When a girl asks who you are, how do you respond humorously?

1. When we first added WeChat, it was normal for girls to ask "Who are you" when they were still in a strange state, whether it was introduced by girls introduced by social software or friends. At this time, don't send a few hundred words of self-introduction, which will show that you care about each other especially, but convey a very low feeling to each other. Met on social software: Girl: Who are you? Boy: It was introduced by a friend. Girl: Who are you? Boy: It was introduced by my XXX. 2. When you try to have sex with a girl when the relationship is upgraded, or do something beyond the current relationship, the girl will say "Who are you" and "Do I know you well?" The girl is actually telling you that she already feels uncomfortable and you have crossed the line. At this time, you must stop your behavior, brake immediately, and then cut into the normal topic. Boy: How old are you, ABCD? Girl: Who are you? Boy: By the way, I don't know your name yet. Boy: We must be very sweet together. Girl: Do I know you very well? Boy: By the way, are you from 1997? 3. Girls mainly test whether you are a man with a strong heart and whether you will remain confident in yourself. Don't explain in a panic or get evasive at this time. Boy: Be a good boy and cook me a delicious meal. Girl: Hahahaha, who are you? Boy: I don't like to think that "thinking" is all questions, and "doing" is the answer. Girl: Hahahaha, the girl asks who you are. How do you answer humorously? 1. It can be said that knowing ourselves and knowing each other is invincible through the clever reply of girls' visible information. When a girl asks who you are, don't rush to answer. You can first look at the visible information and trends of girls and get to know her, starting with her interest. For example, the food that girls like, the city scenery that TV plays have been to, and so on. Talking with girls makes them more willing to chat with you. Girl: Who are you? Boy: I see you have been watching xxx recently, haven't you? Girl: Yes, how do you know? Boy: I'm a worm in your stomach, and I know everything you think. Girl: Is it so powerful? Boy: Sure, my name is xxx, so remember the name of your future boyfriend. 2. Pretend to be an acquaintance and quickly close the distance. Girls are more wary of strangers of the opposite sex. If you tell them your name directly, girls may delete you if they don't know you, so we can choose acquaintances disguised as girls to approach them. Girl: Hello, who are you? Boy: Have I seen you somewhere? Girl: I don't think so. Boy: No? Then why do I feel like we've known each other all our lives? 3. Respond in a misunderstood way. When a girl answers who you are and is indifferent, you might as well use a misunderstood method to deliberately interpret the other person's words as other meanings and turn the meaning expressed by the other person that is unfavorable to you into beneficial to you. For example, girl: Who are you? We don't seem to know each other (girl means: I don't know you, so don't mess with me) Boy: Yes, I don't know you very well either. Why don't you take this opportunity to find out (ignore what girls say against us and talk about what's good for us)? 4. Avoid girls' inquiries and change the subject. When girls ask who you are, don't tell them your name right away in order to make them remember themselves. Of course, when we avoid girls' questions, girls usually choose to keep asking questions. At this time, it is necessary to change the topic to divert girls' attention and talk to girls about topics they are interested in. Girls can exchange names when they feel unprepared for you. For example: Girl: Who are you? Boy: I am a person who likes you. I miss you day and night. Girl: I mean, do you know me? Boy: I don't know How could I miss you? Change the subject. Boy: Do you watch (anime, movies, TV series)? Still like (photography, food, stars, etc. )? The girl asks who you are and how to answer. When a girl asks, "Who are you?" Don't think about what girls explain, because girls are wary of you. Only by using humorous replies to eliminate girls' vigilance and make girls interested in you can your name be more easily remembered by girls. When a girl asks who you are, how do you humorously answer 3 1, and I am XXX? This seemingly simple answer is much better than your silly saying "I am a good person". What if there is a XXX in her primary school classmates? 2, straight into the main question type-"Sister, we are so close, can we meet?" You can also try this classic sentence pattern of "Yue" and "Pao". Of course, the result is easy to be rejected. 3. Editing type I edited my self-introduction and sent it to girls, so that they could get to know you quickly. When this eight-character fortune teller [54g point cn], you can make your request: "I have introduced myself, so can we meet?" 4. When the opponent asks, "Who are you?" Don't answer. Look at her circle of friends first, look at her hobbies, and start with the places she is interested in. For example, a sister near me saw that her circle of friends shared a series of reasoning articles about meaning, so I greeted her and said, "Hello, I saw that you shared a reasoning article, but I have no friends, so I can only read the news of 10. That makes sense. Of course, the reasoning article is also wonderful, but the important thing is that you and your sister have become friends and have a common topic. 5. Romance This is the way I met my ex, not WeChat, another social software, which can show the distance. I paid attention and didn't speak. She asked directly, "Who are you?" "If a handsome boy is standing downstairs with a bunch of blue roses in his hand, would you like to be his girlfriend? "This is my answer. Of course, there are preconditions for me to say this: 1, she didn't write any hints about the address; 2. She is in an emotional vacuum; 3. She likes blue roses; Then start looking for each other's address. The method is as follows: a, record your current position as point A, and record the distance of X meters from each other; B, move to another part of the city (as far away as possible, of course), record the location as point B, and record the distance of Y meters from the other party; C, draw a circle with point A as the center and point X as the radius on the map, and then draw a circle with point B as the center and point Y as the radius. The intersection of these two circles is each other's address. Of course, there are two intersections, and the probability of 50% is still to be guessed, unless you can get more hints. If you find a place, you can wait for her downstairs with flowers. Girls who do this, at least 80% will want to know you. 6, ridicule, send a joke that you think is the funniest directly. Of course, pick up hot chicks will not be smooth sailing, and there will be some unexpected situations, such as the above-mentioned "girl picking up girls and asking who you are", so boys had better know in advance and be prepared.