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A complete collection of common allegorical sayings in life

The monk in the temple rang the bell.

Wooden fish in the temple-from ear to ear

* The head is in the temple-each has his own master.

Metaphors are all owned by people, and there is no redundancy. )

Flagpole of Temple Day-A Bachelor

Stone lion in front of the temple-a couple

(Metaphorically, two people are closely related)

There are 500 arhats in the temple-each has its own position.

Cross the river by feeling the stones-be sure.

(metaphor is cautious and reliable)

The magician conjured tricks out of thin air.

Dreaming about the history of marrying-a waste of time.

Dreaming about marrying a wife is biased.

Dream and jump into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas

Dream of Xu-I want to be partial.

The Craft of Clay Fighter-Pinch Hands (Pinch Feet)

Cooking sesame cakes and selling glutinous rice balls-all-rounder

As a county magistrate, he has lost his seal-a confused official

Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve

Selling iron in a disaster-throwing caution to the wind-flying into the sky by rocket-soaring

Make a big wardrobe uneasy to deal with-stingy

Dream of eating Huanglian-Thinking hard

Dream of eating Steamed Bread-Meeting in a Dream

Dreaming with a lifebuoy-thoughtful

Dream of becoming a long-term worker-think about it.

Dream of becoming a commander-a proud moment

Is it a good thing to dream of becoming president?

The dream in the coffin-want to die

Dreaming of riding a tiger-what a strange idea

Shooting by plane-chatting with high standards by plane-empty talk

Playing pipa by plane-high-profile

Talking by plane-full of empty talk

Go to the moon by rocket-fly away

Watching the sky from a well-a little insight; Narrow field of vision

Wooden boats hold parasols-there is no day and no land.

See the scenery by car-we'll see.

Sitting by the pot eating fried rice cakes-eager for success

Sitting in the house watching TV-far away, just around the corner.

Put lime on your mouth-in vain; Free meals

Bite your navel with your mouth-you can't reach it

Drunk driving-not bad; Work hard

Murder after Drunk-Adding to the Crime (Drunk)

The drunkard's intention is not to drink-he has other plans.

One ear goes in and the other goes out-one ear goes in and the other goes out.

The left foot wears the shoes of the right foot-this is the wrong place.

Writing with your left hand-not easy

The writer's schoolbag-there are many articles in it.

Take the bus without buying a ticket-it's no use.

Hang a cage on your mouth-you can't eat it.

Hang the oil bottle on your mouth-it's slippery.

Mouth kung fu-all talk and no practice

What I ate in my mouth was rotten pig hair-it was a mess.

Chewing green onions in your mouth-talking with spicy taste

Swallow a whirlwind-a big breath

Unlock your mouth-speak safely.

Tie a trumpet on your mouth and blow it wherever you go.

Speak in moderation-words carry weight.

No hair on your mouth-you can't do things well.

Walking in little shoes "-a hell on earth.

Sweep the mobile phone-talk about strange riding.

Go up and see the next step-look forward and look back.

Cross the river-just talk about it; Never look back; To push or bump through.

The housework of three generations of ancestors-it's a long story

Hold your fist and live-hold your breath; Suffer oppression

Add a steel needle to the drill bit-great.

A steel needle in the mouth-a thorn in the tongue

Two skins on your mouth-how can I put it?

Wearing a bamboo tube on your mouth-to be blunt and arrogant-stinks.

Bicycle downhill-ignore (step)

Riding a bike along the ridge-muddling along.

The life of palm trees-let people cut into pieces

Drink porridge in the aisle-sex is urgent.

The monkey on the tramp-a good play

Wandering around, juggling-deceiving people by changing their ways.

Monks can't leave the temple-don't worry.

Use an abacus when you walk-your hands and feet are not idle.

Walking on the cotton light

The awl is in the pocket-it shows its edge.

The oil lamp on the table-I don't know.

Hit a nail-submit to humiliation

Take a shit on private plots-vent personal anger (feces)

The bicycle tire is flat-it's irritating; The gas exploded.

Raise the farm under the table-hinder the upper and lower; Touch and touch.

Catch the fish upstream-it is better to start first.

Catch a donkey as a horse-you don't know the goods.

Woodpeckers look for food-all with one mouth; Open your mouth completely

The reference room has moved away-all the books have been lost.

Cross the river by ear-reinventing the wheel

Catch Zhang Fei as Li Kui JY-seeing the wrong person; Mistake the wrong person

Sticking Fat to Fat-Power Eye

Brick wall-from behind

Fire in Brick Kiln-Rumor (Kiln Smoke)

Farmers are really doing things.

