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A complete collection of common allegorical sayings in life
Wooden fish in the temple-from ear to ear
* The head is in the temple-each has his own master.
Metaphors are all owned by people, and there is no redundancy. )
Flagpole of Temple Day-A Bachelor
Stone lion in front of the temple-a couple
(Metaphorically, two people are closely related)
There are 500 arhats in the temple-each has its own position.
Cross the river by feeling the stones-be sure.
(metaphor is cautious and reliable)
The magician conjured tricks out of thin air.
Dreaming about the history of marrying-a waste of time.
Dreaming about marrying a wife is biased.
Dream and jump into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas
Dream of Xu-I want to be partial.
The Craft of Clay Fighter-Pinch Hands (Pinch Feet)
Cooking sesame cakes and selling glutinous rice balls-all-rounder
As a county magistrate, he has lost his seal-a confused official
Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve
Selling iron in a disaster-throwing caution to the wind-flying into the sky by rocket-soaring
Make a big wardrobe uneasy to deal with-stingy
Dream of eating Huanglian-Thinking hard
Dream of eating Steamed Bread-Meeting in a Dream
Dreaming with a lifebuoy-thoughtful
Dream of becoming a long-term worker-think about it.
Dream of becoming a commander-a proud moment
Is it a good thing to dream of becoming president?
The dream in the coffin-want to die
Dreaming of riding a tiger-what a strange idea
Shooting by plane-chatting with high standards by plane-empty talk
Playing pipa by plane-high-profile
Talking by plane-full of empty talk
Go to the moon by rocket-fly away
Watching the sky from a well-a little insight; Narrow field of vision
Wooden boats hold parasols-there is no day and no land.
See the scenery by car-we'll see.
Sitting by the pot eating fried rice cakes-eager for success
Sitting in the house watching TV-far away, just around the corner.
Put lime on your mouth-in vain; Free meals
Bite your navel with your mouth-you can't reach it
Drunk driving-not bad; Work hard
Murder after Drunk-Adding to the Crime (Drunk)
The drunkard's intention is not to drink-he has other plans.
One ear goes in and the other goes out-one ear goes in and the other goes out.
The left foot wears the shoes of the right foot-this is the wrong place.
Writing with your left hand-not easy
The writer's schoolbag-there are many articles in it.
Take the bus without buying a ticket-it's no use.
Hang a cage on your mouth-you can't eat it.
Hang the oil bottle on your mouth-it's slippery.
Mouth kung fu-all talk and no practice
What I ate in my mouth was rotten pig hair-it was a mess.
Chewing green onions in your mouth-talking with spicy taste
Swallow a whirlwind-a big breath
Unlock your mouth-speak safely.
Tie a trumpet on your mouth and blow it wherever you go.
Speak in moderation-words carry weight.
No hair on your mouth-you can't do things well.
Walking in little shoes "-a hell on earth.
Sweep the mobile phone-talk about strange riding.
Go up and see the next step-look forward and look back.
Cross the river-just talk about it; Never look back; To push or bump through.
The housework of three generations of ancestors-it's a long story
Hold your fist and live-hold your breath; Suffer oppression
Add a steel needle to the drill bit-great.
A steel needle in the mouth-a thorn in the tongue
Two skins on your mouth-how can I put it?
Wearing a bamboo tube on your mouth-to be blunt and arrogant-stinks.
Bicycle downhill-ignore (step)
Riding a bike along the ridge-muddling along.
The life of palm trees-let people cut into pieces
Drink porridge in the aisle-sex is urgent.
The monkey on the tramp-a good play
Wandering around, juggling-deceiving people by changing their ways.
Monks can't leave the temple-don't worry.
Use an abacus when you walk-your hands and feet are not idle.
Walking on the cotton light
The awl is in the pocket-it shows its edge.
The oil lamp on the table-I don't know.
Hit a nail-submit to humiliation
Take a shit on private plots-vent personal anger (feces)
The bicycle tire is flat-it's irritating; The gas exploded.
Raise the farm under the table-hinder the upper and lower; Touch and touch.
Catch the fish upstream-it is better to start first.
Catch a donkey as a horse-you don't know the goods.
Woodpeckers look for food-all with one mouth; Open your mouth completely
The reference room has moved away-all the books have been lost.
Cross the river by ear-reinventing the wheel
Catch Zhang Fei as Li Kui JY-seeing the wrong person; Mistake the wrong person
Sticking Fat to Fat-Power Eye
Brick wall-from behind
Fire in Brick Kiln-Rumor (Kiln Smoke)
Farmers are really doing things.
Children of peasant families-born and raised.
