A summary of funny jokes and sentences.

A summary of funny jokes and sentences.

To sum up, a long life will inevitably have a trough, and a few words have poked your heart. Sentences can express a complete meaning, which is conducive to the catharsis of negative emotions. After reading the funny paragraph summary, choose a circle of friends, and your friends will definitely laugh!

Summary of funny jokes 1 funny jokes in the workplace

1. After saving for a long time, I suddenly came out to be the lobby manager. When I bought a fund for a customer in online banking, I pointed to the keyboard to let the customer enter the password, but a sentence popped up: Please sign here.

2. On the bus, I saw shota, 15 or 16, telling his old bean: Dad, when I grow up and have money, I will buy a plane to take you to work. I saw his father's two big face twice: you have money to buy a plane and let me go to work?

3. On the anniversary of our company, I signed up for various lectures on roast whole sheep and jiaozi. My brother said weakly that I could only cook uncooked rice into cooked rice, and the group was instantly quiet.

4. When you meet a customer for the first time, the customer reaches out and shakes hands. When I was nervous, I took out a pair of scissors. In that scene, Nima was so embarrassed.

Everyone is saying that the salary increase will wait until the Year of the Monkey. According to the old calculation, the specific time is August 20 16 (Year of the Monkey), just around the corner!

6. Listen to two female colleagues who are breastfeeding to discuss whether they can drink tea during lactation. I said I could drink. They looked at me doubtfully, and I said weakly, so that children can drink milk tea ~

7. I asked my colleague, "A beautiful girl said that she earned her money from stock trading. Don't know which stock? " Colleague replied: "Ass!"

8. The new official took office with three fires, and the new director Liu knew this well. In just two days, he got angry three times. They are: oral ulcer, gingival inflammation, and nosebleeds that the President's wife just saw.

9. I'm going out for a while. I left my cell phone in the office. When I came back, I turned on my cell phone and saw more than a dozen missed calls, one of which was from a colleague at the opposite table. It turned out that he saw my phone ringing all the time, fearing that I would not answer it, and wanted to give me a call to let me know.

10, secretly playing games at work, inadvertently found by the boss, he pointed to the computer and swore: "You are shameless!" I blushed and said awkwardly, "In fact, I didn't want to choose a female role at first!

1 1. Colleague: If your boss unfortunately slips and jumps. You can have a special function. What special features do you want? Me: I wish I could go back in time. Colleague: So caring? Me: I want to watch it twice.

12, dismissed from the factory, went to another company to apply. The personnel asked, "Why did you resign?" I said, "The business of my former unit was so bad that I was embarrassed to pay my salary." Personnel: "Come to work tomorrow.

13, I went to work in the morning and just sat down. A beautiful colleague came over and I casually said, Good morning. Did you have breakfast? She replied: Why did you invite me to breakfast? I pretended to be serious and replied, if I asked you if you slept last night, do you think I would invite you to sleep? Beautiful colleagues left with black lines on their faces!

14, socializing with customers at night, and wearing some female perfume. Afraid of his girlfriend's anger, I stayed in the hot pot restaurant downstairs for a long time before going home. I didn't expect her to be more angry than before. She said angrily, "You are going too far now.

15, today I said to the manager: Manager, sometimes you are too official. He said unhappily, why don't you talk to me?

16, there's a beautiful girl in the company. The boss said, I asked her for you. She's not seeing anyone, so you should take care of it. I got up the courage to ask again. She said she was dating someone.

17, I was asked to work overtime on weekends, but I couldn't get away because I had nothing to do, so I had to watch American TV dramas to relieve boredom. When the boss saw it in the company, he lectured me: "You don't work in the company to watch American dramas. Isn't the company asking for money and electricity?" When I was in a bad mood, I was anxious: "Do you want me to work overtime and pay overtime?" Then the boss got angry and spoiled the next few seasons.

18, bored at work, a colleague said: I am short of money now. I said: I just need a woman. The master spoke: You are too young. I just need a rich woman. Alas, ginger is still old and spicy.

20. I went to the finance department to get my salary today. The pay slip says, "The workplace assistant reminds you that your salary this month beat the national 1% employees.

Funny paragraphs and sentences summarize 2 funny sentences for the New Year.

1, lucky money and other things are given to adults by adults and shown to children on the way.

2. Happy New Year. Tell me in advance if you want a red envelope for the Chinese New Year, so that I can delete you and it won't affect my New Year's Eve.

Even the colorful New Year fireworks in the city can't tempt us to go home firmly.

I wish you a happy new year if you stay up all night on New Year's Eve.

I don't want to celebrate the new year. I'm a little annoyed. Whether I owe it or not, I have to pay it back. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, so it's hard. Suitable for all ages, young and middle-aged are hard to spoil. It's hard to celebrate the New Year, but it's hard every year!

6. For people like me who can't control my mouth and are too lazy to die during the New Year, I will lose weight if I don't continue to gain weight.

7. When a relative asked me about my grades during the Chinese New Year, I asked him about the year-end bonus!

8. Never go to the toilet at 23: 59 on New Year's Eve, or you won't get out next year.

9. They all gave you nice and advanced New Year's gifts, but I didn't. But I can start today, insist on not washing my hair, and it will snow for you on the first day of the New Year.

10, someone asked me how to spend the New Year's Eve, when I was on duty.

1 1, before the Spring Festival, what is lacking is the new year's goods, and what is not lacking is the taste of the year. It's the Spring Festival now, and there are plenty of new year's goods, but there is no flavor of the year!

12, New Year's Eve, how many small fire companions are waiting for someone who wants to spend New Year's Eve with her.

13, celebrate the New Year together? Or lend me your husband and let him spend the New Year with me.

14, I know that everyone who is alone on New Year's Eve is quietly growling in his heart. There is a sloth sleeping outside and a lion sprinting inside.

15. It seems that there are only two opportunities to disturb you once a year, one is to say Happy Birthday and the other is to say Happy New Year.

16, Spring Festival travel rush is here again, the land of China, looking inside and outside the Great Wall, big bags and small bags, north and south of the river, migrant workers surging, tickets are hard to buy.

17, I am most afraid of seeing a child smiling at you with his ears covered, and you still don't know where the gun is.

18. Today, give my younger brothers some advice. If a relative asks you about your grades, you can ask him how much he got for the year-end award.

19, I'm going to sleep first. You have someone to celebrate the new year.

20. joy in single dog's New Year's Eve is just one year older.