Children of peasant families-born and raised.

Crops don't know longan-laity (yellow)

Farmers plant beans step by step.

Pretending to be a cat to scare mice-it's fake.

Sun-drying sugarcane on bamboo mats-sweet (contemptuous)

Bamboo tube-rip off

Bamboo as a fence knot (circle)

Walk the dirt road step by step with crutches.

Boiling beans and burning beans-the whole family

Cooked chicken melon seeds-bend inward; return

Cooked duck-can't fly

Moths bite coptis chinensis-asking for bitterness; Created for oneself

Grasping red soil as cinnabar-not knowing the goods; Graffiti; confused

Catch a bat and say a mouse-don't know the goods.

The editorial in the newspaper-every word is true.

Cup bow snake shadow-self-disturbance

Nine Niu Yi hairs-nothing; useless

Carrying a cauldron up the hill-I can't stand it.

Beating gongs and drums in the basket-thinking (ringing)

Drum into the ancestral temple-a beaten face

Back drum chasing mallet-asking for a beating

The back door faces the street-what a big sign.

Crossing the River with Bodhisattva-Shen Tao

Moving stones up the mountain-hard to lose; Ask for trouble; ask for trouble

Crossing the wooden bridge with your daughter-in-law on your back-surprise

Carrying oil drums to save people-getting burned; Fire-self-criticism to encourage/attract criticism from others

Begging with jealousy-poverty

Carrying a dung basket ashore-smelly money

Running around the street with a dung basket-looking for death (shit); Beg for death (shit)

Go to war with a coffin on your back-think at the worst

Walking with a mirror on your back-not afraid of being laughed at by future generations

Carrying the stigma of being a man-stand up straight; I can't stretch my waist.

Go to the market with your horn on your back-run errands.

Carrying the spirit tablet on the line of fire-desperate; fight

Cross the river with cotton on your back-the heavier you carry.

Fly with suona on your back-blow into the sky

Scold the street with a ladder on your back-let thieves cross the street

Carrying a doll to push the mill-adding people without energy

Beijing Radish-Beautiful in Heart

Open a rice shop outside the north gate-laity

Fruit bitten by a bug-it gets old before it gets old.

Jin Lu was chased by hunters in a panic.

The buried pottery girl-there will never be a bright future; It's hard to get ahead

The needle on the bed is missing-either the mother-in-law or the grandson.

Put the radio under the bed-enjoy it.

Bite your teeth under the covers-bear a grudge

There is a foot sticking out of the bed-who are you?

Supporting the tiger on the bed-leaving a curse; Leave behind future trouble

Catch fleas in bed-catch them at will

Hide eggplant behind-have an external heart; Gave birth to an external heart.

Bow behind your back-stabbing in the back can hurt people.

Stall on the back-layman

Back-to-back sleep-considerate

Stealing wine behind someone's back-knowing the temperature.

Last stand-Broken Road; No way back.

The sun on the sunny slope-it will grow soon; Difficult to last long

Climb Mount Tai with your hands behind your back-step by step; May you be promoted step by step!

A stupid dog drove a rabbit away-it doesn't matter; Don't touch it.

Stupid girl's sole-potholes

Stupid donkey crossing the bridge-step by step is difficult

Stupid cows eat sparrows-it's not easy to play tricks on.

Stupid duck-can't get on the plane

A stupid thief stole a judge, which was his own trap.

Broken horse.-running around.

Forcing the rooster lay eggs-deliberately making things difficult; Deliberately embarrassed; Can't do it; Can't do

Forcing people to jump into the sea-causing a lot of harm.

Door-to-door business-no good goods

Hang the sickle on the tip of your nose-you can't hang it.

Put Coptis chinensis on the tip of the nose-suffering is in front of you; Suffer in front of us

Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

Hair in the nostrils.-amazing.

A tumor in the nostril-bad breath

The bridge of the nose touches the bottom of the pot-an unlucky blow.

Put the kitchen knife on the bridge of the nose-it's a close call; Adventure; danger

Glasses on the bridge of the nose-stability

Hang a key on the bridge of your nose

Push the car up your nose-there's no way out.

Snuff is running down your throat-there's no one outside.

White powder on the nose-good picture; Good looking; Pretend to be ugly

Set up a stall on the whole nose vision

Hang a dung bucket on your nose-I don't know what it smells like; I can't smell the fragrance.

Put honey on your nose-you can't catch it if you are greedy.

Playing with puppets on the nose-playing with people on the face

The corner on the nose-not in a straight line

Fleas in the nose and eyes-easier to get in than to get out.

Put onions in your nose-pretend (like)

Fill your nose with vinegar, it is sour.

