Homophonic joke composition

When I was just two years old, I left a lot of scars on my face because I was naughty. When my uncle came back from Chongqing, he saw me and said, "Cheng Cheng, why are all the scars on your face?" I quickly replied, "No, no, my face is full of nines!" " "I just learned to count at that time, and I thought it was' eight' when I heard' scar'.

Another time, my mother took me to a wedding reception. One dish is eel. My mother said, "Baby, eat more Monopterus albus, which is good for your health." I was dumbfounded and said in surprise, "why did you cook all the emperors?" Where's his hat? " I thought "Monopterus albus" had seen "Emperor" on TV!

Now, I go to primary school, have studied Pinyin and know many words. Of course, my homophonic jokes will be less and less.