Crops don't know longan-laity (yellow)
Farmers plant beans step by step.
Pretending to be a cat to scare mice-it's fake.
Sun-drying sugarcane on bamboo mats-sweet (contemptuous)
Bamboo tube-rip off
Bamboo as a fence knot (circle)
Walk the dirt road step by step with crutches.
Boiling beans and burning beans-the whole family
Cooked chicken melon seeds-bend inward; return
Cooked duck-can't fly
Moths bite coptis chinensis-asking for bitterness; Created for oneself
Grasping red soil as cinnabar-not knowing the goods; Graffiti; confused
Catch a bat and say a mouse-don't know the goods.
The editorial in the newspaper-every word is true.
Cup bow snake shadow-self-disturbance
Nine Niu Yi hairs-nothing; useless
Carrying a cauldron up the hill-I can't stand it.
Beating gongs and drums in the basket-thinking (ringing)
Drum into the ancestral temple-a beaten face
Back drum chasing mallet-asking for a beating
The back door faces the street-what a big sign.
Crossing the River with Bodhisattva-Shen Tao
Moving stones up the mountain-hard to lose; Ask for trouble; ask for trouble
Crossing the wooden bridge with your daughter-in-law on your back-surprise
Carrying oil drums to save people-getting burned; Fire-self-criticism to encourage/attract criticism from others
Begging with jealousy-poverty
Carrying a dung basket ashore-smelly money
Running around the street with a dung basket-looking for death (shit); Beg for death (shit)
Go to war with a coffin on your back-think at the worst
Walking with a mirror on your back-not afraid of being laughed at by future generations
Carrying the stigma of being a man-stand up straight; I can't stretch my waist.
Go to the market with your horn on your back-run errands.
Carrying the spirit tablet on the line of fire-desperate; fight
Cross the river with cotton on your back-the heavier you carry.
Fly with suona on your back-blow into the sky
Scold the street with a ladder on your back-let thieves cross the street
Carrying a doll to push the mill-adding people without energy
Beijing Radish-Beautiful in Heart
Open a rice shop outside the north gate-laity
Fruit bitten by a bug-it gets old before it gets old.
Jin Lu was chased by hunters in a panic.
The buried pottery girl-there will never be a bright future; It's hard to get ahead
The needle on the bed is missing-either the mother-in-law or the grandson.
Put the radio under the bed-enjoy it.
Bite your teeth under the covers-bear a grudge
There is a foot sticking out of the bed-who are you?
Supporting the tiger on the bed-leaving a curse; Leave behind future trouble
Catch fleas in bed-catch them at will
Hide eggplant behind-have an external heart; Gave birth to an external heart.
Bow behind your back-stabbing in the back can hurt people.
Stall on the back-layman
Back-to-back sleep-considerate
Stealing wine behind someone's back-knowing the temperature.
Last stand-Broken Road; No way back.
The sun on the sunny slope-it will grow soon; Difficult to last long
Climb Mount Tai with your hands behind your back-step by step; May you be promoted step by step!
A stupid dog drove a rabbit away-it doesn't matter; Don't touch it.
Stupid girl's sole-potholes
Stupid donkey crossing the bridge-step by step is difficult
Stupid cows eat sparrows-it's not easy to play tricks on.
Stupid duck-can't get on the plane
A stupid thief stole a judge, which was his own trap.
Broken horse.-running around.
Forcing the rooster lay eggs-deliberately making things difficult; Deliberately embarrassed; Can't do it; Can't do
Forcing people to jump into the sea-causing a lot of harm.
Door-to-door business-no good goods
Hang the sickle on the tip of your nose-you can't hang it.
Put Coptis chinensis on the tip of the nose-suffering is in front of you; Suffer in front of us
Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.
Hair in the nostrils.-amazing.
A tumor in the nostril-bad breath
The bridge of the nose touches the bottom of the pot-an unlucky blow.
Put the kitchen knife on the bridge of the nose-it's a close call; Adventure; danger
Glasses on the bridge of the nose-stability
Hang a key on the bridge of your nose
Push the car up your nose-there's no way out.
Snuff is running down your throat-there's no one outside.
White powder on the nose-good picture; Good looking; Pretend to be ugly
Set up a stall on the whole nose vision
Hang a dung bucket on your nose-I don't know what it smells like; I can't smell the fragrance.
Put honey on your nose-you can't catch it if you are greedy.
Playing with puppets on the nose-playing with people on the face
The corner on the nose-not in a straight line
Fleas in the nose and eyes-easier to get in than to get out.
Put onions in your nose-pretend (like)
Fill your nose with vinegar, it is sour.
