the earth overhead, and four soldiers with live ammunition squatted here.

The high-intensity war devours the manpower and material resources of both sides, and the complex war suddenly becomes simple-whoever can launch the second wave of effective offensive first will be the winner.

In July, the captain searched the ground, Xu Sanduo and Cai Cheng were on alert, while Wu Zhe conducted electronic monitoring and remote communication.

Wu Zhe sends a trunking code signal: S 1 calling fist, S 1 calling fist.

A supersonic fighter-bomber roared in the clouds, dropped the bomb and disappeared into the clouds.

An invisible light shone on the target and was immediately discovered by the enemy. The enemy rushed to the team from the hidden underground exit, and the reaction speed was amazing.

Successfully stopped the enemy with a sniper rifle.

The gunfire suddenly thinned, and the ground-penetrating missile flew over the target at a speed of nearly 1000 meters per second and dived vertically.

Suddenly there was a dull explosion, and large pieces of reinforced concrete splashed out of the hole, shaking the earth.

Jumped up in July: retreat! Xu Sanduo, cover me!

Xu Sanduo covered others to retreat and climbed between the supports, but there was a crack in front. When the enemy approached, Xu Sanduo had to jump up with a gun in his hand.

As a result, there is only a thin line between the landing site and Xu Sanduo Falls. ...

Three people are still running in July, and the steel mill has become the prospect behind him.

July order: verification.

Wu Zhe collapsed to the ground: the enemy ... the enemy's command ability still exists.

July Roar: Make it clear.

Wu Zhe: Their backup system is activated ... The enemy will launch a second attack before us! ! !

Xu Sanduo lay motionless between the waste walls of the factory, half his face buried in a puddle.

The second episode

When Jesus was born, there might be angels coming, but when Xu Sanduo was born, only the barbarians in the countryside were eager to see him.

Dad Bai Xu hurried back to the field and announced to a group of neighbors: It's a son again! Call Xu Sanduo!

1984, the boss Xu was eighteen years old. Dad asked Le Yi to go to the county people's armed forces department to take part in the conscription physical examination. When he left, he took out two dollars from the bottom of the box and gave it to Le Yi. Le Yi was eliminated without a doubt. When Le Yi was beaten, Helsanduo watched happily.

1989 When Hull turned eighteen, his father asked him to go to the county people's armed forces department for a physical examination. When he left, he took out five dollars from his bag and gave Hull an exhortation: Save the flowers, your boy is not studying well, so it's time to go to the army for training. Hull was also eliminated in the first round.

1995, more than 30 years old 18 years old, old and helpless father gave more than 30 yuan: the family is poor, you are too stupid to do farm work. You'd better go to the army to save money, and maybe you can find a job after demobilization-there are too many children. ...

Perhaps the sad soldier won, and Xu Sanduo passed the inspection.

Being a soldier in 1995 was not so casual, and there were home visits after the physical examination.

The village party secretary's home is crowded with people like weddings and funerals. Everyone asked Shi Jin, the squad leader of the army who came up for a home visit, and Shi Jin was sweating like a pig. The son of the village chief became a hero by memorizing the manuscript written by the school teacher in advance, and answered one set after another to defend the country.

Xu Baishun went home to drink and buy food. He and Sanduo went to ask the teacher how to learn the rhetoric of defending the country.

History today wiped the sweat, was led by the township party to Xu Sanduo's house, but still a face of rare and unwilling.

Xu Sanduo has an amazing memory. In ten minutes, he memorized the special draft for conscription written by the teacher.

The home visit hasn't been carried out yet, and the table has been served. Helpless Shi Jin had to make a home visit at the dinner table.

Dad was soon overwhelmed by the branch secretary, and all his boasting turned into enlightenment: turtle son was timid ... turtle son turned right ... turtle son participated in his plan to get rich. Xu Sanduo was tongue-tied. The squad leader Shi has been thinking about how to repay this scratching soldier.

Monitor Shi Jin asked Xu Sanduo: Do you want to be a soldier? Xu Sanduo said he wanted to, very much.

Why?

When I become a soldier, my father will never call me turtle son again. Call turtle son, I can't hear you either.

This reason made the monitor Shi frown for a long time.

Xu Sanduo strongly recommended himself, saying that my junior high school education made me, and my high school diploma was actually bought by water. He tried to cheat me in junior high school.

Xu Sanduo says I run fast. Don't believe me, I'll show it to you now.

The monitor looked at Xu Sanduo hopefully: Can the words "China People's Liberation Army" make you have any special ideas?

I just recited the earlier manuscript, but Xu Sanduo forgot all about it when he got nervous.

The monitor encouraged Xu Sanduo guiltily: Actually, you are good, which reminds me of my time as a soldier. I'm stupid, even more stupid than you-but the army now is different from before, there are many things to learn, and I have a high school education or above ... I must be responsible for the army. ..... In fact, you can do many meaningful things without being a soldier.

Xu Sanduo cried and said, I have to do many, many meaningful things.

Xu Baishun angrily hit Xu Sanduo again.