Put the detonator on your nose-disaster is in front of you; Disaster is just around the corner; In a hurry

Hang the weight on your nose-hold your head up.

Hang the meat on your nose-glib.

The nose is smoking-it's urgent.

Hang an electric light under your nose-the famous (Ming)

Athletes on the field-for the first place

Put your legs under the quilt-do your best.

Swallow the pen-you have a plan.

Cow on the mural-useless

The cow on the wall-can't leave (plow)

Close your eyes and fool around-fool around; Hybrid mixing

Blow with your eyes closed-blow

Hum a tune with your eyes closed-you have a score in your heart.

Selling cloth with your eyes closed-nonsense

Touch the snail with your eyes closed-touch it blindly; Act blindly, by luck

Cross the river with your eyes closed-resigned.

Dancing with your eyes closed-blind optimism

Talk with your eyes closed-nonsense

Walk with your eyes closed-touch around

Walk the south wall with your eyes closed-touch it.

Bats look at the sun-reverse black and white; Be blindsided

Whip the fast cow-bear the burden of humiliation

Whip a pony-whip it quickly

Whipping dead birds-in vain; There is no work to do.

Out of reach-nothing serious.

There are two toads tied to whips-they can't stand being beaten.

The pole landed first.

You won't recognize the pole when it's down-you don't know a word.

The pole got stuck in the stubble-that's right.

Carry the pole and hold the firewood-the pipe is wide

Pick firewood with one pole-hang your heart (salary) at both ends

Take the slippery road by carrying water-hanging at both ends of the heart

The pole is not nailed firmly-both ends are slippery; Play tricks at both ends

The pole hit a thick stick-straight.

Flagpole as mast-adventure

Lentils are wrapped around bamboo poles-very reliable.

Bian Que's prescription-unarmed treatment; (of a doctor) cure diseases and save lives.

The ability to juggle with your hands.

A bright handkerchief conjures tricks-no hiding or tucking.

Bitch hangs chastity card-prude; Hypocritical behavior

Bitch archway-prude; Pretend to be serious; Shame on you.

Paper men in paste shops-transparent at all; It breaks at a touch.

The paperhanger goes to heaven-Hu (paste) cloud

Rub sesame oil on turtle eggs-smooth; Round and slippery.

The tortoise bit his finger-hold on; hang on to

Bug with a flat abdomen-it stings people.

Hold a withered ear of wheat high

Blow the whistle with a flat mouth-let the wind out

The coffin in the funeral home-loading people

Lock prostitutes in the barracks-it's demoralizing.

Hail smashed cotton trees-all bachelors; All single men

Driving ducks on a frozen river-everyone can play tricks.

Playing in the ice room-sneer

Wax in the Ice Room-Candles in the Cave (Frozen) Room

Ice is a crutch-unreliable; trustless

Ice hanging on the chest-cool through the heart; Cold dead

Mix tofu with ice-difficult (mixing)

Building a house on ice-it's not reliable.

Draw on an iceberg.-It won't take long.

Sugar-coated haws-a string.

Rock sugar to cucumber-simply; Okay, clean, clean.

Complaining in the ice and snow-cold

Ice and snow are buried in the belly-it's half cold.

Tie for first place, neck and neck

The sick ghost opens a drugstore-self-produced and sold.

It's too late to be a good doctor; evening

A sick cat's tail-it can't get up.

The patient patted the ball-dizzy; tired

The patient was struck by lightning-natural and man-made disasters.

If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait for death.

Set the alarm clock-set it when it's time

Watch a play in the glass window-see through it at a glance; See through at a glance

Glass eggs turn into eggs-there is a set.

The glass fell on the mirror-bright and bright.

Glass belly-see through people's hearts

Goldfish in a glass jar-can't lift big waves; Can't turn the big waves; No mountain road, no way out.

Flies scurry about in a glass jar.

Glass monkey-can't become a climate; There is no climate.

The man on the glass mirror has a shadow without a trace.

Glass chopsticks with bean jelly-light to light to go

A glass bottle filled with boiling water-three minutes of heat.

The treasure in the glass bottle-see through at a glance; See through at a glance

Glass Bodhisattva-God

Tie the string to the glass ball-difficult

Put a flowerpot on the glass-it's obvious.

Glass doll-wise man

Blx and the Crystal Man-the Wise Man

Glass drum-can't stand playing.

Boiled tofu with spinach-one green and two white.

Bole wields a whip-riding a horse to find a horse

The museum's exhibits-antiques

Donkeys tied around their necks-not a bunch.

Hang a detonator around your neck-it's too hanging.