Put the detonator on your nose-disaster is in front of you; Disaster is just around the corner; In a hurry
Hang the weight on your nose-hold your head up.
Hang the meat on your nose-glib.
The nose is smoking-it's urgent.
Hang an electric light under your nose-the famous (Ming)
Athletes on the field-for the first place
Put your legs under the quilt-do your best.
Swallow the pen-you have a plan.
Cow on the mural-useless
The cow on the wall-can't leave (plow)
Close your eyes and fool around-fool around; Hybrid mixing
Blow with your eyes closed-blow
Hum a tune with your eyes closed-you have a score in your heart.
Selling cloth with your eyes closed-nonsense
Touch the snail with your eyes closed-touch it blindly; Act blindly, by luck
Cross the river with your eyes closed-resigned.
Dancing with your eyes closed-blind optimism
Talk with your eyes closed-nonsense
Walk with your eyes closed-touch around
Walk the south wall with your eyes closed-touch it.
Bats look at the sun-reverse black and white; Be blindsided
Whip the fast cow-bear the burden of humiliation
Whip a pony-whip it quickly
Whipping dead birds-in vain; There is no work to do.
Out of reach-nothing serious.
There are two toads tied to whips-they can't stand being beaten.
The pole landed first.
You won't recognize the pole when it's down-you don't know a word.
The pole got stuck in the stubble-that's right.
Carry the pole and hold the firewood-the pipe is wide
Pick firewood with one pole-hang your heart (salary) at both ends
Take the slippery road by carrying water-hanging at both ends of the heart
The pole is not nailed firmly-both ends are slippery; Play tricks at both ends
The pole hit a thick stick-straight.
Flagpole as mast-adventure
Lentils are wrapped around bamboo poles-very reliable.
Bian Que's prescription-unarmed treatment; (of a doctor) cure diseases and save lives.
The ability to juggle with your hands.
A bright handkerchief conjures tricks-no hiding or tucking.
Bitch hangs chastity card-prude; Hypocritical behavior
Bitch archway-prude; Pretend to be serious; Shame on you.
Paper men in paste shops-transparent at all; It breaks at a touch.
The paperhanger goes to heaven-Hu (paste) cloud
Rub sesame oil on turtle eggs-smooth; Round and slippery.
The tortoise bit his finger-hold on; hang on to
Bug with a flat abdomen-it stings people.
Hold a withered ear of wheat high
Blow the whistle with a flat mouth-let the wind out
The coffin in the funeral home-loading people
Lock prostitutes in the barracks-it's demoralizing.
Hail smashed cotton trees-all bachelors; All single men
Driving ducks on a frozen river-everyone can play tricks.
Playing in the ice room-sneer
Wax in the Ice Room-Candles in the Cave (Frozen) Room
Ice is a crutch-unreliable; trustless
Ice hanging on the chest-cool through the heart; Cold dead
Mix tofu with ice-difficult (mixing)
Building a house on ice-it's not reliable.
Draw on an iceberg.-It won't take long.
Sugar-coated haws-a string.
Rock sugar to cucumber-simply; Okay, clean, clean.
Complaining in the ice and snow-cold
Ice and snow are buried in the belly-it's half cold.
Tie for first place, neck and neck
The sick ghost opens a drugstore-self-produced and sold.
It's too late to be a good doctor; evening
A sick cat's tail-it can't get up.
The patient patted the ball-dizzy; tired
The patient was struck by lightning-natural and man-made disasters.
If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait for death.
Set the alarm clock-set it when it's time
Watch a play in the glass window-see through it at a glance; See through at a glance
Glass eggs turn into eggs-there is a set.
The glass fell on the mirror-bright and bright.
Glass belly-see through people's hearts
Goldfish in a glass jar-can't lift big waves; Can't turn the big waves; No mountain road, no way out.
Flies scurry about in a glass jar.
Glass monkey-can't become a climate; There is no climate.
The man on the glass mirror has a shadow without a trace.
Glass chopsticks with bean jelly-light to light to go
A glass bottle filled with boiling water-three minutes of heat.
The treasure in the glass bottle-see through at a glance; See through at a glance
Glass Bodhisattva-God
Tie the string to the glass ball-difficult
Put a flowerpot on the glass-it's obvious.
Glass doll-wise man
Blx and the Crystal Man-the Wise Man
Glass drum-can't stand playing.
Boiled tofu with spinach-one green and two white.
Bole wields a whip-riding a horse to find a horse
The museum's exhibits-antiques
Donkeys tied around their necks-not a bunch.
Hang a detonator around your neck-it's too hanging.