Shi Jin stopped Xu Baishun, and what he just said reminded him of his memories. Coupled with the strong local wine, Shi Jin said something that he would regret for several years in the future: old-timer, it may not be a good thing to want him, but you have to practice hard. He is my soldier, you can beat your son, but you can't beat my soldier, and you can't call my soldier turtle son any more. ...

I found a lot of nostalgia when I left, and Hull was leaving-Xu Sanduo went to carry a gun, but he didn't have one, but he didn't want to dig any more.

Episode 3

The whistle of the stuffy jar car rang, and Xu Sanduo put on a military uniform without a title, ready to go by car-only Dad would deliver it. The car was about to leave when Xu Sanduo in the stuffy jar car suddenly discovered the success around him-success eventually became a soldier.

When the wheels started, my father tore at two gangsters who were picking fights under the car and shouted to the carriage: Son, do a good job in the army.

At night, the car shook people dizzy and sleepy. The monitor is doing a job of boosting morale in the sound of sneering, and introducing that the army he is going to is an army with a long history.

Early in the morning, Xu Sanduo was awakened by a shocking sound outside the car that she had never heard before. The door was opened from the outside. At this time, the thick barrel of a tank was close at hand, almost coming from the outside-Xu Sanduo, the first to respond, raised his hand over his head like a block of wood.

Gao Cheng, the company commander outside the car, ran angrily: What's that soldier doing? Play the captive!

The recruits have just caught up with the division's battalion change.

Shi Jin found the armored transport vehicle 70 1, which will be replaced by the 86-type tracked infantry fighting vehicle. Wu Liuyi, the class assistant, is cleaning the vehicle. Wu Liuyi told him that a new barracks would be set up for these recruits. The company commander was transferred to the company commander of Xinbinglian, Shi Jin was transferred to the platoon leader, and he was transferred to the squad leader himself.

The life of the recruits passed quickly. In three months, Xu Sanduo learned to kick and salute, ask for leave to report for duty, and also understood that mules or horses are extremely important in the barracks.

Become a backbone and become a temporary class vice president. Unfortunately, Xu Sanduo, who was assigned to Class 6/KLOC-0 in May, was stunned by these benefits. The more he is afraid of making mistakes, the more he makes mistakes.

Gao Cheng went to class when he was free. Wu Liuyi wanted to participate in Xu Sanduo's book, but she was repeatedly moved by the history platoon leader. In the ranking appraisal, Gao Lianchang mentioned the new equipment of the armored reconnaissance company, be in heaven. The company commander said above that Xu Sanduo was full of whispers. Gao Lianchang disliked the soldier and asked him what he was chanting. Sanduo said he would back the company commander's words. Gao Lianchang was surprised, so he tried him, tried it, and recited it all. It is inappropriate for Gao Lianchang not to praise this spirit and memory for difficulties.

But if the company commander asks again, he will destroy the pot. What's the point of memorizing it? Xu Sanduo was beaming: Tell the company commander to remember it and write to my father. Does the company commander have anything to say to my father?

Gao Cheng was so angry that each of your platoon copied the confidentiality manual for me three times!

Success gave Xu Sanduo advice-it won't be like this, so you won't quit, and you won't score points to feed pigs.

Xu Sanduo was too scared to sleep at night, so he talked to Shi Jin's platoon leader. Shi Jin comforted him and said that you regard the army as a professional pig raiser.

Even some soldiers, leaving Xu Sanduo a few unpopular. Shi Jin said, why didn't Xu Sanduo separate us, or even put us in the same class? To tell the truth, this soldier is the most seriously trained among the soldiers. Gao Lianchang said: Don't forget, our No.7 Steel Company is the top knife company in the whole group, and it will realize the high school company within two years. The monitor Shi is speechless-he is one of the few junior high school students in Gang Qilian.

Gao Lianchang said don't worry. As a junior high school student, we can even compare with several senior high school students. There is only one thing I really don't like about history. Even so, the platoon leader silently looked at the roster closed by the company commander-the fate of Xu Sanduo.

The fourth episode

After the training of the recruits company, Xu Sanduo and the recruits in his platoon were pulled by two cars: an air-conditioned bus and a camouflage military card.

There are one or two production bases and one or two oil depots along the way. At dusk, only Xu Sanduo was left in the car. The instructor turned to look at Xu Sanduo: Here you are-Red Company, Row 2, Class 5, guarding the oil pipeline. The task is glorious and arduous.

Xu Sanduo ha ha carrying things standing at the door of the class five dormitory-small stool littered with playing cards, scattered around the soldiers are not neat. It's a four-hour drive from the regimental headquarters, and the supply truck comes every three days. The task of guarding the oil pipeline is basically not dangerous. The guard task of class 5 says whether it is bitter or not, and whether it is tired or not, that is, two words: boring.

When the instructor explained his work to the old monitor, the soldier Li Tie took Xu Sanduo out to get familiar with the environment.

