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Which dogs have short legs?
The first type: Ke Jiquan Ke Jiquan is one of the most popular dog breeds at present. His name is "short legs". He is friendly by nature, brave and generous, neither timid nor cruel, and his height is between 25 and 25-30cm. I'm interested in everything. I am small, but I have great strength. I am honest and upright. I have a strong sense of responsibility and care for my family. My legs are short but well coordinated.
The second kind: French bulldog French bulldog is simple and honest, very cute and good-tempered, but its head is too short, it looks short and its legs are not long. Because it is short, it looks stupid, and people can't help but want to bully it. How long are your French legs? Have you measured them?
The third kind: dachshund refers to dachshund, which may be known by many friends, because it is a common dog breed in our life, with long body, short limbs and short and supple hair. Dachshund is lively, cheerful, brave and confident, and often makes some funny moves, which makes people laugh. Anyone who has raised it knows that it is relatively independent in nature and relatively easy to take care of.
The fourth kind: pug, an ugly pug, is also one of the most popular dogs. Its fat body and short legs make it more lovely. But pugs often stink. Therefore, in addition to keeping pugs clean and hygienic, we should also pay attention to diet. Dog food should be as light and easy to digest as possible, otherwise the anal gland will easily accumulate anal gland fluid, and the dog will stink even more.
The fifth kind: Jingba dog Jingba dog is also called Beijing dog, and its more direct name is poodle. Their faces are flat and they have big eyes. Mao Mao is long and soft, with a small figure and short legs, and a lively personality. Walking with your head wagging is like a folk lion dance, even cute.
Sixth: Chihuahua Chihuahua has won the love of some people because it is petite, smart and cute and doesn't need to spend too much time walking the dog. However, Chihuahua's shortcoming is also obvious, that is, it loves barking very much, which makes many dog lovers flinch. If you have a chihuahua, you should train it. Reward some snacks properly during training, and you will be more willing to cooperate with you after eating them, and the training effect will be better.
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