It's wrapped around her neck.-It stinks.
The lame donkey chased the rabbit-it couldn't catch up; Can't catch up
Lame immediately-no good end.
Lame donkey-don't take the right path; get lost
The lame man pulls Rachel-slanting.
The lame man walks on stilts-sooner or later he will look good.
The lame man swings-one leg, one leg running around.
The lame beat around-sitting and shouting; Sit on the ground and shout
A lame man was driving a horse and followed at a distance.
The lame ride a blind horse-each has his own strong points.
That cripple is in power-his position is unstable.
The lame walk-swinging from side to side; Vacillating; "step by step"
Ants in dustpan-all roads are roads; All lines are roads; There are many ways.
The backbone of the tinker-take the blame.
The tinker turned the stick (iron) upside down and tripped.
Don't get whipped and hit by bricks-eat hard but not soft.
If you don't eat mutton, it will stink-you have a bad reputation.
Chickens (eggs) that can't lay chickens-bad guys
Millet without germination-bad seed; Coward; Not a good species.
The tumbler is lovesick-restless; Can't sit down or sleep peacefully.
"Tumbler" rides a rabbit-there is no stability.
If you are not hungry, bring dry food-get ready.
Don't hate short ropes, only deep wells-wrong.
Don't scatter the eagle until you see the rabbit-do things safely.
Disrespect for the master and respect for the man-mistaking the master.
Don't touch the south wall and don't look back-stubborn; Stubborn to the end
Immature grapes-very sour; Full of acid gas
With or without you, either the fish is dead or the net is broken.
Listen to storytelling instead of music-speaking is better than singing.
A sleeve gun that doesn't work-it's stuck
Long-haired house finch-can't fly
Eat peaches instead of planting fruit trees-sit back and enjoy the fruit.
Buy a cat in a cloth bag-I don't know the details
Cotton thread on the cloth-countless things
Doll-lack of life
The rifle jammed and didn't sound.
A string of 800 copper coins-out of step (hanging)
A small cylinder with eight barrels hanging on it-it can't hold a stone.
A bowl of wonton is eight yuan-no noodles.
Eight and a half pounds of old tortoise swallowed a cruel bastard.
The 80-year-old man shoulders the heavy burden-the heart is willing, but the strength is not enough.
Dancing innocently at the age of eighty
The Eight Immortals Party-Dialogue with God
Pomegranate in August-full of thoughts
Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command
Think of the devil as a bodhisattva-there is no distinction between good and evil.
Bai's speech-blasphemy and misleading people.
Heart made of ash-hide the sun and hide the fire
White sugar is wrapped in arsenic-it's poisonous.
It doesn't rain for a hundred days (sunny)
Half a copper coin-no Fiona Fang.
A torch in midair-great
Give up halfway-the beginning is not over.
Eat roast chicken in the middle of the night-think about it (tearing)
Bed in the middle of the night-very hot.
Don't pretend to be Qin Gui-who hasn't seen you?
Beat the duck with a stick
No matter how thick or thin, a stick is a needle.
Bao Gong's Judgment-Admitting the Reason and Not Admitting the Person
Steamed bread grinned-beautiful stuffing
A peeled tree-not long.
The cock that tells the time-don't rush it.
Firecracker temper-just a little.
Hang the Hu Qin behind your back-you can't pull it.
Bowing behind one's back-an anti-ritual
Moving stones across the river-a thorough investigation
The chicken nest on your back-it's not easy (picking up eggs)
Small holes in the quilt cover-adding flowers to cotton
Punch under the quilt.-hands can't be mixed.
Playing football under the quilt-I can't see.
Forced confession.-believe it or not
Force the overlord of Chu to death-psychological warfare
Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.
Nose up-back.
White powder on the nose-a good picture.
Hang a heavy object on your nose-knock on your mouth.
Ruthless than the prime minister
Walk with your eyes closed-you want to go the wrong way.
Selling cloth with your eyes closed-nonsense
Gecko tail-live day after day
Blow the whip as a flute-heartless.
Government officials swaggered into the county government.
A shriveled soft egg
Bleeding pig.-get down
Playing tricks on the roof-playing hard
The fish hanging under the eaves-it's dry
Running water on the roof-things on it.
A hole in the roof-not a door.
Planting Wheat on the Roof-Stimulation (Ridge)
Hang eggs on the beams.
Fly a kite on the roof-your hands are higher.
Xin Wei grew up on the roof.-asshole.
Grass on the house-scraped seeds
Pink balls roll sesame seeds-a little.
Was quickly painted crow white.
The vermicelli is soaked in boiling water-it can't stand straight.
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