Teacher Ma, the instructor, said that it is a glorious and arduous task for you to work hard. The old horse said realistically that this is a glorious egg and a hard fart. The instructor has nothing to say, so he has to say, remember all your benefits. It will be useful to get a third-class merit this year and find a job after retirement. The old horse quickly said that I had done a good job.

Eat, drink, play cards, watch cards, watch TV, and feel the colleagues at the frozen border post thousands of miles away in front of TV, because they have at least left a magnificent figure and good memories. Everyone has many inventions to kill time. Li Tie tossed and turned to write at least 200 words, a novel called Two Million Words. Old Ma Zaixue Bridge. Someone gives his comrades ten nicknames every day. Some people specially return the lost sheep to herders just to talk to people outside Class Five.

Xu Sanduo began to poke holes again, and arranged the internal affairs of the whole class according to the habits of XinBingLian. Soldiers who are playing cards dare not sit on the bed, so soldiers who are tired of standing have to change their feet and stand at the next stop. The old horse had to hold a class meeting in advance and gave Xu Sanduo a good praise: that means don't carry it forward. But Xu Sanduo likes to be praised, and this situation is getting worse and worse.

Xu Sanduo found himself something to do, and worked according to the recruits' schedule every day: running and doing exercises, but he did it twice as seriously as irregular movements. Clean up your five or six tricks when you are free, and then go out and aim at a certain point on the wasteland for half a day. The old horse must maintain the stability and unity of the class, so he must talk to Xu Sanduo alone. What the old horse said is very meaningful. Xu Sanduo quoted his father as saying that being meaningful means living well. What Lao Ma said was to live well. Xu Sanduo quoted monitor Shi Jin as saying that living a good life means doing many, many meaningful things. Round after round, the truth is still in Xu Sanduo's hands.

The old horse was angry, but pointed to four dilapidated houses in Class Five and said that he would do something meaningful. You should pave a road between these four houses. It turns out that there has never been a row here. Xu Sanduo took this as an order and smiled at once. The old horse began to feel some regret.

The fifth episode

From then on, Xu Sanduo began to pave the road, first drawing lines in four rooms, then digging and compacting, and then picking up various stones from the wasteland and splicing them into patterns. Everyone just started watching jokes and thought it was just the same thing as writing novels and giving nicknames to kill time. When the first road from the dormitory to the dining hall took shape, everyone began to feel a little uncomfortable.

Slowly things have become like this-everyone is doing something he doesn't intend to finish, but a fool is bent on finishing it with amazing speed and quality. The soldiers are still wrestling with poker, but there is always a fire in their hearts-how can that fool do such a boring thing so fully?

Li Tie, who was active in thinking, began to mobilize the masses, hid Xu Sanduo's tools and scattered the stones he collected in Fiona Fang for several kilometers. But Xu Sanduo was so stupid that he couldn't find the tools, so he asked the old monitor. When the old horse thought about it, it was his idea to build roads. I had to drink it. Li Tie immediately said, Xu Sanduo, I took your kitchen tools away yesterday. As for the stone, it is even simpler. Xu Sanduo had a hard time getting it back. There is plenty of time and energy here, and he is a little more patient than others.

Construction started on the second road from the dormitory to the kitchen, and Li Tie took the lead in asking Ma Lao to order Xu Sanduo to stop work. The old horse hesitated, and Xu Sanduo also made a request. He wants to plant more flowers on the roadside and go to town to buy some flowers for a few dollars. The old horse asked for leave immediately and asked him to go to the regiment to have a good look-the old horse hoped that Xu Sanduo would divert his attention and stop being such a stupid old man to move mountains.

Xu Sanduo rubbed the tractor all the way to the town where the regimental headquarters was located. This is the first time that Xu Sanduo moved freely after he put on his military uniform. He felt the pride that this military uniform brought to his rural children along the way. Successfully assigned to the armored reconnaissance unit-the prestigious Iron and Steel Seventh Company, as the first gunner of mechanized assault infantry machine guns, and closely related to the squad leader. Success is not what it used to be. Pulling Xu Sanduo to see every seat and shooting hole of the chariot, he told Xu Sanduo that his ideal now is to become a sniper at the end of the year. Xu Sanduo realized for the first time that there are many kinds of soldiers. He thought he was awesome when he was carrying an empty gun, but he sat in a chariot and was armed with 360-degree fire like a porcupine, knocking out hundreds of bullets in one shooting day. Xu Sanduo carefully touched the seat on the chariot: fellow villagers were in the same group, but the seat on this sponge cushion was so far away from him.

Success greatly attracted Xu Sanduo to improve the military restaurant. Xu Sanduo told Cai Cheng that he was busy, full and doing something meaningful. Success don't understand, Xu Sanduo told him it was a road, success blindsided.

Shi Jin, the monitor of the class, came to the restaurant to give sick leave to his comrades and met Xu Sanduo. The monitor Shi sympathized with the soldier. In particular, he still looked at him with great reverence. Shi Jin and Xu Sanduo had a drink and said that I am not as good as you think. Secretly paid the bill for the two and left.

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