It's wrapped around her neck.-It stinks.

The lame donkey chased the rabbit-it couldn't catch up; Can't catch up

Lame immediately-no good end.

Lame donkey-don't take the right path; get lost

The lame man pulls Rachel-slanting.

The lame man walks on stilts-sooner or later he will look good.

The lame man swings-one leg, one leg running around.

The lame beat around-sitting and shouting; Sit on the ground and shout

A lame man was driving a horse and followed at a distance.

The lame ride a blind horse-each has his own strong points.

That cripple is in power-his position is unstable.

The lame walk-swinging from side to side; Vacillating; "step by step"

Ants in dustpan-all roads are roads; All lines are roads; There are many ways.

The backbone of the tinker-take the blame.

The tinker turned the stick (iron) upside down and tripped.

Don't get whipped and hit by bricks-eat hard but not soft.

If you don't eat mutton, it will stink-you have a bad reputation.

Chickens (eggs) that can't lay chickens-bad guys

Millet without germination-bad seed; Coward; Not a good species.

The tumbler is lovesick-restless; Can't sit down or sleep peacefully.

"Tumbler" rides a rabbit-there is no stability.

If you are not hungry, bring dry food-get ready.

Don't hate short ropes, only deep wells-wrong.

Don't scatter the eagle until you see the rabbit-do things safely.

Disrespect for the master and respect for the man-mistaking the master.

Don't touch the south wall and don't look back-stubborn; Stubborn to the end

Immature grapes-very sour; Full of acid gas

With or without you, either the fish is dead or the net is broken.

Listen to storytelling instead of music-speaking is better than singing.

A sleeve gun that doesn't work-it's stuck

Long-haired house finch-can't fly

Eat peaches instead of planting fruit trees-sit back and enjoy the fruit.

Buy a cat in a cloth bag-I don't know the details

Cotton thread on the cloth-countless things

Doll-lack of life

The rifle jammed and didn't sound.

A string of 800 copper coins-out of step (hanging)

A small cylinder with eight barrels hanging on it-it can't hold a stone.

A bowl of wonton is eight yuan-no noodles.

Eight and a half pounds of old tortoise swallowed a cruel bastard.

The 80-year-old man shoulders the heavy burden-the heart is willing, but the strength is not enough.

Dancing innocently at the age of eighty

The Eight Immortals Party-Dialogue with God

Pomegranate in August-full of thoughts

Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command

Think of the devil as a bodhisattva-there is no distinction between good and evil.

Bai's speech-blasphemy and misleading people.

Heart made of ash-hide the sun and hide the fire

White sugar is wrapped in arsenic-it's poisonous.

It doesn't rain for a hundred days (sunny)

Half a copper coin-no Fiona Fang.

A torch in midair-great

Give up halfway-the beginning is not over.

Eat roast chicken in the middle of the night-think about it (tearing)

Bed in the middle of the night-very hot.

Don't pretend to be Qin Gui-who hasn't seen you?

Beat the duck with a stick

No matter how thick or thin, a stick is a needle.

Bao Gong's Judgment-Admitting the Reason and Not Admitting the Person

Steamed bread grinned-beautiful stuffing

A peeled tree-not long.

The cock that tells the time-don't rush it.

Firecracker temper-just a little.

Hang the Hu Qin behind your back-you can't pull it.

Bowing behind one's back-an anti-ritual

Moving stones across the river-a thorough investigation

The chicken nest on your back-it's not easy (picking up eggs)

Small holes in the quilt cover-adding flowers to cotton

Punch under the quilt.-hands can't be mixed.

Playing football under the quilt-I can't see.

Forced confession.-believe it or not

Force the overlord of Chu to death-psychological warfare

Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

Nose up-back.

White powder on the nose-a good picture.

Hang a heavy object on your nose-knock on your mouth.

Ruthless than the prime minister

Walk with your eyes closed-you want to go the wrong way.

Selling cloth with your eyes closed-nonsense

Gecko tail-live day after day

Blow the whip as a flute-heartless.

Government officials swaggered into the county government.

A shriveled soft egg

Bleeding pig.-get down

Playing tricks on the roof-playing hard

The fish hanging under the eaves-it's dry

Running water on the roof-things on it.

A hole in the roof-not a door.

Planting Wheat on the Roof-Stimulation (Ridge)

Hang eggs on the beams.

Fly a kite on the roof-your hands are higher.

Xin Wei grew up on the roof.-asshole.

Grass on the house-scraped seeds

Pink balls roll sesame seeds-a little.

Was quickly painted crow white.

The vermicelli is soaked in boiling water-it can't stand straight.